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Heidi Klum Squirt Fetish of the Day

Posted on November 12, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

How about a caption this contest that no one will participate because I am here alone… It’d be a good pic to have you all write your silly little captions too…you know like were were in the late 90s when caption this contests were a thing…. You could say something like “Looks like Heidi and Seal back together and they’ve released a sex tape”… Or maybe “Heidi Klum, the Victoria’s Secret model sucking on a cow’s tit until it squirts in her face….” Or some “fresh from the source..Heidi demonstrate her recipe to stay young…looking as good as she does at 56 isn’t actually some Hitler Eugenics…but rather direct from the TEET milk…as seen on GOOP”….. I don’t fucking know, but I know seeing any white substance on some titty models face squirting at her like a german fetish porn….is great entertainment….it’s just too bad it’s not being squirt on her tits. I don’t do captions. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Heidi Klum Squirt Fetish of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jessica Alba Mom TIts of the Day

Posted on November 12, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Are Jessica Alba’s mom of three tits still exciting to you now that she’s old as fuck? I think the only compelling or interesting thing about her, is that she got involved in a brand that became worth billions of dollars, thanks to a team she was part of….not because she’s smart but because she used her celebrity of being a terrible actress, but a hot terrible actress to her advantage…it’s always annoying to see celebrities, like a Lohan, who was the biggest name for the longest time, unable to leverage that name to cash the fuck in cuz her head is up her ass. Instagram sluts are getting rich of bikini brands and fucking cosmetic brands…there are a lot of people with credit cards out there who are easily manipulated into giving their credit card because they are being told to by some celeb name they recognize from some shitty movie… I guess the other compelling thing about her is her tits….that she has out…but she’s old as fuck…and I appreciate the whole concept of new pussy, especially when it comes to what I am looking at on the internet, cuz who needs old tired shit we’ve already seen enough of…who has her pussy banged the fuck out from a life in Hollywood and kids….breeder 1/2 Mexican scammers…you know… FOR MORE PHOTOS FROM THE PEOPLES CHOICE AWARDS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jessica Alba Mom TIts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Elizabeth Hurley Pussy Print of the Day

Posted on August 21, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess this is a situation that isn’t that bad…Liz Hurley’s continuous posting of her old lady tits. I like to make fun of it, point and laugh if you will, but there’s nothing funny about an old lady who still looks this good. If anything, it should be celebrated, for other old ladies to feel like shit about themselves, to possibly buy her bathing suit company bathing suits to hope to look as good as this…who knows, maybe it motivates those old women to work out, to get face injections, to do whatever it takes to get where they need to go… Or maybe Liz Hurley has no fucking influence, no impact, and the only people who care are pervert fans, who are also old as fuck, and rememebr her in the 90s… I think the only amazing thing about Liz Hurley is that she’s British, and British women are normally toothless, grey skinned and fat by 35…so it’s just a whole lot of confusing..but I get pretty confused looking at tits in general…pretty fucking stroked out. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Elizabeth Hurley Pussy Print of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Let's All Toast Shailene Woodley At Oktoberfest

Posted on September 23, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Oktoberfest is the world’s largest beer festival and traveling funfair that takes place every year in Munich, Germany for the better part of three weeks. The festival is best known for beer, traditional foods, beer, dancing, and beer, but now I think the only thing we are going to remember Okobterfest for is giving us Shailene Woodley dressed as a beer wench. … read more

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Meet Super hottie Xenia Tchoumitcheva

Posted on December 22, 2014 by Benny Hollywood

I can’t say that I knew too much about Xenia Tchoumitcheva here before coming across these pictures, but after a little research, I was able to find out that she’s a Russian/Swiss model. And she’s got one hell of an impressive resume: apparently she speaks five languages, has a business background, is an actor and TV host, and she’s even a blogger. Meanwhile, I can barely spell her last name without help. Anyway, looks like I just lost my top spot as the sexiest blogger in the business. Wow. Continue reading →

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Alessandra Ambrosio Is MILF Of The Year 2014

