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Halloween Round Up Part 2 of the Day

Halloween Round is still going on in Canada, at least in Montreal, because the Mayor decided the weather was bad….and that November 1st was a better day for Halloween, playing God or some shit…so I get to see moms in slutty outfits talking their babies out for candy, despite candy being sugar and thus the devil in this organic quinoa celery juice state and more addictive than heroin in this medicated addict state, and full of waste from single use packaging on fun size candy in this environmentally friendly state….and moms in slutty outfits are fun cuz I know they’ve been cummed in…. I assume that bars and clubs and parties are still doing Halloween this weekend, why wouldn’t they milk it…Halloween after halloween cuz girls don’t dress slutty enough on the daily, even though I’ve seen the coffee shop girl’s nips and ass at least 40 times…last week…girls are whores…but this way they can be thematic whores…whores with a pop culture reference beyond “I saw it on instagram”… So Halloween not deat..here are celebs in Halloween action… Ashley James Bella Thorne Zoey Deutch and Nina Dobrev Vanessa Hudgens Stella Hudgens Sophie Simmons Sofia Richie Paige Spiranac Miley Cyrus Miley with her new “boyfriend” Mariah Carey Madison Beer Madelaine Petsch Lottie Moss Loren Gray Lais Ribeiro Kylie Jenner Kourtney Kardashian Kim Kardashian as Reese Witherspoon Jordyn Jones Jessica Alba January Jones Jade Chynoweth Heidi Klum Gigi Hadid Elsa Hosk HOT as Natalie Portman as a stripper in Closer Elle Fanning Elizabeth Hurley Demi Rose Brie Larson Ariel Winter JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Halloween Round Up Part 2 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Seen On The Scene: Chloe x Halle, Zendaya And More At Fox’s Teen Choice Awards

Source: @ParisaMichelle / SplashNews.com / Splash News Fox Hosts Their Teen Choice Awards At The Hermosa Beach Pier Fox hosted their Teen Choice Awards Sunday at the Hermosa Beach Pier and some of our favorite young stars showed up, including sister act singer/actresses Chloe and Halle Bailey. Source: PMA/AdMedia / SplashNews / Splash News “Euphoria” star Zendaya also looked cute and casual in this shirtdress. Check out more photos below:

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BFF Goals: Gabrielle Union And Jessica Alba Put Their Friendship To The Test [Video]

Source: Dominik Bindl / Getty Jessica Alba and Gabrielle Union Take A Friendship Test Gabrielle Union and Jessica Alba star together in L.A.’s Finest , but even before working on this project together, their friendship has been a longtime in the making. Long before these ladies were as close as they are now, they always had mutual friends telling them how much alike they are. Once they finally met–it was love at first sight. To put their friendship to the test, Jessica and Gabrielle joined the people over at Glamour to take part in some exercises to prove just how close they really are. Catch the video dow below to see these two stare into each others’ eyes, give one another compliments, mirror each others’ dance moves, and more.

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Celebrity Cribs: Jessica Alba Opens Up Her $10 Million Los Angeles Home So That We Can Be Nosy [Video]

Source: Slaven Vlasic / Getty Jessica Alba Gives Tour Of Her Los Angeles Home Jessica Alba was nice enough to let Architectural Digest inside her incredible $10 million Los Angeles home so that our nosy azzes can have a look at how she’s livin’. Everything from the custom fireplace, to the laundry room, to the his and hers bathroom is on full display for our viewing pleasure. Press play below to enter her not-so-humble abode. Must. Be. NICE.

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Jessica Alba Old Mom Knees to Mouth Foot Fetish and Pussy Mound of the Day

Jessica Alba is on the media publicity tour for some show that she’s on because that’s what self absorbed actors do… Alba, who has never really made it as an actor, but had a huge celebrity for being hot in shit movies….but used that celebrity to launch some brand she likely had nothing to do with other than hang out at the office and pretend to work there to make it seem legit…when it wasn’t legit..it was a long drawn out brand deal that got bitch paid as a tech tycoon and retail tycoon with her massive brand.. But that doesn’t feed her ego, her urning to be an actress…so she’s back at that…still looking good at her old fucking age…and here are her feet that you know people are jerking off to cuz foot fetishes are real… The post Jessica Alba Old Mom Knees to Mouth Foot Fetish and Pussy Mound of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Nicola Peltz Panties of the Day

