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Sofia Vergara’s Tits on a Yacht of the Day

Posted on July 10, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sofia Vergara’s story is one of inspiration to all the girls out there. It reminds them that if you have really big tits and a silly accent, you can play it the fuck up and make it in America. Despite America being painted as a racist place that hate immigrants. There are a fucking ton of immigrants making millions a year with their work visas, greencards and US passports in hand, because using your sex appeal to manipulate people into making your dreams come true is viable…if you have those tits to back up your sex appeal and manipulation…. She started out as an illegal single mom who landed in Miami and never left, but thanks to Colombian cocaine and a hit TV show…she’s now living her middle age menopausal years on yachts she can pay for….unlike when she was first to Miami and had to fuck the guy who owned the yacht to get thee bikini yacht shots. I don’t find her story all that interesting and middle aged women aren’t hot to me, but I am into amplifying the clickbait they produce in their self promotion….it’s kinda what I do. The post Sofia Vergara’s Tits on a Yacht of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sarah Hyland’s Tits and Ass go the Gym of the Day

Posted on July 26, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sarah Hyland went to the gym, because she can’t afford a gym in her house, you know being on a hit TV show, She makes a minimum of 100,000 dollars an episode, which is probably closer to 350,000 dollars an episode now that she’s over 18, where Sofia Vergara makes something like 500,000 an episode, while they’ve filmed 232 episodes… MEANING that on the low end she’s made 23,200,000 dollars… Sure 20 -30 percent of that goes to management and agents and lawyers… Leaving her with something like 15 million dollars… Then another 45 percent goes to taxes….leaving her 8 million dollars… That is spread out over 10 years, so profiting 800,000 on the low end after taxes just for that ONE job… And bitch can’t afford a fucking gym in her house. I find that very fucking hard to believe, and just reminds me that she’s out there for attention, to be seen, to be celebrated, wearing a slutty gym outfit for dudes to say she’s got a hot body, because she’s found her sexuality, but not her Kidney…that she’s had removed. So here she is out there for attention. Acting all annoyed and inconvenienced while done up with what looks like face injections doing her best thirsty Kardashian look… Silly. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS Click Here Here she is in a bikini throw back all oiled up JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sarah Hyland’s Tits and Ass go the Gym of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sofia Vergara Fitness Erotica of the Day

Posted on May 1, 2018 by admin2| Leave a comment

Sofia Vergara, the Den Mother with her big tits, decided at 45 or 50 to continue exploiting her big titty mom body, because when you make a life from being a big titty, coke dealer / mule from Colombia that worked her way into Hollywood via Miami…through Cocaine…it’s the COLOMBIAN way…you can’t forget your big titties roots..they are what made you and show a little respect… The biggest troll would be if she wasn’t even from Colombia, but rather OHIO or some shit, because that accent of hers is so done up and over the top…. Either way. here is her fitness

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Brooke Candy Terrifying of the Day

Posted on February 26, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Brooke Candy is a little much, but I guess you gotta commit to your stupid storyline and really step up the weirdness to go viral…you know gotta keep pushing things to get noticed…so walking around tits out in this gender and sexuality confused world….seems high concept…but reminds me of gutter back alley basement porn shoots with gutter drugged out women who need 100 dollars. It seems so contrived to be “Weird” and different like she’s trying so hard to be a freak to get noticed, and that alone annoys me, if you’re a freak be a freak, don’t pretend to be one and do all these weird things to be one, when it’s all just a fucking lie…. I don’t find this interesting, compelling, exciting, funny, or really anything worth looking at, but when a hipster rapper chick pulls out her stupidly tattooed tits, why not participate in her hustle…even if it’s ridiculous on pretty much all levels…except the whole being naked level..because we like naked…even when it’s gross. The post Brooke Candy Terrifying of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sarah Hyland Hard Nipple of the Day

Posted on February 26, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know when Sarah Hyland decided she had tits, but when she did, she did the right thing and started putting them out there….I think it is safe to assume that she learned this on set because fame whores understand how far tits can take you…and those fame whores were Sofia Vergara, who went from zero to fetish on the hit TV show that made this Sarah Hyland, pretty much thanks to her huge tits…and I guess Sarah Hyland realizes something we all know, and that is that small tits, although not big tits, can be just as hot as big tits, because they usually come with a smaller body and hotter ass, and still have hard nipples we can fantasize about sucking on….not that I would fantasize about sucking the tits of this alien who finally figured out social media whoring….she creeps me out and looks like she’s a genetic defect….but I still appreciate this behavior. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Sarah Hyland Hard Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Please Stop And Look At Sofia Vergara In A Bikini

Posted on January 17, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sofia Vergara In A Bikini Is Worth The Time … read more

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Sarah Hyland is Branded by her Boyfriend of the Day

Posted on December 26, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sarah Hyland is being used by some dude she calls her best friend, who is clearly a homo, and not in an “I’m jealous dude fucks Sarah Hyland kind of way, that’s not really the way I am, but more importantly, I don’t actually care who fucks Sarah Hyland because she creeps me the fuck out… I do however follow her social media, and see her promoting the fuck out of some gay guy she has packaged as her boyfriend, to the point in which she’s wearing his initials on her necklace in what I assume is this sponsored post about her titties…she’s learned from Sofia Vergara and gets it. So basically branding herself, promoting dude, making him exist, all the while all he has to do is pander to her and convince her he’s not gay, in order to cash in as the next Seacrests, something he’s trying to be, at least based on my watching her social media feed… Dude’s working it…hard..and he’s got a captivated audience…buying into it because she’s likely tired of not trusting anyone. Even her parents….who sold her off…and gave her that mutant face. It’s not exciting, it’s nonsense, but I’ll post it because I just did. The post Sarah Hyland is Branded by her Boyfriend of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sofia Vergara’s Cleavage View

Posted on December 19, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know it’s been a while since I’ve done a post on  Sofia Vergara , but ever since Ariel Winter and Sarah Hyland discovered the career-boosting joys of InstaWh%ring, Sofia’s probably only the third-most famous hottie on Modern Family these days. Luckily, those giant funbags of hers never go out of style though, so I think Sofia’s due for a major comeback. Especially if she keeps putting out pictures like this. Fingers crossed.

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Ariel Winter’s Gunt of the Day

Posted on November 27, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s celebrity from mainstream TV, hit sitcom, cast member, and human pile of SLOP, Ariel Winter at the gym… I am convinced she’s got a contract saying that she can’t get fatter than she already is, because they won’t be able to fit her on screen with Sofia Vergara’s tits… So they’ll Aunt Viv or Becky from Roseanne her, just give her the axe, but can’t because she’s the only thing people care about on the show…the busty, gunt, flat ass exhibitionist from social media….who is the size of Roseanne, who in the 90s was considered fat, but int he 2017s is considered normal and beautiful….vile… The only hope we have for Ariel Winter is that her child star life to end like Dana Plato…along with Selana Gomez and all these other cunts, maybe on some Celebrity Cruise or something…TITANIC that shit. Here she is struggling to make it up a hill The post Ariel Winter’s Gunt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sarah Hyland Gets Playful In Bed

Posted on October 23, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve always liked Sarah Hyland . She was one of the only reasons I used to watch Modern Family back in the day. Well, that and Sofia Vergara ‘s giant funbags. Anyway, these days, Sarah’s making the transition from sitcom star to social media star, by taking pictures with all the things the Internet loves most: donuts , cute puppies , and B-list celebrity cleavage . She’s a total pro.

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