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Rihanna Still Exists

I haven’t done a post on Rihanna in a long time because I discovered Rita Ora, and frankly she is a hotter replacement. That’s not to say Rihanna isn’t still hot, she’d just whatever. And whatever doesn’t make Little Tuna happy anymore.              

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Cara Delevingne Does PUMA Good

Puma is determined not to use athletes for their campaigns anymore. I guess they think using hot chicks and singers a better alternative. Must be working! Here is Cara Delevingne in a pretty fun shoot. Between her and Selena Gomez I think Puma is the hottest athletic wear company in the world now.            

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Cara Delevingne Tits Out in Bikini of the Day

Lesbian clickbait “it” girl from a few years ago who I guess is now more “that” girl of who gives the fuck anymore, her hustle has weakened and her stronghold on the industry as relevant and compelling faded as these things happen, has figured out a solid tactic, possibly from her lesbian model friend Stella Maxwell, who is for the record far hotter than her, because she knew to disconnect the hipster annoying angle, and go promo model tits out , the world will accept you more seriously that way…encouraging this rich garbage from the UK making it in America with her silly tattoos and pile of money she’s made having gone viral…to do what matters…and thats not fuck Michelle Rodriguez’s dick again….or Paris Jackson….or Ashley Benson..it’s pulling out the tits….cuz women and men alike seem to like tits….it’s the basis of everyone who matters getting famous…sucks for all those tiny tits out there…gotta get on the pill or breast implant themselves…putting that cancer causing plastic up inside them got vanity… I guess what I am trying to say is who cares about this trash…why am I even posting it…seriously… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Cara Delevingne Tits Out in Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Fat Ashley Benson and Cultural Appropriator Cara Delevingne Fake Kiss of the Day

Everyone is a lesbian….especially when they are fame whore attention seeking overrated trash like these two scissoring cunts…. I can’t imagine anyone gives an actual fuck about Cara Delevingne now that her weird trendy for a minute while not being hot has blown over. I don’t even know how that happened….or about Ashley Benson the fat girl with fat tits cuz she’s a fat girl from Pretty Little Liars or some other teen show I never watched but that made her famous for being more than the dump truck she is…. But the two love to show the paparazzi that they are in love, in a troll, in a joke, in a statement…that reminds me of college aged girls who used to makeout with each other back in the day…before girl on girl was a thing…in the scrambled porn era of catalog masturabtion….when it was actually an OMG these girls are desperate and I love it…while now it’s jut boring as fuck…. If they aren’t fisting each other, or double fisting Ashley Benson’s cunt like she double fists In and Out Burgers…I’m not interested. to see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE The post Fat Ashley Benson and Cultural Appropriator Cara Delevingne Fake Kiss of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Rita Ora Gets Wet of the Day

Rita Ora without facetune, has the body of a 45 year old dad who was once an athlete but threw all that away to drink beer and question how his life ended up this way….all gut in clothes that are too tight for him because he doesn’t want to admit that he’s got a 45 inch waist….and that he’s still got that studly youthful big dick energy that will rope in all the bitches the second his wife gets out of the way long enough for him to make it happen…only to realize that he’s lost all he ever had to offer…but delusion is a wonderful thing…. What I am saying is that Rita Ora has a belly…which explains why she’s got huge tits….that when naked and angled properly…is just wonderful to look at…so wonderful it gives the bitch work and has finally given her at least one hit song…. Here she is getting gay with Cara Delevingne JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Rita Ora Gets Wet of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Cara Delevingne Is Definitely, Defiantly Sexy

No Getting Around It, Cara Delevingne Is Sexy … read more

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Cara Delevingne Works It Good

Here’s a few shots of  Cara Delevingne in a bikini from what I’m being told is one of her “movies” because she’s totally a “real” “actress” and not just another model who gets hired for movies because she looks good walking around in a bikini. Anyway, as an added bonus, there’s also a couple of Cara playing tennis in what’s got to be the best tennis outfit I’ve ever seen. Forget this acting crap. Maybe Cara should try becoming a professional tennis player instead.

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Elle Macpherson’s Old Lady Bikini Erotica of the Day

Sure, Elle Macpherson’s old lady ass is kind of looking like it’s melted into her lower back, as asses tend to do when it loses any muscle mass and turns 55 years old, but Elle Macpherson will never be too old for me, even though she’s old, especially since she’s still skinnier / fit enough / starved out harder than most women these days thanks to all the laziness, sitting, bad eating, and ability to photoshop themselves…. BUT…the reason I feel an emotional attachment to her is pretty simple, in 1989, she was the bikini issue from Sports Illustrated when it mattered, this babe was the hot Australian star, and I came across the VHS, she was in see through bikini….Kathy Ireland got the cover that year, but Elle Macpherson was jerked off to a disgusting amount thanks to porn not being readily available…. SO…she’s got a place in my heart…she represents a pure, innocent time when models were still hot to me, and not just clickbait clickbaiting on social media for followers. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Elle Macpherson’s Old Lady Bikini Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Michelle Rodriguez Nipple of the Day

Nothing says Happy New Year, Welcome to 2005, like a Michelle Rodriguez titty flash, you know since she was only relevant in 2005…I mean except maybe for a minute where there was fucking Cara Delevingne in Cara Delevingne’s quest to be famous, and Michelle Rodriguez’s attempt to get some media hype in the tabloids so people rememebered her overly muscular dude-like body is still a “sex symbol” worthy of some action films where she does her own stunts cuz she’s a dude…a dude with a dark nipple being flashed… You probably like this, you sick fuck… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Michelle Rodriguez Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kaley Cuoco’s Bathing Suit of the Day

I don’t find Kaley Cuoco hot but she’s rich… I do find it sad that she killed John Ritter, who after watching IT featuring Seth Green this past weekend, prepping for IT featuring who the fuck cares this weekend seeing as I won’t be going to see it, pretty sad….because John Ritter was a great average at best talent..but a likeable guy…who would probably still be with us if this girl in her mid 20s when he died didn’t contribute to his heart failure while rocking some slutty 90s outfit… They were on a show together, you see there is life before Big Bang Theory, it just didn’t pay as much…but not much does..girl’s going to have over 100 million from the last few years alone and that’s just absurd…considering she’s not that hot, not that talented, but I guess sucking John Ritter Jack Tripper soul…gave her the power to make it…WHO KNOWS…or cares.. She’s in a bathing suit with her dude, possibly her brother, but assuming it’s a lover…or husband or boyfriend…I don’t watch Big Bang Theory or care about Kaley Cuoco…but you do…so here. The post Kaley Cuoco’s Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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