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Emily Ratajkowski for Revolve Clothing of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski is starting to get over exposed…you know talked about too much, celebrated too much, up on some Kate Upton shit, but luckily for us, she’s not Kate Upton because Kate Upton is a fucking monster with a Muppet body…sent to confuse the world, but rather some interesting face, who is just trying to use her tits as a model to get more exposure to become an actor…something I am sure will happen, because this is her time to shine…and something I will fully support because I have a soft spot for this girl…she’s managed to do nude modelling in a way that other trashier girls have did Playboy in the 90s…you know to build a real career…and sure she doesn’t message me anymore or respond to my love letters…but that doesn’t mean the love on my end has or ever will die…these types of things are eternal…and here she is for some Clothing company…

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Emily Ratajkowski for Revolve Clothing of the Day

Hot Mom Dancing in the Kitchen of the Day

This is probably an old video, but it’s one that all you married dudes can fantasize over…you know that you married a girl who retained her figure but more importantly, who is happy in this shitty life…and who dances around the kitchen while doing normal wife things…not knowing she is being filmed…while being cute as hell when she does realize it… You see I am not into married chicks at all, sure I fuck em, but their general demeanour depresses me…and moms, I mean moms are some of the angriest bitches around…all tired and not as hot as they used to be…but this women, she’s just a victim of her surroundings, you know the suburban plague of getting married because that’s what you do…but she just rolls with it and I find it inspirational…and you should use this when trying to find a wife of your own…because at least with a good wife…your shitty life will be better…it’s a mistake I realize I made everyday I pray my wife chokes on her sandwich…

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Jessica Alba Shopping with a Friend in a Little Dress of the Day

There are two hot things going on here that I like…. One is that happily married chicks are porno to me….especially when they are as hot as Jessica Alba….because there is no such thing as happily married…and the slight chance that she’d cheat on her husand inspires me…cuz dating married chicks is like dating the terminally ill…it is short lived and full of passion…so you never get locked in or really have to deal with the bullshit….cuz everyone knows where they stand and that it is all just about fucking before it is too late… The other is the hot friend who isn’t Jessica Alba but who wants to be and every night asks herself why she wasn’t so lucky…resenting her everytime they hang but using it as a chance to out dress her and show off her body that didn’t have two kids so that all eyes are on her for once….It is the competitive nature of being a woman….a competitive nature that I know fucks with this girl’s self esteem hard…and makes her willing to fuck subpar men to feel good about herself…and that works for me….in fact that’s the only reason I’ve had sex.

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Jessica Alba Shopping with a Friend in a Little Dress of the Day