Nicola Peltz has a rocking fucking body, and I guess she should thanks to being the daughter of a billionaire. IT’s safe to assume her mom is some hot gold digger, since dude is in his 80s and hot chicks like old dudes in their 80s to breed with…. SHe is a product of his later in life marriage / sex….a good way to keep his genetics going forward in an attractive and rich as fuck way… This girl is all thanks to his hard work in finance, owning all the businesses that made the family empire worth so much, including but not limited to Dr Pepper… Yes…She is Dr Pepper’s baby….Some Warren Buffet shit…that this little body gets to benefit from. Not only can daddy finance movies she gets to be in, or vacations she gets to go on, and mansions she gets to live in.. But he can also finance panties and the selfie cam that takes those selfies… PANTIES! The post Nicola Peltz Panties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jessica Alba in a Bra of the Day

Here is some Jessica Alba in a bra doing click bait…for a new show because she’s decided to get herself back on tv for her ego. It is probably a show she produced because she took a break from her terrible acting…that only happened because movies need the hot half Mexican chick. Build a wall around that national security risk Pussy that for sure has herpes….so that she never escapes you. Fuck yeah. Anyways, she is rich from her brand she pretends to run because they give her an office. She’s back to acting. She’s a mom Of many children and she’s doing her most sleazy and perverted role…tits out…but not her most sleazy thing in life because bitch has an open marriage and fucks all kinds of people. Google it. You don’t become Jessica Alba with her level of fame from not fucking. Here is the video JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jessica Alba in a Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Oh God No….of the Day

Here’s some Katy Perry in a bathing suit…looking exactly like I’d expect Katy Perry to look in a bikini…which is pretty fucking vile…not surprising since she’s consistently been disgusting since her career took off…sure some of you fucking pervert weirdos fell into her marketing lie and loved her tits…but you’re all fucking idiots influenced by the media and pop culture who should be taken out back and shot for making people like this think they are hot…or a thing…when they are disgusting. That bottom half is seriously mom at a resort who never wears a bathing suit but is trying cuz they saved all year for this trip…..only katy Perry is rich and has no fucking excuse. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Oh God No….of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Megan Fox Plastic Face of the Day

Nothing says boxing day, I don’t know if there is Boxing day in the USA, it’s I guess our Black Friday, a day to get deals or to return the shitty gifts your granny got you, and I figure that the best way to celebrate Boxing Day is looking at pictures of Megan Fox…..who looks like she’s a plastic doll that you’d find in a box, but not in a good way, more in a corpse that has been filled up with embalming fluid that it has a resemblance to what it once was for all the people in the funeral home to remember her by…but what do you expect from some overhyped tits from Hollywood…who didn’t ever have any talent and were never hardly compelling…I mean she coulda done the Jessica Alba and create a billion dollar business with her fame and other people’s business skills….or in her case pump out a dozen kids with the dude from 90210….and girl is just trying to stay hot…it’s not her fault she’s jacking up her face like she always had…keeping up appearances when you’re aged as fuck takes face injections….and lots of it…this is the embodiment of that…but I guess you could go on social media and see all the girls doing the Megan Fox better than Megan fox is cuz they aren’t in their 40s… The post Megan Fox Plastic Face of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Eiza Gonzalez is Hot of the Day

If you google Eiza Gonzalez, you will find some Mexican Actress who is in America thanks to being rich, or being connected thanks to her Mexican career….you know jumping the wall and living in America Illegally, stealing your jobs as an Actress, rather than doing the jobs you don’t want to do like chambermaid at the hotel, cuz she’s rich and above that…you see there are rich people in Mexico and not just the drug cartels…and those rich people can hire lawyers and get USA visas to live and work….legally…. If you google Eiza Gonzalez, you’ll see all the fucking plastic surgery she’s got to rebuild herself like all these plastic whores are doing…and for some reason…she got real good work done and doesn’t look like a muppet Kardashian…which may be why people go to Mexico for that Discount surgery shit….you know those butt implants in back alleys getting Staph Infection erotica…cuz you know how fucking desperate these idiots are to be hot…that they are willing to do that to themselves…it is hilarious…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Eiza Gonzalez is Hot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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