Xenia Deli, the Jewish Meat sandwich named model who is probably not Jewish…is not as famous as she should be… She’s 27, on the tail end of her career as a model, and the biggest thing she’s done to date was a Bieber video, where she pretty much simulated sex with him… But other than a few catalog shoots, she never quite HIT big….and probably never will, but that doesn’t mean she’s not as good as a good sandwich..or that I wouldn’t want to eat her sandwich or that she’s not willing to get sand in her sandwich when you use sandwich as a reference for cunt. These are old pics…but they are lovely because they are naked attempts to hit big before she’s forgotten…she’s worked too hard to get to this point…can’t give up now… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Xenia Deli’s Naked Beach Shoot from Last Year of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jessica Alba is a mom of two, I’m surprised her spandex pants are the only thing her vagina is eating, you’d assume it’d be filled with all kind of other shit, from kids toys, to past lovers, to wads of Cash (her husbands name is Cash and they make Cash), possibly little kids she’s walked past at the park, maybe some HONEST products and an old Sandwich… I guess what I am saying is that this pussy can’t be tight…but she’s still billionaire ALBA who has won at life.. The post Jessica Alba Cameltoe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Woman Makes Shocking Discovery In Her McDonald’s Sandwich A British woman is making international headlines after she bit into something hard in her McDonald’s sandwich—–a metal screw. The Daily Mail reports: A grandmother who discovered a metal screw in her £3.39 McDonald’s breakfast is ‘outraged’ after staff did not offer her a refund. Donna Savigar ordered a sausage and egg McMuffin at a Newcastle-under-Lyme branch of the fast food chain around 9.45am on Friday. The 45-year-old was three-quarters of the way through her sandwich when she felt metal crunch between her teeth and spat out a screw. Donna’s daughter Dayna Bennett, 20, went to complain about the dangerous nail – but staff said they could only make her a fresh one. Ms Savigar, who works for a charity, said: ‘I could have ended up choking to death – imagine if it had happened to a child. ‘A child would start choking and you wouldn’t know what to do because you certainly wouldn’t be expecting them to have swallowed a screw in the middle of McDonald’s. ‘I don’t see why they don’t just pay up. All I was looking for was a refund.’ The mother-of-one, from Halmer End, said she complained to headquarters but couldn’t receive a refund until they had done a thorough investigation. She added: ‘They need to train staff to deal with that sort of situation. A manager needs to come over and deal with it. ‘We weren’t offered a refund and we weren’t even told how we could go about complaining to McDonald’s about it, we had to Google that for ourselves. ‘I took a picture straight away so no one could say we had planted it there and then took the McMuffin back to the counter. ‘They just took it away, I don’t know what they did with it. Then they just asked if we wanted a fresh one. McDonald’s confirmed it is investigating. SMH at them not giving the lady a refund. What’s really up with McDonald’s???? First they tell employees to put mustard on their burns , then someone finds beard trimmings in their food and now this?!?!
Crazy Office Exchange Over A Sandwich Passive aggressive notes are hilarious. We see them all the time at work, but they rarely get out of hand like this. It all started with a stolen sandwich…then things got crazy. Take a look. via The Chive
Time to shut it down Sea World! SeaWorld Stock Plummets Following “Blackfish” Documentary The release of “Blackfish” is taking it’s toll on mighty mighty SeaWorld, with backlash following the film putting a serious dent in the pockets of the execs who bankroll the orca park, which is now infamous for the terrible treatment of the animals and trainers who toil there. According to Financial Post reports: SeaWorld Entertainment Inc. dropped to a record low after reporting earnings that missed analysts’ estimates and saying controversy over the treatment of captive whales in its theme-park shows hurt attendance. The shares tumbled 32% to US$19.16 at 12:39 p.m. in New York after falling to US$19.30, the lowest since they started trading in April 2013. Before today, SeaWorld had retreated 23% in a year following the release of “Blackfish,” a critical documentary about one of its performing killer whales. The company acknowledged for the first time that pressure from animal-rights groups is reducing attendance, said Barton Crockett, an analyst at FBR & Co., calling second-quarter results “surprisingly weak.” The theme-park operator had tried to head off a proposed ban on keeping orcas in captivity in California with a lobbying campaign that raised doubts about claims that the animals are harmed in its parks. “Attendance in the quarter was impacted by demand pressures related to recent media attention surrounding proposed legislation in the state of California,” Orlando, Florida-based SeaWorld said today in a statement. SeaWorld expects revenue to decline as much 7% in 2014. Sales fell 1.5% to US$405.2 million last quarter, the company said, missing the US$445.2 million average of estimates compiled by Bloomberg. Earnings of 43 cents a share also trailed the average prediction of 58 cents. Before the controversy over “Blackfish,” SeaWorld sold shares at US$27 each in its April 2013 IPO. Blackstone Group LP, which controlled the theme-park operator, chose an initial public offering for SeaWorld, snubbing takeover bids from Apollo Global Management LLC and Onex Corp., because the firm expected an IPO to yield better returns over time than a sale, a person familiar with the matter said last year. Blackstone, which had owned all of SeaWorld’s equity, has since cut its stake to 22%, according to data compiled by Bloomberg. In response to the slowdown, the company has hired an adviser to identify ways to cut costs this year and next, SeaWorld Chief Executive Officer James Atchison said on a conference call today. The savings will be used to reinvest in new attractions and to increase stock buybacks. Amid lobbying by SeaWorld, a California legislative panel in April put off for at least a year a proposed measure that would ban whale breeding and the use of the animals for entertainment. We’re glad to hear there is legislation in the works — sucks that the lobbyists were able to keep the restrictions from going through though. Do you think it’s right to keep orcas in captivity and force them to perform for the public? Watch the “Blackfish” trailer below and tell us if you would still go to SeaWorld:
Worst Parking Jobs You’ve EVER Seen Parking is the easiest part of driving (because it’s when you stop) that some people make very difficult (and even dangerous ), especially in major cities with stressfully tight parking situations. Hit the flip for the worst parking fails EVER.
This is probably an old video, but it’s one that all you married dudes can fantasize over…you know that you married a girl who retained her figure but more importantly, who is happy in this shitty life…and who dances around the kitchen while doing normal wife things…not knowing she is being filmed…while being cute as hell when she does realize it… You see I am not into married chicks at all, sure I fuck em, but their general demeanour depresses me…and moms, I mean moms are some of the angriest bitches around…all tired and not as hot as they used to be…but this women, she’s just a victim of her surroundings, you know the suburban plague of getting married because that’s what you do…but she just rolls with it and I find it inspirational…and you should use this when trying to find a wife of your own…because at least with a good wife…your shitty life will be better…it’s a mistake I realize I made everyday I pray my wife chokes on her sandwich…
You know what I hate….lingerie catalog pictures…. You know what I don’t hate…. Edita Vilkeviciute…. It turns out when you put them together, they don’t cancel each other out, but instead become worth posting, because let’s face it, any half naked bitch is worth looking at, even the fat chick who works at the deli by your house, I mean everytime she makes me a sandwich I wonder what the sandwich in her panties smells like..I’m thinking Horse Radish. So when this babe gets half naked, I can’t help but pay attention, my life is pathetic like that.
