Source: Douglas Sacha / Getty Mother Accidentally Feeds Catnip To Daughter From Advent Calendar You read that right. A mother fed her 9-year-old daughter catnip for four days. A story in The Scottish Sun details how Jess Evans bought her daughter Alissa a Garfield advent calendar for the holidays. After a few days Alissa claimed she didn’t like the treats anymore and told her mom that she refused to eat any more. Upon further inspection, Jess discovered that the treats that she believed to be “apple flavored chocolate” was actually “yoghurt and catnip” snacks…for cats! Jess, from Oswestry, Shropshire, said: “I was in shock and felt like the worst mother ever when I realised I’d bought her a calendar for cats. “She said they tasted a bit strange, but hadn’t said they were horrible, so I just forgot about it. “Alissa hadn’t been eating them for a few days and when I asked why she brought the box over to me. “I remember thinking they did look a funny shade of green and didn’t have a chocolatey smell. “When I turned the calendar over and read that it was yoghurt and catnip flavour I couldn’t believe it – and that it had taken 11 days for us to notice.” Apparently, Jess was doing Christmas shopping and grabbed the calendar without ever reading it. “I have a degree in English literature and creative writing but still couldn’t read a calendar and it had taken me 11 days to realise.” Get it together, lady.
Elle Fanning is a fucking robot…and she freaks me the fuck out.. Even creepier than Elle Fanning…is her parents who sold her to the industry to be this soulless, dead eyed, make that money for the family looking tween in her bikini… I wonder if people jerk off to her, like is there a movement of dudes who find this girl the fucking hottest, I am sure it exists…I mean there are communities for everything…even filling up condoms with dog shit and fucking it…people do that…and those people who do that have found each other online and trade pics of it…so a cute, skinny, young, rich, robot…isn’t that far of a stretch…I just don’t really get it…but it’s not about me assholes…it’s about ELLE FANNING…or as her family call her…DAKOTA FANNING JR…the one they hope delivers… BONUS NIPPLE> .. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Elle Fanning Creepy Fucking Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Charlotte Mckinney is acting up in her home state of FLORIDA…not necessarily in an un-FLORIDA way, because Florida is fucking weird as hell, a place where really rich guys end up, and where girls like Charlotte McKinney, come across as the TROPHIES they need to own, now that they’ve got the boats, the houses, the private jets…and these TROPHIES are not just massive tits, but opportunists who are very into the good life…and letting these dudes spend money on them… Sure Charlotte McKinney is Florida rich, her family had money, but her monster tits have a price…if you want to hang with them, or feed them, you gotta be paying…as she’s not getting any actual mainstream work anyway…I mean she did dancing with the stars, I’m pretty sure that’s it….yet she thinks she’s famous, people know who she is, and that’s sellable to rich guys…I mean the tits are sellable to anyone..but they are priced out of our reach….but luckily part of her hustle, with the ugly rat face of hers…is putting the tits out there so that these rich guys know she exists and to do that…involves us non rich guys knowing she exists… All this to say…she seems like the worst, materialistic, overrated, bratty ego…ever…but her tits are ridiculous and rididuclous tits are great….making her famewhoring pretty alright… Here’s Her Top that’s Too Small Bikini: TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Here’s her Black One Piece Bathing Suit – With Nipple…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Here’s her weird dance…. Here’s her friend….. The post Charlotte McKinney’s Big Tits Get Fed by Rich Guys of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bye Scott! Kim, Khloe And Kourtney Pose For ‘IDFWU’ Picture After Scott got caught creeping on Kourtney did she and her sisters send some shade his way??? That’s the question that’s being asked after the trio posed for a photo with an interesting caption. On Tuesday the ladies were spotted shooting for an upcoming episode of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians”… and they later took selfies. In Khloe’s selfie in particular however the ladies stuc their tongues out and captioned it “IDFWU” a.k.a. “I don’t f*** with you.” WELP! Do you think that was a message for Scott or nah??? Hit the flip for more of their recent photos.
