Barbara Palvin’s comeback tour is the highlight of the Holidays….the Christmas Miracle you should all stare at…because just last year she looked like she had a few too many sugar plums, a few too many sugar cookies, a few too many Turkeys or Tofurkeys, a few too many roasted chestnuts and yule logs, bitch was a fucking fluffy gingerbread man….out of work, back turned on her by the mall brand that sells over priced made in china sweatshop, yeast infection causing panties…because they believe in tough love and having high standards for the pussy they strip down….but she’s back and she’s delivering it…and whether you’re Hungry for Hungary or not Hungry at all…you can appreciate this kind of behavior whether it is well paid, or just doing it for the love of dudes jerking off to her instagram…it’s amazing enough for me…which isn’t saying much, I’ve had lap dances from homeless inuits who haven’t showered in weeks and still been abe to cum….despite low testosterone and overall shitty health….but it’s still great. Some Video…. Oh yeah…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Barbara Palvin Wet Bikini Ass is Back of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Izabel Goulart is a Victoria’s Secret model once a year, for whatever reason, she was taken off the main roster and ran back to brazil to live out her fit as fuck model life, thanks to garnering celebrity from the billion dollar evil fucking brand…but she still walks their fashion show infomercial to I guess stay relevant, or maybe because that’s what her contract stipulates – allowing her to remain exclusive to them without actually working since she’ likely got enough in the bank, she was a huge deal for a while a while ago.. I forgot she existed, but saw these Brazilian Christmas romance shots and remembered how fit she was, like workouts everyday, making for a sculpted and amazing body…with low bodyfat…and I figured why not celebrate that today while all you fat fucks are till eating cookies from Yesterday….not everyone is a lazy pre-diabetic fat as fuck American…some just get paid in American Dollars to be hotter than Americans, so tht they buy cheap made in china sweatshop panties…you know…like GOULART… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PCIS CLICK HERE Here’s some excitement from her social media.. The post Izabel Goulart – Bikini – of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
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DO YOUR DICK A FAVOR…GIFT THAT MOTHERFUCKER…IN FACT…GIFT ALL DICKS WITH THE GIFT THAT IS THE FLESHLIGHT… THE ORIGINAL POCKET PUSSY . It’s Black Friday, Thanksgiving is Over, time to plan the actual holidays, you know since Thanksgiving is the gateway to the happiest time of year…so why not make it happier with a Fleshlight …. Sometimes the best gifts are the most considerate gifts…you know not the most expensive gift, but the gifts from the heart…and that is why I want to see a lot of Fleshlights under the christmas tree, or shipped to your love-ones door because people don’t actually leave their houses anymore, not even on the Holidays…because it’s inconvenient…. Sure, gifting a Fleshlight may be unconventional, so if you’re too shy to give your family and friends something they will actually use, appreciate, and possibly fall in love with, because they are that good…get yourself one…you won’t regret it… When planning for this article, I did hours of research that you can find on STEPSMUT ….where I was reminded how good Fleshlights actually are… Then I remembered the first time I used a fleshlight, it was in 2004 or 2005 and it was given to me by a friend, I didn’t use it for weeks, just stared at it confused by the invention but fascinated by it…It was a time I wasn’t getting laid and thought, fuck I’m a loser fucking a plastic device…then I fucked the plastic device and came faster and harder than I ever had. I ended up washing the Fleshlight in the sink, thinking “I should have pulled out”…and ended up blowing that thing out until I had to throw it out because it was violated harder than any of Harvey Weinstein’s girls… Now, I know you don’t want to hear my 13 year old stories of being introduced to a life changing toy, and we’re in a different era of sex toy culture, where girls shove all kinds of things up in them…there’s no shame in using a tool like they do… If anything, women just don’t want us using them, at least the wrong women who make us insecure proudly displaying our toys like little kids do with their GI Joes or whatever they play with now, likely Barbies since the world is becoming one massive vagina…. But if anything, women just don’t want us to have them because they know they could be replaced… You see…a Fleshlight doesn’t say no, it doesn’t report us for being perverts because it’s trendy, even if it enjoyed us being perverts while we were being perverts, it is always available, it never talks back, it always stays tights, you can cum in it and not get it pregnant, and overall..it’s fucking amazing… Not to mention, if you’re married or in a relationship, you may want to fuck a new pussy, without cheating, maybe live out a threesome fantasy, or most likely your wife won’t want to fuck you because you bore her…..so she’ll encourage you to jerk off or even jerk you off with the fleshlight…because masturabtion is good alone and in groups…. So get your Fleshlight Supply NOW If that didn’t make you want it, remember: 1- It is NOT just for the lonely guy who can’t get laid. Couples use it. 2- The Stamina Training Unit helps to build stamina for longer and stronger sex 3- It is The original POCKET PUSSY 4- Made in the USA so no dirty China Sweatshop Germs… 5- It Feels Awesome… TO GET YOUR FLESHLIGHT NOW… CLICK HERE Oh and you can get Pornstar Vaginas which makes it all more fun….to jerk off to their videos… Nicole Aniston Dillon Harper Kendra Suderland Madison IVY Stoya Reily Reid Riley Steele Eva Lovia TO GET YOUR FLESHLIGHT NOW… CLICK HERE Here’s some highlights from their instagram….. And a video… TO GET YOUR FLESHLIGHT NOW…IT IS NOT FOR LOSERS…IT IS THE FUTURE…FOR EVERYONE…AND IT NEVER SAYS NO! CLICK HERE The post Black Friday Fleshlight Special for ALL Dicks of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
