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Teyana Taylor Nipples of the Day

Posted on March 4, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Teyana Taylor is from the Kanye fitness workout dance routine video that I don’t remember but that I know happened because I have a terrible memory, but my finger’s on the pulse of everything so I remember glimpses of things…it’s just know worth cataloging if I’m not ever going to jerk off to it…in an era where there is just too much content produced daily to really remember names, times, experiences, or tits…. I think that video put her, or her ass on the map…I don’t think she was known before that video….doesn’t mean she wasn’t out there trying like all these tramps….and I guess she’s had minimal exposure since the Kanye experience…so beach bikini / bathing suit / see through / nipples out is needed strategy…almost as shameless as a Kardashian but thank god she’s not a Kardashian…even though she’s being paparazzied thanks to a Kardashian…Kanye Kardashian…these motherfuckers run the media. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Teyana Taylor Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ashley Tisdale in a Swimsuit of the Day

Posted on February 18, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The most important takeaway from ugly face Ashley Tisdale and her selfie that she’s blocking her face in…but showing off her body in…is that you don’t have to be hot, or look good, or naturally pretty to get people jerking off to your half nakedness…you just need to be half naked… Not that Ashley Tisdale has let being an average at best, ugly for Hollywood, which isn’t saying much since most of Hollyood starlets aren’t hot….get in her way….she has with confidence put herself ou there, at least for her Disney Gig that made her super famous, which was the last thing she ever did… But she still knows she’s got a fucked up face, even after the botched nose job, and for that reason, she’s focusing on what works for her…the body, that I’ve always defended as thin and fit…something far more important than a face any day…cuz you can always put her on all founds and look away if she gets bad…or tries to gaze into your eyes. She has a loyal fanbase and they probably really like this direction she’s taking with her self shot content production….aint nothing wrong with bathing suits….naw’t at all. The post Ashley Tisdale in a Swimsuit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Julianne Hough Bathing Suit of the Day

Posted on February 18, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The general consensus of these pics of Julianne Hough in a bikini is that they are pretty boring, and I would have to agree with the general consensus, even if I generally hate the general consensus and try to avoid the general consensus to come to my own conclusions. I’m a rebel like that, a punk like that, not really, I just hate people so I am naturally inclined to disagree with everything they say, in their pop culture, mall brand wearing, hostess twinkie candy coated bullshit… I think any bitch in a bathing suit, one piece or more…whether it is Julianne Hough or some other bitch is wonderful to look at…even if it reminds me of the 80s high school swim class when girls had thick bush and ill fitting swimsuits…and not of the instagram whores they are today… I think it’s nice to see a mormon who has been on RumSpringa for the last 10 years, turning her back on the church to be a dancing whore who fucks her brother on TV…finally finding some modesty…cuz modest is the hottest according to the MORMOM MEME account I follow on Instagram….because Mormons are the best… The post Julianne Hough Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Charlize Theron See Through for Glamour Espana of the Day

Posted on November 21, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Charlize Theron is in a see through top – that has her nipples photoshopped out – unless her nipples were cut off back when she killed her abusive father and her mom took the blame as she drove her to the Airport to make it in America…. But that would mean that her nipples we saw in Playboy and all her early movie roles were prosthetic nipples and that doesn’t make sense, no producer casting couching a girl would fuck with a girl with no nipples, unless they were weird fucking perverts which I guess they all are….so I’ll just have to assume that the people at Glamour Espana using these old pics of the South African model who sucked the right dick to become an actor…are photoshopping out nipples…making them a real fucking enemy of the state. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Charlize Theron See Through for Glamour Espana of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bebe Rexha Fucks the Floor of the Day

Posted on November 21, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve seen paparazzi pics of this Bebe Rexha girl and my only joke I have about her – that isn’t even funny – because I am not funny and have no real edge left on this blade that are my crippled arthritic fingers that have written more that 50,000 posts no one gives a fuck about, more words than some of the most celebrated writers have written because apparently volume isn’t the key to success…substance is and we’ve got none of that here….unless you consider Bebe Rexha…some interchangeable act who decided to LADY gaga and turn a music writing career behind the scenes into some egocentric and narcissistic brand…it’s like why give the gold to other people, when you can just keep it for yourself and win…especially when the record label is behind you.. Well my only joke on Bebe Rexha is that she’s not Ana Rexha cuz she’s thick as fuck, but I guess in this lighting and pose, this doggy style dog…she looks appealing…I mean maybe it’s the black light stripper moves applied to the pop music since everyone’s a fucking porn star in their own right… Ass in her fucking air…. She’s got the right idea for a poptart at 30 just getting it going… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bebe Rexha Fucks the Floor of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Barbara Palvin Wet Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on November 21, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Barbara Palvin is back at it. I just had an argument with a Barbara Palvin fan who believes she is in her late 30s…but I distinctly remember when she was just 18 and abducted from Hungary by the evil underwear brand..and used as a patsy to cover-up Miranda Kerr, who is now Snapchat’s Founder’s wife and baby momma…but was once an old underwear model hag trying to stay young with Beiber’s Sperm…which just got her fired….but put PALVIN on the map…and it wasn’t all that long ago, but it was long enough ago for her to fall off, get fat, and make a comeback by 25..this is her comeback….for a bikini company doing some hipster slutty bathing suit content….the bane of my existence because there is just so much of this content it never fucking ends… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Barbara Palvin Wet Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Eugenie Bouchard Ass in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Posted on August 25, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Eugenie Bouchard proves that even tennis players need to clickbait that sexualizes them damnselves…because making over a million dollars a year doing the sport you love without sexualizing your damn self isn’t enough in this world of everyone sexualizing themselves…it’s like there needs to be some thong ass exposed ass….and I’ll tell you something very simple, the internet is better than real life, because I have physically seen this girl jogging on the street, all 6 feet of her, she is from the city I live in, and I will tell you that you wouldn’t even notice her, other than that she’s 6 feet, amongst the crowd….so sure, celebrate her because of the tennis skill and think that makes her ass more interesting, but her ass is really just an ass, it’s only worth looking at here cuz it’s straight whoring. The post Eugenie Bouchard Ass in a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Brie Larson Bikini Top of the Day

Posted on August 2, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Brie Larson is not hot, but she’s pulled a scam….she won an Oscar..the most prestigious bullshit award you can possibly get in the Hollywood entertainment industry and all she had to do was pretend to be locked in a room where she raised a kid who has since also got famous…whilst looking like shit the whole time… But all girls, even ugly ones, like being hot, want to be hot, try being hot and work hard towards being hot…because people are into being hot and the whole being an actor thing comes with a level of self love and thinking they aren’t too ugly to be on camera…BOLD…. She’s in a bathing suit being shameless like when she scammed her Oscar. I am not a fan, but she’s kinda busty while being busted…and that deserves a trophy of it’s own… The post Brie Larson Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Dakota Fanning in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Posted on July 12, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Dakota Fanning creeps me out… Whether she’s doing the bikini thing for social media – like girls her age – trying to assimilate and conform to girls her age – after being this weird little Robot actress when she was a little kid who I saw in interviews and knew that something wasn’t right…maybe a glitch in her code, in her matrix, something…that they’ve worked out to allow her to be just a basic instagram attention seeker…and not some 8 year old Oscar nominee… I like to see young starlets reduce themselves to bikini selfies like EVERY single girl out there. It’s refreshing to know that the addiction applies to all walks of life. ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Dakota Fanning in a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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