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Jessica Alba Shopping with a Friend in a Little Dress of the Day

There are two hot things going on here that I like…. One is that happily married chicks are porno to me….especially when they are as hot as Jessica Alba….because there is no such thing as happily married…and the slight chance that she’d cheat on her husand inspires me…cuz dating married chicks is like dating the terminally ill…it is short lived and full of passion…so you never get locked in or really have to deal with the bullshit….cuz everyone knows where they stand and that it is all just about fucking before it is too late… The other is the hot friend who isn’t Jessica Alba but who wants to be and every night asks herself why she wasn’t so lucky…resenting her everytime they hang but using it as a chance to out dress her and show off her body that didn’t have two kids so that all eyes are on her for once….It is the competitive nature of being a woman….a competitive nature that I know fucks with this girl’s self esteem hard…and makes her willing to fuck subpar men to feel good about herself…and that works for me….in fact that’s the only reason I’ve had sex.

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Jessica Alba Shopping with a Friend in a Little Dress of the Day

Rihanna in Her Bikini and Other Rihanna Updates of the Day

Rihanna the slut….was in her bikini this past weekend cuz she’s back in Hawaii, you know cuz she’s from Barbados so a getaway for her is heading anywhere but the Caribbean…and she posted the above picture to twitter…of her and a paparazzi she’s decided to fuck around with…you know breaking down that wall that usually exists between the star and the paparazzi…making them perform like her dancing monkeys because that’s essentially what they are….willing to do anything for the shot….and it is about time someone does this…cuz you know what…the celebs have the power to destroy the paparazzi…all they have to do is release their own pics of themselves for fucking free….for all of us to use…. Here’s another picture that she posted….not sure if it is her….but it sure as hell would make sense if it was… Here she is in some Behind Scenes video…showing off her body….that dropped last week And that concludes the Rihanna update I don’t care about and hope you don’t care about either. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Rihanna in Her Bikini and Other Rihanna Updates of the Day