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Anastasia Ashley’s Naked and Afraid of the Day

Anastasia Ashley just tapped out of Discovery Channel’s Naked and Afraid Fan Edition…where she was out in the jungle naked with some Vlogger naked….and they survived not eating, like she’s prepping for a bikini shoot, and not having fire in 50 degree weather, while jungle cats and other animals stalked her…. Good times….you dirty unshowered jungle slut…with your dirty unshowered jungle vagina…exposed to the elements before being wrapped in their Duct Tape survival item… She was given her phone an hour a day, where she took some selfies…and girl looked animalistic and hot…like a jungle cat of her own…all jungle fever…but in a different way… The post Anastasia Ashley’s Naked and Afraid of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anastasia Ashley’s Naked and Afraid of the Day

Anastasia Ashley just tapped out of Discovery Channel’s Naked and Afraid Fan Edition…where she was out in the jungle naked with some Vlogger naked….and they survived not eating, like she’s prepping for a bikini shoot, and not having fire in 50 degree weather, while jungle cats and other animals stalked her…. Good times….you dirty unshowered jungle slut…with your dirty unshowered jungle vagina…exposed to the elements before being wrapped in their Duct Tape survival item… She was given her phone an hour a day, where she took some selfies…and girl looked animalistic and hot…like a jungle cat of her own…all jungle fever…but in a different way… The post Anastasia Ashley’s Naked and Afraid of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Stacy Keibler’s Legs in a Little Black Dress of the Day

Stacy Keibler is wearing a tight black dress and showing off her legs George Clooney wants us to believe he wears as a scarf, because there is a strong chance he is more into scarfs for fashion purposes, you know to accent his outfit while singing show tunes with his boys in his Italian Villa….you know all gay like that….cuz only gay guys wear scarfs for fashion…I mean unless it is cold outside then it is every man for his own….you versus the elements and sexuality doesn’t come into play…and the real issue is why I’m not focusing on Keibler wrestling legs….maybe I’m the kind of guy who needs a scarf for fashion if you know what I mean…

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All 51 Miss USA Delegates Respond To a Question

This is the kind of shit that makes my head explode….I lasted a minute in, but I’m sure it gets funny… The good news for these girls is that they were born in a society where the most complicated survival skill needed was how to make an appointment to get your nails done or some shit…because if they had to fend for themselves against the elements, it’d be hilarious to watch, but pretty much the end of them… They should ask these bitches these questions while in their bikinis, because that’s wha they are good for…showing off their tits…we should be knowledged in that. Shouldn’t we Miss Idaho no You da Ho.

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