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Elle Macpherson’s Old Lady Bikini Erotica of the Day

Sure, Elle Macpherson’s old lady ass is kind of looking like it’s melted into her lower back, as asses tend to do when it loses any muscle mass and turns 55 years old, but Elle Macpherson will never be too old for me, even though she’s old, especially since she’s still skinnier / fit enough / starved out harder than most women these days thanks to all the laziness, sitting, bad eating, and ability to photoshop themselves…. BUT…the reason I feel an emotional attachment to her is pretty simple, in 1989, she was the bikini issue from Sports Illustrated when it mattered, this babe was the hot Australian star, and I came across the VHS, she was in see through bikini….Kathy Ireland got the cover that year, but Elle Macpherson was jerked off to a disgusting amount thanks to porn not being readily available…. SO…she’s got a place in my heart…she represents a pure, innocent time when models were still hot to me, and not just clickbait clickbaiting on social media for followers. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Elle Macpherson’s Old Lady Bikini Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Michelle Rodriguez Nipple of the Day

Nothing says Happy New Year, Welcome to 2005, like a Michelle Rodriguez titty flash, you know since she was only relevant in 2005…I mean except maybe for a minute where there was fucking Cara Delevingne in Cara Delevingne’s quest to be famous, and Michelle Rodriguez’s attempt to get some media hype in the tabloids so people rememebered her overly muscular dude-like body is still a “sex symbol” worthy of some action films where she does her own stunts cuz she’s a dude…a dude with a dark nipple being flashed… You probably like this, you sick fuck… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Michelle Rodriguez Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Rita Ora In a Bra for Social Media of the Day

For those of you who have heard of Rita Ora but have no idea who the bitch is or what she does because she’s famous enough to be on TV, in the tabloids, in the paparazzi, and the only thing we really know of her is that she got signed to replace Rihanna as a back up plan for the label, but never replaced Rihanna but tried to….only to end up in underwear campaigns showing off the tits that made her… Well, she’s the vocals on a new Avicii track….so I guess she does matter…like all other hooks on EDM tracks before her….you know every popstar in training’s dream…I mean when she’s not modeling lingerie…for money, or attention, or both.. The post Rita Ora In a Bra for Social Media of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bella Hadid’s Panty Flash for the Voyeur Paparazzi of the Day

Here’s some Bella Hadid, overrated rich girl with plastic surgery and a good marketing hustle, that got her into the fashion world and thus legit or relevant…doing some mooning the paparazzi she probably called to get in the tabloids as part of her marketing campaign that isn’t that revolutionary but that clearly works…and it is safe to say her fat thighs look better when photoshopped or filtered and that these pics from a few days ago are of a dumpy ass that has no right being the “it girl” of the year…yet she is….because MEDIA is a lie. The post Bella Hadid’s Panty Flash for the Voyeur Paparazzi of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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SMH: Read The Meanest Tweets About Kim Kardashian’s Robbery

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By this point the Kim Kardashian robbery incident is old news, but while the tabloids consider to cover every inch of this story, it is easy to forget that there is an actual human being — a woman with two young children — who had to live through a terrifying and traumatizing incident. Still, some on Twitter […]

SMH: Read The Meanest Tweets About Kim Kardashian’s Robbery

Ana Braga Does My Snapchat of the Day

I have snapchat. I’ve had snapchat since snapchat started. Mainly because finding a solution to a very common sexting problem of “I swear I’ll delete your pussy pic or masturbation video after you send it, just trust me stranger from the internet”….was necessary in my sex life…. In having a snapchat, I get girls to takeover every once in a while, when they are around and willing to do something magical….and last night we had ANA BRAGA…. YES, the ANA BRAGA… Now I know the general public has no idea who Ana Braga is, but I do, and that’s what matters…her and her friend Phoebe Price make up this really interesting pre-social media personalities who would get in bikinis, or stage publicity stunts and have the paparazzi take pics of them in bikinis and the tabloids feature them…and for an old timer like me, this is a memory or glimpse of the glory days..even though these girls are going no where, they are still doing what they do…and it’s amazing…. So screenshot, or take a pic of my snap code and get it….for more good things to come…hopefully more of ANA BRAGA because I like her better than those new school instagram fame whores…this one is more LEGENDARY….an Icon…who will never go unnoticed! HERE SHE IS NAKED PROMOTING THE ONE AND ONLY PHOEBE PRICE’S HATS… The post Ana Braga Does My Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Damon Dash Getting Paid Off Jay Z Juice

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There is a source that says Damon Dash has been selling stories to the tabloids about Jigga mans life.

Damon Dash Getting Paid Off Jay Z Juice

50 Cent Goes After Chief Keef For Ditching Video Shoot

After Fif’s boxing-promoter license was approved in Vegas, he takes to Twitter to scold the Chi-Town rapper. By Maurice Bobb 50 Cent Photo: Getty Images

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Lindsay Lohan’s ‘Liz & Dick’ Casting ‘A Very Smart Decision’

Why Lohan as Liz Taylor? ‘By the very fact that the tabloids were running around after it, you had your answer,’ co-star Grant Bowler tells MTV News. By Jocelyn Vena Grant Bowler Photo: MTV News

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American Idol Judges Diss The Voice, Weigh in on Male Champions

Oh, it is on between American Idol and The Voice . During their panel discussion at yesterday’s Television Critics Association winter press tour session, judges Jennifer Lopez, Randy Jackson and Steven Tyler left little doubt that they don’t care much for NBC’s singing competition, which gets underway on February 5. Among the disses lobbed at The Voice by this trio and/or Fox executives: “It’s a compliment to Idol. We’re not hiring a lot of people from The Voice to be on our show.” – Fox reality president Mike Darnell on Kelly Clarkson joining The Voice as a mentor “It was almost like second chance people; it wasn’t some new artist.” – Randy Jackson on The Voice champion Javier Colon having had a contract with Capitol Records