Nikki Baby Smashes Mally Mal’s Dishes On-again, off-again Love & Hip Hop LA couple Nikki Baby and Mally Mal are off yet again, and thier split is getting pretty messy. Nikki Baby pulled a Chris Brown on her Ex Mally Mal last night, showing up to his place unannounced and causing a scene of epic proportions. Via TMZ : ‘Love And Hip Hop’ stars Nikki Mudarris and Mally Mall’s breakup just went NUCLEAR — he says she went berserk, smashing $30k worth of fine china … until the neighbors called the cops, and we got the video. We’re told Nikki showed up at Mally’s home in Bev Hills Monday night and refused to leave — and took out her rage on the fancy plates … which she claims she bought. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … cops showed up just before 11 PM for a report that Nikki was vandalizing the property. We’re told she cooled down at the sight of badges, but Mally caught her making a quick exit in this video. Mall didn’t want to press charges on his ex … so cops just escorted her off the property. Sources close to Nikki say she freaked out because Mally broke her custom made iPhone 6 in a jealous rage days earlier. Since she paid for the china … this seems like the worst revenge ever. Mally seemed to recover just fine — we got him later that night leaving Ace of Diamonds strip club, where he’d just dropped $20k! She’s breaking things now…but it’s we’re starting the countdown clock for when she takes him back, yet again. SMH. TMZ
I don’t believe in these pretentious, who’s who type events, I am more about getting drunk in the gutter, or spending money on things that don’t involve rich and famous people stroking each other’s egos… Even if some freak accident happened and all of a sudden I became famous as fuck, I would never attend these things, they don’t have strippers, they are uptight and they seem like the worst possible event possible..shit is a nightmare… But these bitches who think they matter because you think they mattered and Madam Meow was there to capture some of the best and worst of the very very very important night that is so not important in the grand scheme of the fucking world…especially in the grand scheme of your life…in fact I hate myself for posting these bitches all dolled up in hair and make-up showing tit like they are more interesting than they are…which isn’t interesting at all…but who take this shit seriously, I mean Kim Kardashian, pornographer and midget, even put on some panties you’d probably be scared of sniffing… CLICK HERE Lily Donaldson is a model and I like model bodies… #488347647 / gettyimages.com I don’t know who the fuck this twat is…but she was there… #488353047 / gettyimages.com Cara Delevigne and Rihanna #488373693 / gettyimages.com #488373689 / gettyimages.com Hayden Panettiere’s Breast Implants are Good… #488372997 / gettyimages.com Olivia Munn’s Tits because She’s Reaching…. #488372691 / gettyimages.com Johnny Depp and Amber Heard Being Theatrical #488372593 / gettyimages.com Maggie Gyllenhaal’s Sloppy Tits… #488356683 / gettyimages.com Emma Stone’s got a Weird Face…. #488355989 / gettyimages.com Reese Witherspoon Fat Ass Looks Less Fat… #488355457 / gettyimages.com Rita Ora VS Rihanna because That’s Her Whole Purpose… #488374063 / gettyimages.com #488352415 / gettyimages.com #488344165 / gettyimages.com Beyonce Still Fakin’ It #488344259 / gettyimages.com #488344217 / gettyimages.com Georgia May Jagger’s Good Times… #488334389 / gettyimages.com Nicole Richie is Creepy as Shit #488333369 / gettyimages.com Chrissy Tiegen’s Pug Face Pregnancy Belly…. #488322869 / gettyimages.com Kate Upton Using Her Big Titties is Cuz That’s All She’s Got… #488412225 / gettyimages.com Here’s a Kate Upton Sports Illustrated Video…Really Annoying…. #488412225 / gettyimages.com #488351555 / gettyimages.com Here are the instagram pics… Oh and most importantly, midget Kim Kardashian wore panties…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I don’t know who AnnaLynne McCord…and the good news is, either does the rest of the world, because no one watches some shitty 90210 remake and no one cares about some twat who graduated high school, thought she was good enough to get famous, who ended up getting on TV, and milked being on TV, harder than any real celebrity, who usually wants nothing to do with the paparazzi, you see this bitch was inviting them over for drinks, anything to get on the blogs…but for some reason, she hasn’t released a sex tape, and that reason is probably because she hasn’t been fired from 90210 yet, even though the show itself should be fired from production, because it sounds like the worst pile of shit imaginable…. I guess the good news for her is that I’ll still stare at her ass crack. I got nothing else going on. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
My name is Claudia, and I want to share what happened on the best day of my life. The day I met my idol, my everything. I had tried everything to see Justin, I didn’t care if I didn’t meet him. It had been 3 years of me loving and supporting him and all I wanted was to see him but having like the worst luck ever when trying to win contests and lacking my parents support my dream seemed impossible. Well it was a random day you know.. the usual fangirling on Twitter when I suddenly kept seeing these tweets about Justin meeting fans outside his studio. Of course no one was giving out the address, it was IMPOSSIBLE. My hopes of even seeing him were crushed. One day as I was scrolling I saw one of the pictures of Justin outside his studio with a fan and saw that in the back there were a couple of numbers. I immediately took that to Google and came across a studio, but I wasn’t 100% sure it would be the studio Justin was at. Of course my parents wouldn’t take me (they don’t understand how much he means to me) so I told one of my friends to come with me. We had to take the metro and bus to get there and we had never taken them alone before. It took us 4 hours to get there, we