I find it depressing that the only model content that makes any real noise in Decemeber is this Love magazine non-Christmas because that’s exclusive, and we live in an inclusive world…daily video advent calendar…. The videos are uninspired, thrown together and people only watch because it’s half naked chicks with millions of followers, that Love uses to get their own followers, in a follow fest… Izabel Goulart, the 40 year old VS model who is fit as fuck, hot booty, ass shaking Brazilian is going to be in an upcoming one of their videos, and this BTS shit hit instagram – posted by someone I know, so I figured it rarely happens that I am the first to post, the world is filled with nerds online all fucking day doing this shit, so when I see never before seen videos of models ass shaking…I gotta get it up there for the world / my 2 readers to bask in the glory… The Farrah Abraham exclusive squirt video was a more lucrative video, but I take what I can get… The post Izabel Goulart’s Booty Shake Preview to her Love Magazine Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I guess Kendall Jenner is in Love Magazine again. I figure they just did a photoshoot with all the girls from their Advent Calendar last fall, that they’ll release over the year in their magazine, because why bother coordinating with these people when you get them for a day to do the one cool thing the magazine does every year…. So get the social media whore to show up, milk the social media whore, feed into her rich kid ego, and hopefully she’ll plug you on social media so your company gets more followers and becomes higher profile.. That’s the only reason people are working with her, she’s not that hot, I can’t imagine she’s that good, because everything she does is shit, but peeople follow her bullshit…so latch the fuck onto it when you can like Love Magazine is doing….it’s good for business…some young spoiled rich kid…overrated slut is good for fucking business. What a joke.. The post Kendall Jenner Sluts Up for Love Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
And it is with these two videos that the Love Magazine December Advent Calendar for New Years Eve comes to an end…and it is with great sadness…that I present you their last two entries of girls in panties, in studio, dancing around…in some low hanging fruit style…lack of creativity, but they put out 30 videos so they don’t have to be good Hannah Ferguson….the Sports Illustrated, rumored 20,000 dollars a night, but don’t judge because everyone has a price…and this one is published….pretending to be 23, but looking much closer to 40, with her hard face from hard living, and focus on her hard body from hard work…because it’s all part of her plan to get work… Imaan Hammam….is a 19 year old dutch model who isn’t famous yet, so appreciate her insane young model body, before she’s too famous to appreciate it… It was a good run Love Magazine, see you next year… The post The Final Days of Love Magazine Advent of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I guess Kylie Jenner takes Christmas very fucking seriously, because during the Christmas Holidays, I’m guess on BOXING day, she got a red colored tattoo that reads some variation of the word “Santa”….only she spells it “’sa-ne-te”… Nothing screams having your childhood stolen from you – like having a Christmas obsession so deep you get the shit tattooed on you. Maybe her dad was too busy applying make-up, or attaching elastic bands to his dick, to climb down the Chimney for the family….and Maybe her sister, the Sasquatch no one wanted to touch used to crawl into her bed at night and make her do dirty things, as the weird sister in the family does…I had one that used to make me mount her and rub her erotically… Or maybe, just maybe “’sa-ne-te” has nothing to do with Christmas at all, and the red and the fact it’s on Christmas holiday is just a coincidence, and somehting so detailed, thought out, and special enough to get inked on her has been planned for years… What it doesn’t change is the fact that Kylie Jenner is a doughy, weirdly shaped monster, who if you see her in person, looks like she’s got an inch of make-up over random meat stappled to her face…but people are obsessed with all things famous, even talentless things, therefore…she exists. The post Kylie Jenner’s Santa Tattoo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Xenia Deli is one of the hotter models, or was one of the hotter new faces, over a decade ago before instagram decided who the next hot new faces were, when actual immigrants somehow worked their way into random campaigns, in her case nothing substantial ,but lingerie and swim, never getting very famous, but bringing the world a bunch of e-commerce catalog pics…. Now all modeling is some rich kid with the right family system in place, you know famewhoring parents who will hire a staff to help famewhore their daughters, because their kids have the same morals and values as their parents, and think being famous is SUPER important… I don’t know where Xenia Deli is from, she’s been around for a while though. I don’t know what rich guys she’s fucked, or “dated” as the sugar babies like, but her name being DELI always reminds me of an old fat Jewish men with mustard stains on his shirt fresh after a lunch meeting…eating loose meat sandwiches, which I guess could be code for PUSSY…a pussy you’re probably not rich enough to eat. Love Magazine keeps bringing the videos for their Advent Calendar that has nothing to do with Christmas, but everything to do with December… The post Xenia Deli Dancing for Love Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
On Saturday….Rita Ora brought the only thing Christmas that Love Magazine has put out in their Advent Calendar because they realize that Christmas is offensive to most people, at least young people they are trying to target, all hung up on their politically correct bullshit…I didn’t watch the video, I just posted it – but have been doing this long enough to know Rita Ora was probably pushing out her tits…she loves those things and so do you.. On Sunday…Jasmine Sanders…was the filler, probably fucking the producer, photographer, the people at Love Magazine…because I’ve never heard of her…or maybe she’s an instagram model sensation that the world fucking loves and I am just out of the look on, because I hate instagram and the instagram famous it has created…I’m ready for a new app to trick the world into making people billionaires.. Then today, the big production featuring everyone’s second or maybe third favorite Hadid…Bella the one who fucks the Weeknd, thanks to leveraging her sisters success, and using the same formula and budget to create her personal brand, in this personal brand based world….alongside with Victoria’s Secret hipster detail, we call Stella Maxwell who let Miley finger her for the press…that’s how eager these sluts are… and Kelly Rohrbach from Sports Illustrated fame, which is hardly fame, but pretty bootleg modelling now that instagram, the same platform that made these girls, exists…we see them in bikinis everyday…and I guess so does Leonardo DiCaprio, since he adopted this one for his sex adventures…that I hear include men…. They did a little tribute to a 70s exploitation movie, or maybe a Quentin Tarantino version of an old Grindhouse classic…and I didn’t watch it…but I posted it…because I have that capabilities… I guess I’m just irritated watching all these idiots seemingly act relevant doing the same fucking thing over and over and over again..I need more out of the world of advertising, content production, it’s all so safe…it’s all so dull…and tits…are great but still just tits…ask any feminist…she’ll fucking tell you. The post The Weekend Edition of Love Magazine Advent Calendar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
So Love Magazine’s Christmas Advent Calendar that has absolutely nothing to do with Christmas because Christmas is a dated, Christian based holiday and if you’re white and Christian in this world you don’t matter, you’re just a fucking racist…mainstream fuck…when everyone knows it’s way more hip to participate in more obscure and politically correct holidays…like the Winter Solstice…connecting to our Pagan roots… Day 11, for December 11, much like the chocolate you used to pull out of your cardboard Advent Calendar, celebrating 2 weeks until Christmas….is Alessandra Ambrosio in an American Bikini, rolling around on an American Flag…as a Brazilian model…for a British magazine…because America is what made this bitch matter…or at least afford the life of luxury through her modeling / sugar babying.. She looks fine, it’s hard to get excited by this kind of thing…but it’s here…so watch it…. Via LOVE MAGAZINE Ambrosio was also at some event, because this video was probably shot months ago, and she was showing off her tit, so that happened…and you can see the rest of the pics… CLICK HERE The post Alessandra Ambrosio is the Love Magazine Advent Calendar Star of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
