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Epitome Of A Bad Mother: 9-Year-Old Eats 4 Days Worth Of Advent Calendar Treats Before Mom Realizes Its Catnip

Posted on December 21, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Source: Douglas Sacha / Getty Mother Accidentally Feeds Catnip To Daughter From Advent Calendar You read that right. A mother fed her 9-year-old daughter catnip for four days. A story in The Scottish Sun details how Jess Evans bought her daughter Alissa a Garfield advent calendar for the holidays. After a few days Alissa claimed she didn’t like the treats anymore and told her mom that she refused to eat any more. Upon further inspection, Jess discovered that the treats that she believed to be “apple flavored chocolate” was actually “yoghurt and catnip” snacks…for cats! Jess, from Oswestry, Shropshire, said: “I was in shock and felt like the worst mother ever when I realised I’d bought her a calendar for cats. “She said they tasted a bit strange, but hadn’t said they were horrible, so I just forgot about it. “Alissa hadn’t been eating them for a few days and when I asked why she brought the box over to me. “I remember thinking they did look a funny shade of green and didn’t have a chocolatey smell. “When I turned the calendar over and read that it was yoghurt and catnip flavour I couldn’t believe it – and that it had taken 11 days for us to notice.” Apparently, Jess was doing Christmas shopping and grabbed the calendar without ever reading it. “I have a degree in English literature and creative writing but still couldn’t read a calendar and it had taken me 11 days to realise.” Get it together, lady.

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Barbara Palvin Stripper Pole of the Day

Posted on December 12, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I was trying to boycott the clickbait that is Love Advent Calendar, because I’ve been posting their nonsense for years, even before it was on Youtube and I thought, fuck them, they never link me, or feature me, or give me any credit, they don’t even know I exist, yet here I am posting their bullshit videos, letting my MASSIVE audience buy into their nonsense, that is really not very good, if anything it’s just zero thought out crap, produced by people who have scammed the fashion world, and is hyped up as authetic editorial, something all the models want to be part of like a stamp of approval… But then I saw big girl, looking better than she was when fired by Victoria’s Secret and replaced by Stella Maxwell the Celeb fucker, Barbara Palvin doing a stripper dance..and thought to myself… Fuck… I have to post that, because it’s so trashy and lame, it’s not even a good pole dance, it is CULTURAL APPROPRIATION from sex workers, even mocking sex workers, not EMPOWERING anyone, but she says “STAY STRONG” at the end of the video, so it must be about women being strong to come out against sexual assault despite being sex workers, or maybe The post Barbara Palvin Stripper Pole of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Dude has Sex with a Car and Other Videos of the Day

Posted on January 6, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Morality Police Catch Adultery in Car Two Girls Get Slammed by a Truck and Survive Snow Removal Tractor Takes Out a Woman Interesting Place to Nap… Naked Woman VS the Mean Streets Giant Spool on the Highway Fight in the Internet Cafe Kicksled Urban Stunts…. Jeep Fail….that Ends With Death… The post Dude has Sex with a Car and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Love Magazine Advent Calendar’s Still Going of the Day

Posted on January 6, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So Love Magazine has put together one of their most flimsy, lazy garbage Advent Calendar, pretty much the biggest thing they do all year, and because everyone is a fame whore – attention seeker, even the people with big audiences, who need content and promotion to help take them to the next level, and Love magazine has just the right formula for that…the Advent Calendar…that they are still posting content up around…well into January, despite the holidays being over, because milk this as hard as you can, beat that dead horse with your dick, and try your damn best to carry this video a day thing, make that Youtube money, especially when you have girls who have the following willing to spend the 14 mins it takes to film these things… Well, the January edition of the Love Magazine Advent Calendar that keeps bringing content includes….my favorite – GEORGIA MAY JAGGER: SI Model Hannah Ferguson….. Daisy Lowe….the daddy issue big tits… Nina Agdal…the Leo DiCaprio retard head.. I guess they didn’t make the cut for the actual advent calendar, but January is still a month and there are days in said month and people are still on the internet…and willing to watch…..and model and fake models are willing to be in these videos…so why ever stop it…just video a day this shit….cuz despite sucking they are still worth watching….half naked it girls from the the last 20 years…I’m sold…but it takes very little to sell me…the other day I stared at a shadow on my wall because it looked like tits… The post Love Magazine Advent Calendar’s Still Going of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elsa Hosk Shows Ashley Graham What A Real Model Looks Like

Posted on December 27, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Wait a minute. I thought that now that Christmas was over, that meant those lame LOVE Advent videos were done too. Isn’t that how an advent calendar normally works? But I guess not, because we just got two more videos. One’s from smoking hot, real supermodel Elsa Hosk , the other’s from “healthy” “sexy” “supermodel” Ashley Graham . I’ll give you one guess whose video is actually worth watching.

