Kaley Cuoco is in her bra and dancing because she’s made 100s of millions of dollars playing the hot chick on a nerd show, which is nice because you don’t have to be an actual hot chick to be the hot chick on a nerd show, nerds only get hot chicks when they sell their dot com empires for over 10 million dollars – the sweet spot being over 100 million dollars…. But that didn’t stop Kaley Cuoco for buying a set of tits. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kaley Cuoco Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
XOXO? More like XOX… OH, YES! Horrible puns and forced segues aside, we now have confirmation that the previously-rumored Gossip Girl reboot is officially a go. It’s happening, Upper East Siders. It really is happening. A revamped version of this formerly beloved CW drama has been officially ordered and will air on HBO Max, the upcoming streaming service from WarnerMedia. The first season will be comprised of 10 episodes, each an hour long, and it will be written by Joshua Safran, an executive producer on the original series. Like The CW’s Gossip Girl, this new iteration will be based based on the book by Cecily von Ziegesar. Here is the HBO Max synopsis: Eight years after the original website went dark, a new generation of New York private school teens are introduced to the social surveillance of Gossip Girl. The prestige series will address just how much social media – and the landscape of New York itself – has changed in the intervening years. Gossip Girl ran for six seasons from 2007 through 2012 on The CW, airing an astounding 121 episodes and making quasi household names out of heretofore unknown actors and actresses. As far as we know, none of these original cast members will return for the new version. This shouldn’t come as a surprise, considering Blake Lively, Penn Badgley, Chace Crawford, Leighton Meester and Ed Westwick all seemed pretty happy to be done with the show when it finally ended seven years back. Each of these stars has moved on in his or her own way as well. Lively is married to Ryan Reynolds, comprising one half of what may be Hollywood’s most attractive couple. Badgley anchors the popular Netflix drama You. Meester starred on the recently-renewed ABC sitcom Single Parents. Crawford is probably looking for work. And Westwick has been accused of rape . “No one’s ever asked me,” Meester told E! News about a return to Gossip Girl earlier this year, adding several months back: “No one’s ever talked to me about it except for in interviews and I always say the same: I never say never, so I don’t know.” “No one’s sent me that information, it’s coming from you.” HBO Max is set to launch in the spring of 2020. The platform will be the exclusive home of Friends, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Pretty Little Liars and more programs. New shows from Kaley Cuoco, Anna Kendrick and movies from Greg Berlanti and Reese Witherspoon will also live on the streaming service. We can’t say we were excited to pay for yet another one of these, but now that Gossip Girl is coming back?!? Sign us up! View Slideshow: 13 TV Reboots That Should Never Have Happened
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Kaley Cuoco stars on The Big Bang Theory. In a new interview with Cosmopolitan, however, the actress hurls some big insults at the man she used to bang. And this ain’t no theory. It’s a fact! The 32-year old opens way up in this month’s cover story, telling the aforementioned magazine that her marriage to Ryan Sweeting failed after just 21 months because, well… … Sweeting is a total douche monkey! That is our term, not hers. But it does still get to the heart of Cuoco’s point. “I honestly thought I wouldn’t get married again. My ex ruined that word for me,” the actress tells Cosmo for its May issue, adding of her ex: “I married someone the first time who completely changed. The person I ended up with was not the person I originally met. And that wasn’t my fault – that was his.” Whoa there. Shot fired, huh? Heck, forget a single shot being hired. An entire machine gun round was just let off in the direction of Sweeting, from whom Cuoco filed for divorce in September of 2015. A few months later, we learned that Cuoco basically stiffed Sweeting out of any post-marriage money, largely thanks to an ironclad prenuptial agreement — but also thanks to her being rather bitter at the time. It has never been confirmed to our knowledge, but Sweeting almost definitely cheated on Cuoco. Which is totally insane. Just look at her! View Slideshow: 21 Times Kaley Cuoco Has Won Instagram Six months after announcing her separation from Sweeting, Cuoco met professional equestrian Karl Cook. “I knew how much I had to give and how much I wanted to receive,” Cuoco tells Cosmo. “I knew I just had to be patient, I had to go through a lot of things, but it