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Kate Moss Titties in a Helicopter of the Day

Kate Moss has tits, tits we’ve seen for fucking ever, pretty much since she started, nice long nipples you’d want to suck on like you were every dude who mattered in acting or music in the 90s and 00s who got to suck her tits, cuz she was that kind of girl…an icon people obsess over because she was so cool, caught doing coke at parties and owned it in an era where people hated admitting they did coke…. I don’t know why at 50 she’s flashing tits in a helicopter, but she is Kate Moss and has this cool factor that means she has no choice but to flash her tits to just remind people who and what Kate Moss is about…her not giving a fuck while giving a fuck hustle…clearly works…and here she is, I’ll keep watching her in action, I just wish there was more bush involved. The post Kate Moss Titties in a Helicopter of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Halle Berry Bikini Booty from a Distance of the Day

Halle Berry lives matter….and she’s black like Halle Berry…which isn’t black at all…you know since she was raised white, and the only black thing about her is that she never met her dad who was black…. She may have been called names growing up because she was the different one in her white highschool, like the fat chick she got teased, getting all insecure before going to Hollywood and living the rich famous girl life….she got for being accessible and white enough for producers to work with her in movies – to appear like they are diverse… She has no idea what the plight of the black man is, yet she is marketed as though she does and the whole thing would offend me, like she was a racist – if she didn’t have some rockin tits, even in her old age….rockin tits. This is her ass though, not so bad for a 100 year old, those Black GENES coming in handy, like they have so often for her… The post Halle Berry Bikini Booty from a Distance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Milla Jovovich for Vogue Ukraine of the Day

Milla Jovovich lives. I stopped paying attention to her 15 years ago when I found out she was actually raised in America. It took a lot of her ethnic appeal, you know mail order bride born during the cold war, escaped via modeling, or by climbing the Siberian mountains..that she almost died doing….before landing a movie role in the Fifth Element….a movie that people still dress up as for Halloween… My memory of Fifth Element is getting a fucking handjob in a drive in theatre by some fat chick – thinking – why couldn’t I be getting a hand job by that orange haired goddess…only to imagine orange hair on this pig giving me the handjob – giving me a visual of a terrifying Ronald McDonald’s if he actually ate McDonalds vibe – before clowns were terrorizing people in the USA….they were terrorizing me… I still came on her and ended up marrying her…so in ways the Fifth Element and Milla Jovovich ruined my fucking life…and I guess ruined hers by having a bunch of kids…but here she is now..VOGUE UKRAINE…making moves like old times… The post Milla Jovovich for Vogue Ukraine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Britney Spears in Shorts of the Day

Britney Spears is in shorts. Who gives a fuck. Anyone who is into seeing a Britney Spears now, not a Britney Spears then, has their priorities all fucked up…because if you’re into a Britney Spears now, for more than just navigating ways to K-Fed her a second time….something that would be so hype you could even jerking off to the idea of it…you’d still be doing that to her first album music videos, not this..you see because fantasies often times get ruined by reality…something I experience every time I open my eyes during sex. Everyone knows K-Fedding her would be impossible, her team of handlers, including her parents have their grip on her…and won’t fucking let go… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Britney Spears in Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ariel Winter Butt Shot of the Day

This is an interesting take on Ariel Winter, the 18 year old round faced, round bodied, round titty thanks to getting them rebuilt due to being sloppy as fuck at a young age….In some fetish boots, titty out, spread legged from a low angle to not make her look like the fat keebler elf she is…you know sold to hollywood by her family and now navigating things on her own..doing it in the best way possible..half naked…even if I am not into her weird shape, I can appreciate a half naked young girl who doesn’t need to be half naked but who is doing it because she wants to…for the fans…that we can safely assume are all creepy old guys that just like the smell of a broken girl’s youthful asshole…they even pay more for that… If you are more into her spirit animal….Sofia Vergara who raised Ariel Winter when Ariel Winter’s mom was out at the club spending all her Ariel Winter modern family…money when they could because she was under 18….here she is….with her tits…looking pregnant… CLICK HERE The post Ariel Winter Butt Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kim Kardashian Naked of the Day

Kim Kardashian graced the world, or her 62 million followers, which I guess is the fucking world to her, with some bullshit cry for attention that I guess doesn’t make her feel like the fat slob in her mid 30s that she is, by putting a casual censored nude out there… I guess nudity is what makes her and her family more money than some small countries, and I guess getting naked and having sex worked once or twice and can work again…. This was her subtle, classy, elegant caption to help push the picture and make a joke out of it. When you’re like I have nothing to wear LOL The internet is going crazy enough for even noticing her…but that’s been the theme for the entire family the last decade and I dont’ fucking know why, she’s a pile of shit, and the only thing anything should be wondering is how many hours of photoshoot…but the people are still reposting this shit…garbage…but it’s news, this is our lives…. The post Kim Kardashian Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Tits in i-D Magazine of the Day

The models are Natalie Westling & Lily McMenamy and I’ve never heard of them, I mean everyone’s a fucking model, so I don’t keep track, too many people…I just know they are super creepy in this photoshoot for i-D magazine but more importantly – they are showing their tits…

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Kristen Stewart in the Grocery Store for Elle of the Day

Kristen Stewart is in the Grocery Store looking stupid, boring, like a hack, untalented, half retarded, a product of incest who looks like she smells…but that Grocery store taps into my core…it’s the one place my wife lets me go because it comes with the hope of me bringing her back food…and the one place where single girls, married girls, just from the gym girls go to stock up…and it’s the easiest place to strike up conversation – but people are so scared of human interaction – they may confuse you for a rapist..and when they do – you can just eat your feelings…like the fat girl in aisle 2…looking at the cakes…

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Kristen Stewart in the Grocery Store for Elle of the Day

Kristen Stewart is in the Grocery Store looking stupid, boring, like a hack, untalented, half retarded, a product of incest who looks like she smells…but that Grocery store taps into my core…it’s the one place my wife lets me go because it comes with the hope of me bringing her back food…and the one place where single girls, married girls, just from the gym girls go to stock up…and it’s the easiest place to strike up conversation – but people are so scared of human interaction – they may confuse you for a rapist..and when they do – you can just eat your feelings…like the fat girl in aisle 2…looking at the cakes…

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SI Models Get Whored Out to Air New Zealand of the Day

Chrissy Teigen and her pug face did the Air New Zealand safety video because they are hookers who don’t actually get paid for this, but SI uses to get free airfare for cast and crew of their bullshit magazine that all you blue collars are excited about, even if google will get you all these girls naked…. I like the fat one the best, but knowing all these gold diggers aren’t getting paid, but rather marketing themselves to get rich husbands for their egos..pretty awesome…right Chrissy Teigen pug face….. The highlight of this video Christie Brinkley because she’s a fucking legend, these other girls are just hacks…

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