got lost, took the wrong bus and missed our stop. At that point I had lost hope I wasn’t sure if it was the studio and after so many hours I thought that even if it was his studio, he was long gone by then. We walked up to the studio and saw like 15 girls waiting outside. I began to freak because I knew it was his studio. They told me he was inside and he hadn’t come out. I didn’t care if he didn’t stop. I understand sometimes he’s exhausted but just seeing his car I would freak. I sat down on the sidewalk and literally 3 minutes later I hear his voice. My heart just started to beat so fast. All the girls ran to the side of the studio but I was so in shock, I couldn’t stand up. Esther literally pushed me over there. I saw him and my jaw dropped at how perfect he was, for 3 years I had been seeing him through a computer screen that when I saw him and he was exactly the same I couldn’t believe it. I was at the back of the line when it came to the pictures. MY IDOL WAS STANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME! As we waited for him, Fredo came over and started talking to us about if we were gonna get ‘Just Getting Started.’ We all screamed yes and he smiled and gave us a thumbs up. He’s so nice and goofy, but I couldn’t get a picture with him because he was all over the place. Then Justin walked over to where I was and I was shaking so hard. I stuttered and said “Hi Justin” but I said it so low, I was 100% sure he didn’t hear me. He looked right at me and said “HI LOVE” well if I wasn’t dead by just having him in front of me – I was now. He immediately put his arm around my shoulder and took a picture with me . Since I was so much in shock he held me by the waist after the picture because I guess he felt me shaking and wanted to make sure I wasn’t about to faint. Then he had to go back inside, we all said thank you Justin we love you and he said “I love you to” and waved as he was leaving . I heard Kenny say that’s for all of you guys and I wasn’t sure what he was talking about. It was the cake Justin brought for us. Justin, Fredo, and Kenny were just so nice but I mean the crew is AMAZING! We were all just in shock he truly is the best idol ever, and that was the best day of my life! DREAMS DO COME TRUE, YOU JUST HAVE TO BELIEVE & NEVER SAY NEVER! -Claudia @SykesualBieber See original here: My name is Claudia, and I want to share what happened on the…
My name is Claudia, and I want to share what happened on the best day of my life. The day I met my idol, my everything. I had tried everything to see Justin, I didn’t care if I didn’t meet him. It had been 3 years of me loving and supporting him and all I wanted was to see him but having like the worst luck ever when trying to win contests and lacking my parents support my dream seemed impossible. Well it was a random day you know.. the usual fangirling on Twitter when I suddenly kept seeing these tweets about Justin meeting fans outside his studio. Of course no one was giving out the address, it was IMPOSSIBLE. My hopes of even seeing him were crushed. One day as I was scrolling I saw one of the pictures of Justin outside his studio with a fan and saw that in the back there were a couple of numbers. I immediately took that to Google and came across a studio, but I wasn’t 100% sure it would be the studio Justin was at. Of course my parents wouldn’t take me (they don’t understand how much he means to me) so I told one of my friends to come with me. We had to take the metro and bus to get there and we had never taken them alone before. It took us 4 hours to get there, we got lost, took the wrong bus and missed our stop. At that point I had lost hope I wasn’t sure if it was the studio and after so many hours I thought that even if it was his studio, he was long gone by then. We walked up to the studio and saw like 15 girls waiting outside. I began to freak because I knew it was his studio. They told me he was inside and he hadn’t come out. I didn’t care if he didn’t stop. I understand sometimes he’s exhausted but just seeing his car I would freak. I sat down on the sidewalk and literally 3 minutes later I hear his voice. My heart just started to beat so fast. All the girls ran to the side of the studio but I was so in shock, I couldn’t stand up. Esther literally pushed me over there. I saw him and my jaw dropped at how perfect he was, for 3 years I had been seeing him through a computer screen that when I saw him and he was exactly the same I couldn’t believe it. I was at the back of the line when it came to the pictures. MY IDOL WAS STANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME! As we waited for him, Fredo came over and started talking to us about if we were gonna get ‘Just Getting Started.’ We all screamed yes and he smiled and gave us a thumbs up. He’s so nice and goofy, but I couldn’t get a picture with him because he was all over the place. Then Justin walked over to where I was and I was shaking so hard. I stuttered and said “Hi Justin” but I said it so low, I was 100% sure he didn’t hear me. He looked right at me and said “HI LOVE” well if I wasn’t dead by just having him in front of me – I was now. He immediately put his arm around my shoulder and took a picture with me . Since I was so much in shock he held me by the waist after the picture because I guess he felt me shaking and wanted to make sure I wasn’t about to faint. Then he had to go back inside, we all said thank you Justin we love you and he said “I love you to” and waved as he was leaving . I heard Kenny say that’s for all of you guys and I wasn’t sure what he was talking about. It was the cake Justin brought for us. Justin, Fredo, and Kenny were just so nice but I mean the crew is AMAZING! We were all just in shock he truly is the best idol ever, and that was the best day of my life! DREAMS DO COME TRUE, YOU JUST HAVE TO BELIEVE & NEVER SAY NEVER! -Claudia @SykesualBieber See original here: My name is Claudia, and I want to share what happened on the…