brought me to Karl.” Cook then proposed to the CBS stalwart in December. Cuoco shared the exhilarating news with her fans via a tear-filled Instagram video, which you can watch below. “Still crying!” Kaley captioned the post at the time. “Every part of this night has been perfection just like you @mrtankcook. I love you forever!” Kaley Cuoco Engagement Video Why does this relationship work when the previous one failed? “Because I like to torture him and he doesn’t get mad at me,” Cuoco previously told Us Weekly, adding: “He just lets me do it! I’m constantly trying to rib him.” Moreover, Cook adores dogs and horses, maybe Cuoco’s two biggest passions in life. “That’s always on my checklist,” she also told this tabloid. “‘Must love dogs’ is number one and he checked that off quite quickly and I fell hard.” Darn. That’s all it takes, Kaley?!? We would have sent you the following photo gallery months ago if we knew if would win you over! View Slideshow: 21 Precious Dog Memes That Will Turn Your Frown Upside Down
A see through dress is not see through dress if you have a body suit on under the shit – holding your middle aged rich as fuck body together harder than your plastic surgery implant titty stitches… It’s not a see through dress, when you’re strapped into what looks like some sort of functional Walmart brand underwear to keep fat chicks sucked in, which by default is ANIT FEMINIST and BODY POSITIVITY telling women they have to meet the beauty standards established by the evil patriarchy….despite the product being created by a woman…who made billions of dollars off the invention – SOUNDS like a WOMAN ON WOMAN hate crime to me… I don’t care for Kaley Cuoco – I don’t watch her nerd show or buy into her being the hot one on the show….even if the show made her rich… I just keep seeing the girl who killed John Ritter with her seductive outfits on set of the show he died on….because John Ritter was a fucking legend…while Kaley Cuoco has just been a mooch…a really rich mooch.
A star of The Big Bang Theory has some very big news to share: She’s engaged! About a year after we first wondered whether Kaley Cuoco would get married to boyfriend Karl Cook, the beautiful actress has gone ahead and answered our question. Well, she answered his question, to be accurate. And that question, of course, was whether she wanted to be his bride. In an emotional video Cook actually shared to Instagram, Cuoco breaks down in tears upon hearing the words she wanted Cook to say, barely able to even utter a response. “We’re engaged!” Cuoco tells the camera at one point, to which Karl replies: “You still haven’t said yes yet.” Yes! I say yes! I say yes!” she says back. Watch the waterworks flow and the proposal be accepted below: Kaley Cuoco Engagement Video “Who knew my prior post was oracular,” wrote Cook as a caption to the footage, adding: “Well after nearly two years I finally got up the courage to ask her to marry me. “This is the best night of my life and I think the video shows it is the best night for kaley as well…..of she said yes!!!!!” In September of 2015, Cuoco split from husband Ryan Sweeting after less than two years of marriage. Based on the way she acted afterward (getting a tattoo of Sweeting’s name removed, however, it seemed as if Ryan dared to cheat on Kaley. She later told Cosmopolitan that the divorced “[changed] the way I look at marriage, and that makes me sad.” Thankfully, though, she has now found a man that makes her happy. Cuoco and Cook first sparked romance rumors in March of 2016. A month later, Cuoco shared a cozy picture of her with her boyfriend on Instagram, writing: “That’s what happy looks like.” The two share a love of horses in particular and animals in general. “They seem to be in a good spot right now. She is always traveling with him. It’s not as much her schedule but more so his,” an insider previously told E! New, concluding: “She is super smitten.” And we’re super smitten for her! We wish Cuoco and Cook the very best of luck in their life together! View Slideshow: Celebrity Couple Nicknames: RANKED! UPDATE: The ring is the thing, right? That many folks care about? Cook has shared this photo of the diamond he presented to Cuoco:
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I thought Nicole Scherzinger was a man… I was really convinced that Nicole Scherzinger was a man… I have seen drag queens and trannies…sometimes in the men’s bathroom at gay bar on BEAR night….and she was on par…her hard face…her over the top dramatics and performance…her whole existence screamed chick with dick…trying to play a woman… But then I saw her pussy and realized some women are just hard faced…manly and jacked up on fillers and botox to look like some kind of Kardashian stripper…it’s a real thing… The post Nicole Scherzinger Instagram Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
