I don’t believe in these pretentious, who’s who type events, I am more about getting drunk in the gutter, or spending money on things that don’t involve rich and famous people stroking each other’s egos… Even if some freak accident happened and all of a sudden I became famous as fuck, I would never attend these things, they don’t have strippers, they are uptight and they seem like the worst possible event possible..shit is a nightmare… But these bitches who think they matter because you think they mattered and Madam Meow was there to capture some of the best and worst of the very very very important night that is so not important in the grand scheme of the fucking world…especially in the grand scheme of your life…in fact I hate myself for posting these bitches all dolled up in hair and make-up showing tit like they are more interesting than they are…which isn’t interesting at all…but who take this shit seriously, I mean Kim Kardashian, pornographer and midget, even put on some panties you’d probably be scared of sniffing… CLICK HERE Lily Donaldson is a model and I like model bodies… #488347647 / gettyimages.com I don’t know who the fuck this twat is…but she was there… #488353047 / gettyimages.com Cara Delevigne and Rihanna #488373693 / gettyimages.com #488373689 / gettyimages.com Hayden Panettiere’s Breast Implants are Good… #488372997 / gettyimages.com Olivia Munn’s Tits because She’s Reaching…. #488372691 / gettyimages.com Johnny Depp and Amber Heard Being Theatrical #488372593 / gettyimages.com Maggie Gyllenhaal’s Sloppy Tits… #488356683 / gettyimages.com Emma Stone’s got a Weird Face…. #488355989 / gettyimages.com Reese Witherspoon Fat Ass Looks Less Fat… #488355457 / gettyimages.com Rita Ora VS Rihanna because That’s Her Whole Purpose… #488374063 / gettyimages.com #488352415 / gettyimages.com #488344165 / gettyimages.com Beyonce Still Fakin’ It #488344259 / gettyimages.com #488344217 / gettyimages.com Georgia May Jagger’s Good Times… #488334389 / gettyimages.com Nicole Richie is Creepy as Shit #488333369 / gettyimages.com Chrissy Tiegen’s Pug Face Pregnancy Belly…. #488322869 / gettyimages.com Kate Upton Using Her Big Titties is Cuz That’s All She’s Got… #488412225 / gettyimages.com Here’s a Kate Upton Sports Illustrated Video…Really Annoying…. #488412225 / gettyimages.com #488351555 / gettyimages.com Here are the instagram pics… Oh and most importantly, midget Kim Kardashian wore panties…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
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