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Nina Agdal Boring Bikini Catalog Pics of the Day

Sometimes I wonder where my life went wrong when posting catalog pics of some SI Swimsuit model getting paid thousands of dollars to get into swimsuits for some swimsuit brand because they figure if they book her, next year’s cover girl, now while she’s affordable…people everywhere will be posting and talking about their brand like they are Victoria’s Secret. Unfortunately, I don’t remember what the name of the brand is, not that it really matters, because the objective here is to look at Nina Agdal’s body while appreciating that she doesn’t look as DOWNS as she normally does. I guess she’s been working on making less retard lookin’ facial expressions…or maybe, just maybe her body is good enough for me to ignore…. Who cares.

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Amanda Seyfried’s Outtakes froM People’s Most Beautiful People Issue of the Day

Apparently, while the world was distracted by the insane decision by People Magazine to make Gwyneth Paltrow the number one most beautiful person in the world, a lie staged by Publicists and marketing people, in what we can all agree was an ad campaign for Iron Man 3, I mean if you put a 100 million dollars into a fucking movie, what’s an extra couple million to put the star of the movie in everyone’s mind, in a way that doesn’t seem like an ad. It helps sell tickets…Amanda Seyfried, my favorite little pop tart, young heart throb, Disney star turned naked in indy films, annoying in shitty romantic comedy films, boring in papaprazzi pics, but hot all around, never trying too hard….was in the issue too, dressed like a show girl, and shit got me excited so I’m posting the pics here….it’s kinda what I do.

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Amanda Seyfried’s Outtakes froM People’s Most Beautiful People Issue of the Day

Cora Keegan Naked Photoshoot of the Day

Cora Keegan is some amazing looking young hipster model who I assume is out of LA, because that’s just the vibe I get. She hasn’t done anything major or impressive in terms of her modeling, but she’s probably young and starting out. But this nude photoshoot works perfectly for her to show the world how serious she is about this modeling shit…because if you don’t get naked for photographers in fashion, you ain’t shit….but more importantly, it works for me because I like her hot thin body and hipster bush I’d love to get all matted with my cum…or saliva…or whatever she’d let me get it matted with… She’s lovely and I’d like to be her friend…to take her on picnics and make her fall in love with me the way I just fell in love with her nude pics…. Cora Keegan, you’ve won this round.

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Cora Keegan Naked Photoshoot of the Day

Xenia Deli in Shitty Catalog Lingerie Pics of the Day

Xenia Deli is my favorite Deli, the kind of Deli I’d like to visit twice a day, you know to lick the salami sandwich in her panties, especially when looking at pics of her wearing panties, not that there’s much competition in terms of Deli’s I visit, because they are all run by fat, greasy lookin’ dudes who make me want to throw-up while eating the sandwich they made me, knowing that they probably didn’t wash their hands after taking a huge deli worker dump….so she’s a great looking girl, easy to look at and to compare to other delis, but the fact is, these catalog shots fucking suck even if she’s half naked in it. I mean she’s hot, but there’s something creepy about a woman with her nipples photoshopped out. Just ask Angelina Jolie and her Zombie tits. To SEE ALL THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Xenia Deli in Shitty Catalog Lingerie Pics of the Day