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Duggar Women: Their Raciest Photos Revealed!

If you watch Counting On online , then you're probably familiar with the three central tenets of the Duggar family: 1. Women are put on this planet for the sole purpose of making babies. 2. Sex is an invention of the Devil, and a sadly necessary part of the procreation process. 3. The best way for women to ensure they don't inspire any impure thoughts in men is to wrap themselves in an excessive amount of fabric at all times. But despite the Duggars', um … somewhat conservative views on sex and fashion, the the first ladies of Tontitown sometimes let loose with styles that would curl the beard of the most godly elder in Amish Country. See what we mean in the gallery below: 1. Joy-Anna Shows Some Knee The Duggar gals typically favor floor-length skirts, but as you can see, Joy-Anna’s denim seems to stop just above the knee in this photo. Scandalous! 2. Ankles Ahoy! It’s more calves than a cattle ranch as the Duggar ladies line up on what we can only assume was a blisteringly hot day. It’s almosy enough to distract us from our questions about what might be living inside Derick’s beard. Almost. 3. Jill at Jessa’s Wedding Did somebody say bare shoulders? Okay, not quite “bare,” but with the almost flesh-colored fabric that Jessa Duggar chose for her bridesmaids dresses, you could’ve fooled us at 40 paces! 4. The Swimsuit Issue Speaking of almost bare-shoulders, here’s Jill at the beach in El Salvador. The t-shirt pic protects you from both sunburn and unwittingly arousing the locals. 5. Jessa and Ben Poolside As you can see, t-shirts seem to be the only approved swimwear. We’re actually okay with that. We’re fans of normalizing shirts-as-swimwear for reasons that have nothing to do with our lack of six-pack abs. 6. Jinger Duggar: Fashion Rebel Ever since she married Jeremy Vuolo, Jinger Duggar has started wearing shorts. Shorts, people! We might officially be living in the Upside Down. View Slideshow

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Duggar Women: Their Raciest Photos Revealed!

Duggar Women: Their Raciest Photos Revealed!

If you watch Counting On online , then you're probably familiar with the three central tenets of the Duggar family: 1. Women are put on this planet for the sole purpose of making babies. 2. Sex is an invention of the Devil, and a sadly necessary part of the procreation process. 3. The best way for women to ensure they don't inspire any impure thoughts in men is to wrap themselves in an excessive amount of fabric at all times. But despite the Duggars', um … somewhat conservative views on sex and fashion, the the first ladies of Tontitown sometimes let loose with styles that would curl the beard of the most godly elder in Amish Country. See what we mean in the gallery below: 1. Joy-Anna Shows Some Knee The Duggar gals typically favor floor-length skirts, but as you can see, Joy-Anna’s denim seems to stop just above the knee in this photo. Scandalous! 2. Ankles Ahoy! It’s more calves than a cattle ranch as the Duggar ladies line up on what we can only assume was a blisteringly hot day. It’s almosy enough to distract us from our questions about what might be living inside Derick’s beard. Almost. 3. Jill at Jessa’s Wedding Did somebody say bare shoulders? Okay, not quite “bare,” but with the almost flesh-colored fabric that Jessa Duggar chose for her bridesmaids dresses, you could’ve fooled us at 40 paces! 4. The Swimsuit Issue Speaking of almost bare-shoulders, here’s Jill at the beach in El Salvador. The t-shirt pic protects you from both sunburn and unwittingly arousing the locals. 5. Jessa and Ben Poolside As you can see, t-shirts seem to be the only approved swimwear. We’re actually okay with that. We’re fans of normalizing shirts-as-swimwear for reasons that have nothing to do with our lack of six-pack abs. 6. Jinger Duggar: Fashion Rebel Ever since she married Jeremy Vuolo, Jinger Duggar has started wearing shorts. Shorts, people! We might officially be living in the Upside Down. View Slideshow

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Hailey Clauson’s Booty Chair Pose On The Beach

We haven’t seen a whole lot of  Hailey Clauson ever since she melted snow drifts in Finland (and our collective pants regions) for Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Issue back in February. So rather than wait around for a new bikini photoshoot from the busty blonde hottie, I decided to take matters into my own hands and go creep through research her Instagram. So first off, you’re welcome, and second, enjoy.

