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Scout Willis and Tallulah Willis Hipster Bush Together of the Day

Scout Willis and Tallulah Willis are the more “hipster” trust fund kids created in the womb that you didn’t know Demi Moore had, due to all the plastic surgery and how weird and alien the hot bodied, potato headed older one, Rumer..was before she followed her mother’s plastic surgery lead… So in being the trust fund, pretend to be an artist…but not quite an artist…who surrounds herself with what I guess she assumes are artists…even though art is dead, it doesn’t exist and everything trying to be obscure and different, is just clickbait with the intention of getting likes, views, and going viral – because people like likes…especailly when they already have money So why not pose bottomless, like a hipster model, with your sister, in what looks like a hipster instagram shoot, some instagram magazine will pick up and give fake credibility to… It’s really just attention seeking, but my kind of attention seeking and I just wonder if their real stepfather Ashton Kutcher is jerking off to this..even though he’s gay.. I call this shoot, Die Hard with Thanks It’s Not Rumer Willis Striptease of the Day… The post Scout Willis and Tallulah Willis Hipster Bush Together of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Scout Willis and Tallulah Willis Hipster Bush Together of the Day

Kristen Stewart in the Grocery Store for Elle of the Day

Kristen Stewart is in the Grocery Store looking stupid, boring, like a hack, untalented, half retarded, a product of incest who looks like she smells…but that Grocery store taps into my core…it’s the one place my wife lets me go because it comes with the hope of me bringing her back food…and the one place where single girls, married girls, just from the gym girls go to stock up…and it’s the easiest place to strike up conversation – but people are so scared of human interaction – they may confuse you for a rapist..and when they do – you can just eat your feelings…like the fat girl in aisle 2…looking at the cakes…

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Naked in Nature of the Day

I don’t know who shot these pics, I just know they are for C-Heads , who are a do it yourself fashion magazine that work with all the new, or interesting photographers…using new or aspiring or interesting models that aren’t all signed or actual models but who are producing cool shit that involves nudity like this one…all filled with enough hipster bush…that I don’t even know if the girl in it is hot or not – or if the pics are good or not…I just love bush, it talks directly to my soul….

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Naked in Nature of the Day

Naked in Nature of the Day

I don’t know who shot these pics, I just know they are for C-Heads , who are a do it yourself fashion magazine that work with all the new, or interesting photographers…using new or aspiring or interesting models that aren’t all signed or actual models but who are producing cool shit that involves nudity like this one…all filled with enough hipster bush…that I don’t even know if the girl in it is hot or not – or if the pics are good or not…I just love bush, it talks directly to my soul….

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Nina Agdal Boring Bikini Catalog Pics of the Day

Sometimes I wonder where my life went wrong when posting catalog pics of some SI Swimsuit model getting paid thousands of dollars to get into swimsuits for some swimsuit brand because they figure if they book her, next year’s cover girl, now while she’s affordable…people everywhere will be posting and talking about their brand like they are Victoria’s Secret. Unfortunately, I don’t remember what the name of the brand is, not that it really matters, because the objective here is to look at Nina Agdal’s body while appreciating that she doesn’t look as DOWNS as she normally does. I guess she’s been working on making less retard lookin’ facial expressions…or maybe, just maybe her body is good enough for me to ignore…. Who cares.

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Amanda Seyfried’s Outtakes froM People’s Most Beautiful People Issue of the Day

Apparently, while the world was distracted by the insane decision by People Magazine to make Gwyneth Paltrow the number one most beautiful person in the world, a lie staged by Publicists and marketing people, in what we can all agree was an ad campaign for Iron Man 3, I mean if you put a 100 million dollars into a fucking movie, what’s an extra couple million to put the star of the movie in everyone’s mind, in a way that doesn’t seem like an ad. It helps sell tickets…Amanda Seyfried, my favorite little pop tart, young heart throb, Disney star turned naked in indy films, annoying in shitty romantic comedy films, boring in papaprazzi pics, but hot all around, never trying too hard….was in the issue too, dressed like a show girl, and shit got me excited so I’m posting the pics here….it’s kinda what I do.

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Amanda Seyfried’s Outtakes froM People’s Most Beautiful People Issue of the Day

Cora Keegan Naked Photoshoot of the Day

Cora Keegan is some amazing looking young hipster model who I assume is out of LA, because that’s just the vibe I get. She hasn’t done anything major or impressive in terms of her modeling, but she’s probably young and starting out. But this nude photoshoot works perfectly for her to show the world how serious she is about this modeling shit…because if you don’t get naked for photographers in fashion, you ain’t shit….but more importantly, it works for me because I like her hot thin body and hipster bush I’d love to get all matted with my cum…or saliva…or whatever she’d let me get it matted with… She’s lovely and I’d like to be her friend…to take her on picnics and make her fall in love with me the way I just fell in love with her nude pics…. Cora Keegan, you’ve won this round.

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Anne Hathaway Vagina Flash of the Day

Finally – a no panty, cuz girls aren’t supposed to wear panties, unintentional even though it was probably intentional, getting out of a car, vagina flash on the way to a movie premiere, the way a vagina flash is supposed to happen…the classic, good old fashioned, vagina flash, all curtosy of Anne Hathaway, who is doin’ it in part for the nerds who think they are marrid to her…and the perverts like me who made a site dedicated to this kind of thing… The only tragedy in all this is that she’s not showing any fucking labia…but at least it happened…and if I’m seeing what I think I’m seeeing…there’s hipster bush….good fucking look. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Paz De La Huerta for Flaunt Magazine of the Day

I kinda love Paz De La Huerta or PAZ dela Huerta depending on your socio economic background….and I’m disappointed she’s been kicked off Boardwalk Empire….because watching her naked….all 1920s hipster bush and great tits exposed in some of the best nudity on TV but the good news is that she’s always fucking naked…from previous shoots with her exposed asshole….to other movies…she knows she’s a good fucking thing….so this Flaunt magazine video might as well be fashion porn…or maybe all fashion might as well be considered porn…..cuz I can jerk off to it…but more importantly….it might as well be considered Paz De La Huerta’s not giving up or giving in to the rejection from her biggest gig….and I love it. Titties fucking everywhere.

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Paz De La Huerta for Flaunt Magazine of the Day

Wishing Paris Hilton Met a Real Aligator of the Day

Swamp People is the only show worth watching on TV…so I understand the plight of the Aligator…and I know that I think it would be a far greater service to the world…and more importantly lesson to the kids…if this was a picture of Paris Hilton with an actual aligator…getting eating….you know so the kids learn…if you’re a vapid, spoiled, materialistic cunt with no soul, who turns to pornography to make even more money than her greedy ass already has, karma’s gonna bite your fucking face off and leave you to die…. I know, Paris Hilton doesn’t matter anymore…but this picture brought me great fantasies of her end….and figured I’d share that joy with you, cuz relevant or not, she’s still and always will be the lowest grade human around…

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