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Olympia Valance Potential Pussy Slip of the Day

Posted on March 4, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Olympia Valance is an Australian actress who was on Neighbours along with every other Australian actress….because that’s just how Neighbors works…if you don’t do Neighbors you don’t exist….and I am not even sure if that applies to just actors, it may apply to every Australian, like how the Israeli 18 year olds need to join the Army, maybe every Australian at 18 has to do Neighbors…maybe not all in talking roles..but it is a right of passage to keep your citizenship and honor to your country…. That said, along with Neighbors, Australians are just wild and crazy and not just because I watched leaving Neverland and saw the Australian Michael Jackson impersonator weirdo 7 year old who MJ used to RIM….but because I’ve know Australians forever and they are this fun, funny, trashy, slutty, drunk….built on criminal DNA…raised in the middle of no where, far from Civilization….creating the debauchery that is everyone in Australia…even Steve Irwin and his Crocodile fuck that killed him… Point being…here’s some random Australian pussy…which is something you’d experience if you went o a bar in Australia…cuz that’s just the kind of women Australians are….the best kind of woman…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Olympia Valance Potential Pussy Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Teyana Taylor Nipples of the Day

Posted on March 4, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Teyana Taylor is from the Kanye fitness workout dance routine video that I don’t remember but that I know happened because I have a terrible memory, but my finger’s on the pulse of everything so I remember glimpses of things…it’s just know worth cataloging if I’m not ever going to jerk off to it…in an era where there is just too much content produced daily to really remember names, times, experiences, or tits…. I think that video put her, or her ass on the map…I don’t think she was known before that video….doesn’t mean she wasn’t out there trying like all these tramps….and I guess she’s had minimal exposure since the Kanye experience…so beach bikini / bathing suit / see through / nipples out is needed strategy…almost as shameless as a Kardashian but thank god she’s not a Kardashian…even though she’s being paparazzied thanks to a Kardashian…Kanye Kardashian…these motherfuckers run the media. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Teyana Taylor Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sophie Mudd Still Got Big TIts of the Day

Posted on March 4, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sophie Mudd still got big tits, which I guess is important news in a world where big tits have been and will always be celebrated….especially naturally big tits….none of that implant shit to fake it…just pure natural big tits… I didn’t expect this girl, who is only known on instagram for her tits, to do a Christina Ricci or Ariel Winter and cut off her tits….she isn’t at that point of over exposure and rich to really turn her back on the gift she has to get herself where she needs to go… We can list off lists and lists of women who have made it with their big tits – from Rat Cow to Kate Upton to you probably have a more extensive list in your folder of tits you use to jerk off to since you don’t ever get to see real tits….unless you go to the stripclub and pay 10 dollars a song to grab the tits…pervert. I don’t think it is necessary to bother…because we know the hustle, we’re all primates and when we see tits we get dumb, so girls born with the tits are going to use that to their advantage if they are smart..and that is what is going on here… Her earlier work was a little creepy, she looked like a kid with mosnter tits, but I guess she’s evolving, being more sophisticated and in time…her body will catch up with her tits, it always does..but for now…it’s looking tight.. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sophie Mudd Still Got Big TIts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Heidi Klum Squirt Fetish of the Day

Posted on November 12, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

How about a caption this contest that no one will participate because I am here alone… It’d be a good pic to have you all write your silly little captions too…you know like were were in the late 90s when caption this contests were a thing…. You could say something like “Looks like Heidi and Seal back together and they’ve released a sex tape”… Or maybe “Heidi Klum, the Victoria’s Secret model sucking on a cow’s tit until it squirts in her face….” Or some “fresh from the source..Heidi demonstrate her recipe to stay young…looking as good as she does at 56 isn’t actually some Hitler Eugenics…but rather direct from the TEET milk…as seen on GOOP”….. I don’t fucking know, but I know seeing any white substance on some titty models face squirting at her like a german fetish porn….is great entertainment….it’s just too bad it’s not being squirt on her tits. I don’t do captions. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Heidi Klum Squirt Fetish of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jessica Alba Mom TIts of the Day

Posted on November 12, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Are Jessica Alba’s mom of three tits still exciting to you now that she’s old as fuck? I think the only compelling or interesting thing about her, is that she got involved in a brand that became worth billions of dollars, thanks to a team she was part of….not because she’s smart but because she used her celebrity of being a terrible actress, but a hot terrible actress to her advantage…it’s always annoying to see celebrities, like a Lohan, who was the biggest name for the longest time, unable to leverage that name to cash the fuck in cuz her head is up her ass. Instagram sluts are getting rich of bikini brands and fucking cosmetic brands…there are a lot of people with credit cards out there who are easily manipulated into giving their credit card because they are being told to by some celeb name they recognize from some shitty movie… I guess the other compelling thing about her is her tits….that she has out…but she’s old as fuck…and I appreciate the whole concept of new pussy, especially when it comes to what I am looking at on the internet, cuz who needs old tired shit we’ve already seen enough of…who has her pussy banged the fuck out from a life in Hollywood and kids….breeder 1/2 Mexican scammers…you know… FOR MORE PHOTOS FROM THE PEOPLES CHOICE AWARDS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jessica Alba Mom TIts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Demi Lovato Bathing Suit of the Day

