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Izabel Goulart, the ex Victoria’s Secret model turned fitness influencer, who has a really tight body despite being old, thanks to her low body fat percentage thanks to fitness….used to excite me…but like most of these over trained girls….addicted to fitness instead of cocaine like models are supposed to be addicted to…they get this hard bodies…but as they age…they become more and more masculine. I don’t hate the fitness, I like a firm toned body, sure…it’s better than sloppy and fat…especially on a 35 year old…because I see 20 year olds ridden with cellulite thanks to the fat generation and they all think it’s good and healthy and it’s terrible… I just find Goulart’s going a bit too hard….but at least there’s some emphasis on her ass…in what I assume is some World Cup bullshit cuz all these people love their soccer…
Sarah Hyland is being used by some dude she calls her best friend, who is clearly a homo, and not in an “I’m jealous dude fucks Sarah Hyland kind of way, that’s not really the way I am, but more importantly, I don’t actually care who fucks Sarah Hyland because she creeps me the fuck out… I do however follow her social media, and see her promoting the fuck out of some gay guy she has packaged as her boyfriend, to the point in which she’s wearing his initials on her necklace in what I assume is this sponsored post about her titties…she’s learned from Sofia Vergara and gets it. So basically branding herself, promoting dude, making him exist, all the while all he has to do is pander to her and convince her he’s not gay, in order to cash in as the next Seacrests, something he’s trying to be, at least based on my watching her social media feed… Dude’s working it…hard..and he’s got a captivated audience…buying into it because she’s likely tired of not trusting anyone. Even her parents….who sold her off…and gave her that mutant face. It’s not exciting, it’s nonsense, but I’ll post it because I just did. The post Sarah Hyland is Branded by her Boyfriend of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Izabel Goulart is a Victoria’s Secret model once a year, for whatever reason, she was taken off the main roster and ran back to brazil to live out her fit as fuck model life, thanks to garnering celebrity from the billion dollar evil fucking brand…but she still walks their fashion show infomercial to I guess stay relevant, or maybe because that’s what her contract stipulates – allowing her to remain exclusive to them without actually working since she’ likely got enough in the bank, she was a huge deal for a while a while ago.. I forgot she existed, but saw these Brazilian Christmas romance shots and remembered how fit she was, like workouts everyday, making for a sculpted and amazing body…with low bodyfat…and I figured why not celebrate that today while all you fat fucks are till eating cookies from Yesterday….not everyone is a lazy pre-diabetic fat as fuck American…some just get paid in American Dollars to be hotter than Americans, so tht they buy cheap made in china sweatshop panties…you know…like GOULART… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PCIS CLICK HERE Here’s some excitement from her social media.. The post Izabel Goulart – Bikini – of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Sofiia Chuprikova is some model…who may not be an actual model, but she gets naked on instagram, which means she’s enough of a model for me…. I’ve never seen so many girls get naked for the sake of getting naked on the internet…it’s just this viral trend, they once was for fidget spinners, or Nike, or The Gap, or any real brand that the masses participated in…only it’s getting naked on the internet… It’s the cool thing, the it thing, the trendy thing, the now, the current, the new…and it’s almost overwhelming…because there are just so many fucking people who get naked…over and over and over…naked…and that to me…is wonderful. Sofiia Chuprikova …sounds Russian enough…is naked…but only has 13,000 followers on IG…so give her more love…because she’s naked… The post Sofiia Chuprikova Naked Hot Chick of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Izabel Goulart has a ridiculously fit fucking body. She’s an older Victoria’s Secret model, who I don’t think is an actual “angel”…that’s how they control their bitches, you know keep them fighting to be the best they can be with hopes of some bullshit title that doesn’t actual matter, other than meaning the girls get a monthly check from the brand, paid to wear it, like when I hire hookers to be my friend for an hour…same kind of thing…. Izabel Goulart is in a bikini and has a fit fucking body…and whether some mall brand hires her or not, I’ll still stare, even if she’s old…. Brazil. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Izabel Goulart – Amazing Body in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I think we can all pretty much agree that 2016 sucked. So what better way to kick off the new year than with pictures of smoking hot Victoria’s Secret model Izabel Goulart showing off her killer bikini booty at the beach, right? I don’t know about you guys, but things are already looking up for the Little Tuna, at least. So enjoy, and don’t worry, there’s lots more supermodel bikini pictures and lame dick jokes where those came from. Best #photobombed #BodyByIza Bikini life ☀️ #stbarth #holiday #mood #beach #life #beachbum #happy A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@izabelgoulart) on Dec 28, 2016 at 5:47am PST Прекрасная Изабель Гулар #izabelgoulart A photo posted by PEOPLETALK.RU (@peopletalkru) on Jan 1, 2017 at 8:38am PST #IzabelGoulart #beauty #sensuousgirl #bikini #swimwear #swimsuit #actress #model #hot #lingerie #candids #candid A photo posted by Sensuous Girl (@sensuousgirl) on Dec 31, 2016 at 11:32pm PST
Some chick in her 40s asked me who my top 3 favorite celebs are, like a top 3 list in terms of celebs I want to fuck, and I thought, fuck I don’t have a top 3 list and I hate stupid fucking games like this, because I don’t fuck celebs, I live in Canada, and even if I was in LA where they congregate, they wouldn’t let me into their celebrity pool parties, or their pants, not even the fat disgusting ones, because even they have weird egos and are terrible humans…. I actually find all celebs pretty fucking vile to look at, not hot at all, just phony overpaid, overated shit.. So I figure I wouldn’t jerk off to either Jojo’s tits, or Hailee Steinfelds legs…because if you use instagram, there are 1,000,000 or more sluts more naked, who look better naked, who just want the fame, don’t have the fame, that I could probably fuck for 200 dollars to help pay their rent, because they are lazy and spend their days sitting around naked taking selfies for their fake model careers… So fuck these Jojo Tits, or Hailee Steinfelds fishnets, or Sarah Hyland’s Cleavage with a cat, or Bella Thorne’s bat in a squat, or Isabelli Fontana Nipples, or Sarah Shahi on the grinch….or Sophie Simmons gross fat sloppy stomach selfie, or Rat Cow in Lingerie, or Mandy Moore’s mom ass, or Mary Elizabeth Winstead in leggigns, or EMma Roberts doing pilates…. They are all dog shit.. The post What Celeb are you Jerking Off to On Social Media of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I find it depressing that the only model content that makes any real noise in Decemeber is this Love magazine non-Christmas because that’s exclusive, and we live in an inclusive world…daily video advent calendar…. The videos are uninspired, thrown together and people only watch because it’s half naked chicks with millions of followers, that Love uses to get their own followers, in a follow fest… Izabel Goulart, the 40 year old VS model who is fit as fuck, hot booty, ass shaking Brazilian is going to be in an upcoming one of their videos, and this BTS shit hit instagram – posted by someone I know, so I figured it rarely happens that I am the first to post, the world is filled with nerds online all fucking day doing this shit, so when I see never before seen videos of models ass shaking…I gotta get it up there for the world / my 2 readers to bask in the glory… The Farrah Abraham exclusive squirt video was a more lucrative video, but I take what I can get… The post Izabel Goulart’s Booty Shake Preview to her Love Magazine Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