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Charlotte McKinney Hotel Room Lingerie Shoot of the Day

Posted on December 23, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Charlotte McKinney doesn’t have a good enough face, or really anything but her tits, to justify any level of celebrity or following, and the truth is she’s not actually considered a celebrity, she was on a reality show because a dude she was fucking was connected and pretended she was an instagram star, even though no one had ever heard of her, tits have that effect on dudes…they fucking love tits… I just hate knowing that despite her average looks, this rich because her dad is Bahamian and doesn’t pay taxes, she’s a total fucking snob, just annoying…because if was cool and laid back amongst all her fucking low level, average at best, huge titty exploitation, it’d be funny, like a troll.. But instead…you know she’s just another rich girl playing make-belief model, trying to be hot, with her cheesy fucking model poses…and it’s a fucking joke.. What’s not quite a joke is her tits – they are fucking monsters…i want to have hide in my closet…if I had a closet…or under my bed…if it was more than just a mattress on the floor.. The post Charlotte McKinney Hotel Room Lingerie Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Karlie Kloss Awkward for Love Magazine of the Day

Posted on December 23, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s some Love Magazine nonsense that is actually Christmas themed which makes sense because it is their 30 days of Christmas advent calendar stupidity that is really just a clever marketing hook, because people like me pick up on the shit, because they feature half naked well trafficked, highly followed, overrated, overpaid cunts they don’t pay to be in this because it’s editorial – but still the biggest thing they do all year. This pre-xmas-eve video is of Taylor Swift’s real life barbie doll being silly, quirky, funny, showing the world she’s awkward and not as glamourous as she’s made out to be in all her VS work….that no one grasps…because why would she take anything seriously – her job is joke, a scam, ridiculous…and she’s won… Not to mention, she’s not hot, she’s lanky and weird, and no one expected her to be anything but a clumsy armpit sniffing twat.. MERRY CHRISTMAS.. The post Karlie Kloss Awkward for Love Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alexis Ren for Love Magazine of the Day

Posted on December 22, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Finally…a good, wholesome, Christmas inspired video for a Christmas advent calendar… Love Magazine may be lazy, they may fucking suck, considering the ppl they work with, the budgets they have, they have no excuse… But they put this girl, a girl with a great body, Alexis Ren, in a thong one piece…and have her doing ballet with a person in that T-Rex costume the internet was loving…and you create the closest thing to brilliance…and holiday cheer…all at the same time….and it’s so fucking easy, all of their videos shoulda been on this level of weird…but hot…with Christmasness. This is the only video to date that has a Christmas vibe, a little Nutcracker in more than one way, becuase of the song, the dance, the performance…my testicles crying because they can’t cum to this Christmas….with Dinosaurs instead of mice….hot bitches half naked instead of nutcracksers and I approve of this Love Magazine video… I guess in 22 days, this this is the one they did right, there were another 2-3 that were decent enough to watch….and 4 out of 22 is pretty fucking bad…especially considering the “talent” and budget they have…but the internet is lazy, they’ll watch anything…. The post Alexis Ren for Love Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ciara for Love Magazine of the Day

Posted on December 15, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This Love Magazine shit is such a joke, that it’s become a low level obsession for me, I’m like what dog shit did they scrape off the walls of their conference room when they were figuring out an idea for their annual advent calendar…I think they got to “the girls will have big followings, they will be diverse so we aren’t called racists, we will use video people with experience or a solid name, and that should be good enough”… No story…art doesn’t have a story….just CONCEPT…you know in this Ciara video we see their abuse of a green screen…in their other videos you see a solid reminder that everything else they did this year was also shit….their credit roll is more interesting than the actual video…because I like the fucking snowflakes…this is a christmas calendar you fucking lazy fucks…who have fucking budget – and pull this…unreal… Not to mention who the fuck is Ciara anyway. The post Ciara for Love Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Love Calendar Keeps On Delivering the Dog Shit of the Day

Posted on December 12, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Weak…I know Kim Kardashian is a fucking monster, but having her walk in slow motion in front of a green screen showing Northern Lights…is just weak. I could recreate this in my fucking basement apartment, I just don’t know any shit colored trannies with sloppy tits that I could use…but I should parody this, to remind you all that Kim Kardashian is fucking dog shit and so is LOVE Magazines’ advent calendar….just step it up you fashion cunts… Doutzen Kroes cuz no one else wants her…shot by Hype Williams….a legendary hip hop music video director from the 90s…who even did Hollywood movies…and this is the uninspired shit he’s doing now…as much as I hate instagram content producers, at least they produce better shit than this… Heidi Klum 300 Years Old….shot by Rankin – Naked in Tub….with star nipples, because I guess her actual nipples are starting to show their age and can’t be showcased…or maybe it’s just not YOUTUBE friendly…who knows…but I’d rather see the nips… The post Love Calendar Keeps On Delivering the Dog Shit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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