Sailor Brinkley Cook the girl who got zero looks from her supermodel mom, but got her genetics from her billionaire dad, a tradeoff for the good life because money, an endless supply of money, is far more important than being a hot chick who needs to fuck for the good life. Smart family planning BRINKLEY…. Well clearly, despite not being hot, she learned at a young age how to pose like a half naked bikini clad slut, because her mom knew that despite not having the looks, but instead the ability to stage the look, is just as important, a distraction, or diversion, because dudes get lost in the pose and don’t realize that the girl doing the pose is average at best….that’s the basis of everything on social media right now… So here she is doing it. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sailor Brinkley Cook Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Sailor Brinkley still out here in a bikini because her mother is a Bikini model who understands that the bikini is the foundation of life, it is the meaning of life, at least for her….because it allowed her to fuck Billy Joel…make some ugly troll of a daughter…allowing her to get more and more mainstream….before finding some other rich guy to fill her uterus…all while getting paid to be in a bikini cuz she’s a model…which is a great excuse for a sugar baby, you know they can pretend they are earners and their sugar daddy’s feel like thy aren’t fully with a Sex Worker… The only issue with Sailor Brinkley is that she’s not all that interesting to look out, cuz these rich dudes use model pussy to improve their genetics…while their mom dumbs down her genetics making an inferior looking creature…so here she is living a life not as hot as her 70 year old mom…must be a weird dynamic. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sailor Brinkley Still at It of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
According to my sources, Sailor Brinkley Cook here is Christie Brinkley ‘s daughter, so I guess that explains why she’s just officially been named the newest SI Swimsuit model . I mean, don’t get me wrong, she’s a cute girl, but she’s no model. I can point to a hundred Insta-hotties who deserve a feature in SI over her. And I just wish these so-called models would stop booking jobs through their famous parents and start getting work the old-fashioned way: through hard work their smoking hot bikini bodies. It’s only fair.
According to my sources over at Google, Christie Brinkley is still 63-freaking-years-old. But come on, that’s got to be wrong. Because according to my eyes, she’s got to be at least 20 years younger. I mean, just look at this photoshoot she did for SI’s 2017 Swimsuit Issue and try to tell me Christie doesn’t look better than most Instagram hotties half her age. But whatever. I may not be able to explain it, but I can definitely still enjoy it. » view all 15 photos
I still can’t understand how Christie Brinkley is sixty-f*&king-three and still a total pants fire, but then again, I never did pay much attention to science in school. Anyway, here’s Christie and her two daughters in bikinis for one of those Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue videos and Christie somehow looks better than both of them. I know. It makes no sense. But whatever, just go with it, and enjoy.
I find it really depressing that the world, myself included, are posting pictures of the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, even if I write about calling it out for being the garbage that it is, and that the women, mainly the Kendalls and the Hadids, who aren’t actual models, just are jacked up faced instagram sluts, in the Fast Food version of lingerie…that isn’t even hot to look at…it really isn’t…just go onto instagram and you’ll see 1000s of hotter girls that are less annoying….the level of followers or whether brands like Victoria’s Secret, that are garbage, but rich garbage, endorse them or not is totally irrelevant to whether they get naked, or whether they are hot, and this being some beacon on level of success is just fucking stupid…but all this shit is stupid…we live in stupid fucking times…where nothing has substance and nothing matters… But the tabloid story is that WEEKND, Canada’s Got Talent winner, with his voice of an angel that the world fell in love with, that has allowed him to break streaming records on Spotify – yesterday alone – with his songs that everyone love…was fucking this Hadid when she was just getting started at coat tail riding her sister….before her horse face looked this weird…and while he was dating her for the tabloids…he was fucking other girls in Canada – who I know….making their whole thing almost as big of a joke as me knowing about their whole thing….and last week they officially broke up…and this week they are on stage together…even though they never actually were together…and people are saying shit like “AWKWARD”…or whatever…when bitch is so empty and soulless awkward doesn’t exist…and homie probably fucked her before and after the show…you know since they’re in paris together and people like to fuck….very fucking dumb story, dumb post, I’d apologize but I’m too busy hating myself for participating… This is my life…are you fucking kidding…fast food candy coated dog shit…that’s what this is. Here she is in a see through at the after party… Here she is in the LOVE calendar bullshit advent calendar nonsense – that I’ve posted every day of december for a decade – where they mooch off various it people of the time The post Horse Face / Injected Jacked Up Face Bella Hadid and The Weeknd Rekindled of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Christie Brinkley keeps things real, by having a ton of plastic surgery done, but at a certain age, like when you’re in your 70s, looking like this, all semi-clown faced, but not overly clown faced, whether we are talking about this ex swimsuit model, or Dolly Parton, or really anyone post menopausal, I fully appreciate, if anything get turned on by their mangled plastic faces, because they are old as fuck and it’s better to cum on a smooth surface than something that looks more like my ball sack. If you know what I mean… It’s the teens and twenty year olds filling out their cheeks and lips that offend me….while this one’s a beacon of hope that we will all find a Christie Brinkley of our own…to carry us into retirement, but as someone who has only fucked one woman over 30 and it wasn’t by choice, it was a marriage for convenience situation that meant free rent if I did it, I hope that happens for me, once my fat wife dies prematurely from obesity….but I doubt I’ll be living to 90, the time needed to turn a 29 year old into a 70 year old, who looks like this…so maybe the better strategy is to just keep fucking the under 30 year olds until I die…that way you don’t feel in prison with one bitch…even if that bitch looks like this… The post Christie Brinkley Lookin’ Alright for 100 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I still don’t get how Christie Brinkley is 62 and still manages to look this crazy hot. I assume it has something to do with good genes, but I never paid much attention in science. All I know is, here’s Christie and her ageless cleavage looking red-hot at the Target launch party for New York Fashion Week, and that’s more than good enough for me. Enjoy. Photos: WENN.com