Posted on December 22, 2014 by Benny Hollywood

Now that Alessandra Ambrosio ‘s got the 2014 MILF of the Year title locked up, it looks like she’s going for Supermodel of the Year next with this latest super-hot beach shoot. Although I should probably remind her that this title is way more competitive, between Nina Agdal , Xenia Deli and all the other hotties I post on a regular basis. In fact, I think the only way to decide this year is by which one comes up with the best bribe. What? It’s only fair. Continue reading →

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Ashton Kutcher Gushes Over Baby Daughter, Mila Kunis as a Mother

Posted on December 12, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ashton Kutcher thinks his newborn daughter is similar to a cell phone. In an interview with Ellen DeGeneres this week, the actor makes that unusual (albeit apt) comparison while gushing over two-month old Wyatt, telling the host how amazing it has been to raise the child without a nanny. Yup, it’s been all Ashton and Mila Kunis so far. Ashton Kutcher on Ellen “The most amazing thing about having a baby is my partner, Mila,” Ashton said. “She’s the greatest mom I can’t even… like I go to work every day and I come home and she’s like perfect. And it just seems like everything went amazing. “And I know that something probably didn’t go amazing, but she never tells… it’s unbelievable. She’s incredible.” As for why two rich and famous people would choose not to have a nanny? “We just want to know our kid,” Kutcher said. “We want to be the people that know what to do when the baby’s crying to make the baby not cry anymore. We want to know, like when she makes a little face or something we want to be emotionally in touch with her and I think the only way to do that is by being the one who’s there.” Earlier this week, Kunis appeared on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson and also spoke glowingly of being a first-time mother. 21 TV Couples Who Dated in Real Life 1. Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis The running joke during That 70s Show was that Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis should date in real life. Now they’re engaged with a baby on the way.

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Ashton Kutcher Gushes Over Baby Daughter, Mila Kunis as a Mother

Posted on December 12, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ashton Kutcher thinks his newborn daughter is similar to a cell phone. In an interview with Ellen DeGeneres this week, the actor makes that unusual (albeit apt) comparison while gushing over two-month old Wyatt, telling the host how amazing it has been to raise the child without a nanny. Yup, it’s been all Ashton and Mila Kunis so far. Ashton Kutcher on Ellen “The most amazing thing about having a baby is my partner, Mila,” Ashton said. “She’s the greatest mom I can’t even… like I go to work every day and I come home and she’s like perfect. And it just seems like everything went amazing. “And I know that something probably didn’t go amazing, but she never tells… it’s unbelievable. She’s incredible.” As for why two rich and famous people would choose not to have a nanny? “We just want to know our kid,” Kutcher said. “We want to be the people that know what to do when the baby’s crying to make the baby not cry anymore. We want to know, like when she makes a little face or something we want to be emotionally in touch with her and I think the only way to do that is by being the one who’s there.” Earlier this week, Kunis appeared on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson and also spoke glowingly of being a first-time mother. 21 TV Couples Who Dated in Real Life 1. Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis The running joke during That 70s Show was that Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis should date in real life. Now they’re engaged with a baby on the way.

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Shenae Griemes in Panties for a Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on October 1, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t care for Shenae Grimes no matter how naked she is. I met her once, accidentally, and didn’t even notice her as someone I’d want to fuck, but instead I think I called her a fucking groupie of the mutual friend she was with, before being told she was a big bright star on the biggest load of shit TV show….90210 the next generation…but for some reason, everything looks better and more interesting when it is half naked….but in Shenae Grimes’ case…that’s still not all that interesting… here are the pics.

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Christina Aguilera is Staying a Fat Girl of the Day

Posted on October 1, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

And here I was thinking that the last 3 years of Chrisina Aguilera being a fat as fuck pig of a woman who clearly fell the fuck off….she was working out everyday and watching her diet….I did not think the only eating disorder this monster had was eating an entire cake every night while lyig in bed….but that she as anorexia….starving herself to fit a fucking mold society expect of her… I’m so glad she’s cleared up this confusion…by saying that her bodies is hers and she doesn’t care to be fit, healthy or live a long life…she instead wants to pig the fuck out eating all she can buy to be a real soul singer like the fat black women she idolizes…. I like the unrealistic expectations we have for all people…because we are all fucking lazy and should all do something about it…people who embrace their obesity are bad for society.

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