Posted on January 5, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Demi Lovato is Bikini Selfie-ing….or bikini posting…. Demi Lovato sexualizing herself with her tits and her face injections…creeps me out…but I guess people who are obsessed with Disney, because she was a Disney Kid, and because we know there are people obsessed with Disney, unable to get over it, because they had some childhood trauma and Disney feels like home… Her thickness doesn’t offend me…her showing off her thickness doesn’t offend me but I don’t like inconsistent liars….who try to spin things to her advantage and benefit and the people brainwashed by her just lap it up like puppies….one day she’s fat and not in make up celebrating being fat, the next she’s trying to be a hot instagram thot half naked on her instagram… I like consistent sluttiness…but I appreciate that at least she’s been working out to get to this bikini selfie pic we all love proven by the success of instagram. The post Demi Lovato Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Happy ‘Turkey’ Day : Tasty ‘Birds’ With and Without ‘Dressing’

Posted on November 23, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

“Thanksgiving Day is observed in the United States on the fourth Thursday in November” (above)—making this year the second earliest date on which it can fall. … read more

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Turkey & Breasts : Gobble, Gobble !

Posted on November 23, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

“There wasn’t a holiday that Hollywood publicists didn’t know how to use to their advantage, especially in the heyday of the studios when starlets under contact were obliged to pose for the staff photographers”… read more

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Robin Tunney 45 Year Old Tits of the Day

Posted on September 18, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Robin Tunney is 45, which I guess isn’t that big of a deal, considering I am older than her, and we live in an era where 25 isn’t the sexual peak of a woman, it’s not the cut off point anymore, it’s not that once a girl turns 30 she’s dead to me, and I’m not sure if it has to do with modern science, or my own accepting my own age, or our own mortality, or maybe I’m tired of looking at all these hot 20-25 year olds and find something exciting about a menopausal / pre-menopausal pussy that has seen some shit over the years….I don’t know.. maybe the young girls are too annoying, the older pussy gets it and is less crazy…WHO knows… What I do know is that this chick is Robin Tunney, she’s from some show called the Metalist and Prison Break, two shows I haven’t seen thanks to not owning a TV or cable because fuck that… She was probably most relevant in Encino Man, Pauly Shore makes all girls relevant, at least in the 90s…. I think she should be most relevant for her natural hangers, in a world of fake tits, the natural hanger tits bring me joy, the speak to my soul, their sag, their lift…like Euopean beach tits…i dig the Den Mother, teaching the youngs how to do…all mom bodied and breast feeding sag…hot to me. TO SEE MORE OLD LADY TIT CLICK HERE The post Robin Tunney 45 Year Old Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lindsay Lohan Singing Happy Birthday Erotica of the Day

Posted on September 18, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In an era of Bella Thornes who rode Lohan’s dick so hard, she basically became the next generations more fun, hotter bodied, less freckled version of Lohan, from Disney to relevant erotica / softcore porn, who luckily gets the advantage of social media to stay relevant…. I think it’s important to remember where our redhead disney kid fetish started….with Lohan…the redhead who made my fear of redheads disappear and replace it with a redhead obsession…yet I still haven’t had sex with a redhead…I guess I still fear the orange pubic hair I saw in high school and gagged from the contrast against very pink pussy lips… A fetish that got me talking to a reheaded stripper in a weird leotard, all skinny and hot from a distance last night, her name “Amber”…who with her brown teeth went on to tell me how she used to be a waitress and how tipping a dollar a drink in a strip club is actually too cheap…and broke it down to why….thanks Amber… I didn’t get a lap dance with her, even though she wanted one, girl has bills to pay…but I did get fucking annoyed because she wouldn’t shut up, and because she thought her tattoo that read “double trouble” was clever…FRENCH people…. She did remind me of Lohan, the dream…the dream singing happy birthday to her mom in some creepy video I felt compelled to post…because I guess we should all celebrate Dina Lohan for creating our queen and destroying her in the process…LOhan the delusional ex celebrity always a celebrity! THANSK DINA… The post Lindsay Lohan Singing Happy Birthday Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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