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Emily Ratajkowski In A Little Bikini

I’m pretty sure Emily Ratajkowski is the most successful Instagram model of all-time, but just in case it’s not official yet, I figure this latest round of bikini pictures probably ought to clinch it. And that’s the thing I love most about Emily: she knows what us perverts her fans want (AKA a never-ending string of bikini and/or lingerie shots), and she knows how to deliver. Enjoy. Continue reading

Bo Krsmanovic Teases For SI

Yesterday, I posted a video of Bo Krsmanovic playing in the snow with Hailey Clauson for the 2017 SI Swimsuit Issue , even though I didn’t really understand what dog sledding has to do with hotties in swimsuits. Luckily, Bo made a second video, and this one may not be as creative as the last one, but it definitely makes a lot more sense. So here’s Bo rolling around topless on the beach. Some things are classics for a reason. » view all 16 photos Continue reading

Christie Brinkley Still Works A Swimsuit Good

According to my sources over at Google,  Christie Brinkley is still 63-freaking-years-old. But come on, that’s got to be wrong. Because according to my eyes, she’s got to be at least 20 years younger. I mean, just look at this photoshoot she did for SI’s 2017 Swimsuit Issue and try to tell me Christie doesn’t look better than most Instagram hotties half her age. But whatever. I may not be able to explain it, but I can definitely still enjoy it. » view all 15 photos

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Chrissy Teigen Does Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

Looking at these pictures of  Chrissy Teigen  in the 2017 SI Swimsuit Issue just reminded me, but I totally forgot Chrissy had a kid last year. Which means it’s time to invite her to join the official Hollywood Tuna MILF Club. It’s a pretty sweet deal, actually — you get to pretend I don’t exist while I talk about what a hot MILF you are, and club dues are just a few bikini and/or lingerie and/or fully nude pictures sent to my inbox once a month. Or, for a lifetime membership, you come over to my mom’s basement for a date. No one’s picked that option yet, but maybe Chrissy could be the first. (It’s cool. Just tell John it’s a “work thing.”) » view all 13 photos Continue reading

Helen Flanagan’s Hotness Returns

I write about so many hotties for this site that I tend to forget about them if they’re not taking bikini and/or lingerie pictures at least once a month. And seeing this photoshoot from Helen Flanagan reminded me just how much me and the Little Tuna have missed this busty Brit. It’s been way too long. So if you ask me, someone really needs to get Helen on Snapchat. That way I can get regular hotness updates on her once again and we can avoid situations like this, where I accidentally go multiple months without drooling over her even once. Continue reading

Lauren Mellor’s Sexy Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Teaser

I haven’t done a post on  Lauren Mellor  in years, but I never forget a pair of perfect funbags. And seeing the former Sports Illustrated Rookie back with SI for their new 2017 Swimsuit Issue is bringing all those good memories flooding back (to my pants region). So if you’ll excuse me, me and the South African hottie need to go make up for lost time. I figure 30-45 seconds should probably do. » view all 11 photos Continue reading

Sarah Hyland Does Candies Spring Collection

I guess Ariel Winter hasn’t totally overtaken  Sarah Hyland  as the new most famous Modern Family kid, because Candie’s just had Sarah model their spring collection. And don’t get me wrong, I’ll take any excuse I can get to see a new photoshoot from one of my favorite TV cuties. But still, getting Sarah to model clothes seems like a real waste of her “talent.” It’s pretty obvious she should be doing bikini and/or lingerie shoots instead. I can’t be the only one who sees it, right? » view all 20 photos

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