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Horse Face / Injected Jacked Up Face Bella Hadid and The Weeknd Rekindled of the Day

I find it really depressing that the world, myself included, are posting pictures of the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, even if I write about calling it out for being the garbage that it is, and that the women, mainly the Kendalls and the Hadids, who aren’t actual models, just are jacked up faced instagram sluts, in the Fast Food version of lingerie…that isn’t even hot to look at…it really isn’t…just go onto instagram and you’ll see 1000s of hotter girls that are less annoying….the level of followers or whether brands like Victoria’s Secret, that are garbage, but rich garbage, endorse them or not is totally irrelevant to whether they get naked, or whether they are hot, and this being some beacon on level of success is just fucking stupid…but all this shit is stupid…we live in stupid fucking times…where nothing has substance and nothing matters… But the tabloid story is that WEEKND, Canada’s Got Talent winner, with his voice of an angel that the world fell in love with, that has allowed him to break streaming records on Spotify – yesterday alone – with his songs that everyone love…was fucking this Hadid when she was just getting started at coat tail riding her sister….before her horse face looked this weird…and while he was dating her for the tabloids…he was fucking other girls in Canada – who I know….making their whole thing almost as big of a joke as me knowing about their whole thing….and last week they officially broke up…and this week they are on stage together…even though they never actually were together…and people are saying shit like “AWKWARD”…or whatever…when bitch is so empty and soulless awkward doesn’t exist…and homie probably fucked her before and after the show…you know since they’re in paris together and people like to fuck….very fucking dumb story, dumb post, I’d apologize but I’m too busy hating myself for participating… This is my life…are you fucking kidding…fast food candy coated dog shit…that’s what this is. Here she is in a see through at the after party… Here she is in the LOVE calendar bullshit advent calendar nonsense – that I’ve posted every day of december for a decade – where they mooch off various it people of the time The post Horse Face / Injected Jacked Up Face Bella Hadid and The Weeknd Rekindled of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Christie Brinkley Lookin’ Alright for 100 of the Day

Christie Brinkley keeps things real, by having a ton of plastic surgery done, but at a certain age, like when you’re in your 70s, looking like this, all semi-clown faced, but not overly clown faced, whether we are talking about this ex swimsuit model, or Dolly Parton, or really anyone post menopausal, I fully appreciate, if anything get turned on by their mangled plastic faces, because they are old as fuck and it’s better to cum on a smooth surface than something that looks more like my ball sack. If you know what I mean… It’s the teens and twenty year olds filling out their cheeks and lips that offend me….while this one’s a beacon of hope that we will all find a Christie Brinkley of our own…to carry us into retirement, but as someone who has only fucked one woman over 30 and it wasn’t by choice, it was a marriage for convenience situation that meant free rent if I did it, I hope that happens for me, once my fat wife dies prematurely from obesity….but I doubt I’ll be living to 90, the time needed to turn a 29 year old into a 70 year old, who looks like this…so maybe the better strategy is to just keep fucking the under 30 year olds until I die…that way you don’t feel in prison with one bitch…even if that bitch looks like this… The post Christie Brinkley Lookin’ Alright for 100 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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