How about a caption this contest that no one will participate because I am here alone… It’d be a good pic to have you all write your silly little captions too…you know like were were in the late 90s when caption this contests were a thing…. You could say something like “Looks like Heidi and Seal back together and they’ve released a sex tape”… Or maybe “Heidi Klum, the Victoria’s Secret model sucking on a cow’s tit until it squirts in her face….” Or some “fresh from the source..Heidi demonstrate her recipe to stay young…looking as good as she does at 56 isn’t actually some Hitler Eugenics…but rather direct from the TEET milk…as seen on GOOP”….. I don’t fucking know, but I know seeing any white substance on some titty models face squirting at her like a german fetish porn….is great entertainment….it’s just too bad it’s not being squirt on her tits. I don’t do captions. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Heidi Klum Squirt Fetish of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Are Jessica Alba’s mom of three tits still exciting to you now that she’s old as fuck? I think the only compelling or interesting thing about her, is that she got involved in a brand that became worth billions of dollars, thanks to a team she was part of….not because she’s smart but because she used her celebrity of being a terrible actress, but a hot terrible actress to her advantage…it’s always annoying to see celebrities, like a Lohan, who was the biggest name for the longest time, unable to leverage that name to cash the fuck in cuz her head is up her ass. Instagram sluts are getting rich of bikini brands and fucking cosmetic brands…there are a lot of people with credit cards out there who are easily manipulated into giving their credit card because they are being told to by some celeb name they recognize from some shitty movie… I guess the other compelling thing about her is her tits….that she has out…but she’s old as fuck…and I appreciate the whole concept of new pussy, especially when it comes to what I am looking at on the internet, cuz who needs old tired shit we’ve already seen enough of…who has her pussy banged the fuck out from a life in Hollywood and kids….breeder 1/2 Mexican scammers…you know… FOR MORE PHOTOS FROM THE PEOPLES CHOICE AWARDS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jessica Alba Mom TIts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Source: John D. Kisch/Separate Cinema Archive / Getty In an Instagram post that racked up over 2 million views in just one hour Will Smith announced that Bad Boys 4 Life the third installment in the Bad Boys franchise has begun filming. Will stated in his Instagram post, “Yo, I’m telling Y’all this is crazy, Wait. Just wait. It’s official, It’s official baby. Bad Boy III is happening It’s official.” The script for the movie has been done for over a year now, but as we exclusively reported back in June of 2017 that the film was placed on hold for Will to film a Disney project which turned out to be the rumored Aladdin. Well, the movie wrapped filming earlier this year. Throw in some time for Will to celebrate his birthday by bungee jumping out of a helicopter for his 50th birthday now it’s time to get this film done. Jerry Bruckheimer told us last year, “The script is very good and very funny.” Well, it looks like all the cards are falling into place as Variety reported last month, that a new draft of the script was approved by the producers, and Sony was aiming to begin filming in 2019. So it seems like the time is right for the film to begin production now, Jerry explains that will all the talent involved, “you have to try to grab them at the right moment.” “If we’re going to make another ‘Bad Boys’ after 15 years, it’s got to be next-level great,” said Columbia Pictures president Sanford Panitch, as reported in Variety. Sony is confident this movie will work, especially after the success of Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle pulled in close to a billion dollars, 20 years after the first one movie was released. Paul Dergarabedian, a senior media analyst with ComScore said, “There are built-in recognition and affection for a brand and you know the premise has worked in the past.” He told Variety that was one of the benefits of remakes. Sony is also trying to create new franchises as well with Venon and December’s Miles Morales movie about a Black Spider-Man in the animated film, Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse” A Bad Boys spinoff TV series from Sony Pictures TV called LA Finest was originally slated for NBC but was picked up by Charter Communications for 13 episodes, with each one being an hour long that stars Gabrielle Union and Jessica Alba. Bad Boys 4 Life is scheduled to be released in 2020.
Source: John D. Kisch/Separate Cinema Archive / Getty In an Instagram post that racked up over 2 million views in just one hour Will Smith announced that Bad Boys 4 Life the third installment in the Bad Boys franchise has begun filming. Will stated in his Instagram post, “Yo, I’m telling Y’all this is crazy, Wait. Just wait. It’s official, It’s official baby. Bad Boy III is happening It’s official.” The script for the movie has been done for over a year now, but as we exclusively reported back in June of 2017 that the film was placed on hold for Will to film a Disney project which turned out to be the rumored Aladdin. Well, the movie wrapped filming earlier this year. Throw in some time for Will to celebrate his birthday by bungee jumping out of a helicopter for his 50th birthday now it’s time to get this film done. Jerry Bruckheimer told us last year, “The script is very good and very funny.” Well, it looks like all the cards are falling into place as Variety reported last month, that a new draft of the script was approved by the producers, and Sony was aiming to begin filming in 2019. So it seems like the time is right for the film to begin production now, Jerry explains that will all the talent involved, “you have to try to grab them at the right moment.” “If we’re going to make another ‘Bad Boys’ after 15 years, it’s got to be next-level great,” said Columbia Pictures president Sanford Panitch, as reported in Variety. Sony is confident this movie will work, especially after the success of Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle pulled in close to a billion dollars, 20 years after the first one movie was released. Paul Dergarabedian, a senior media analyst with ComScore said, “There are built-in recognition and affection for a brand and you know the premise has worked in the past.” He told Variety that was one of the benefits of remakes. Sony is also trying to create new franchises as well with Venon and December’s Miles Morales movie about a Black Spider-Man in the animated film, Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse” A Bad Boys spinoff TV series from Sony Pictures TV called LA Finest was originally slated for NBC but was picked up by Charter Communications for 13 episodes, with each one being an hour long that stars Gabrielle Union and Jessica Alba. Bad Boys 4 Life is scheduled to be released in 2020.
This is an older photoshoot of Caity Lotz…I don’t know how old it is, but it’s making the rounds because I guess she posted one of the pics on her feed for attention, girls need that boost from likes when they aren’t feeling cute, so they post photoshop pics and wait for the feedback… It’s amazing how lame it really is, I follow 7500 chicks on instagram, and their feed is legitimately just them posting pics of themselves posing, or being sexy, topless, or half naked, like some kind of softcore porn magazine, and it’s disturbing knowing that these people are scrambling to shoot hot pics of themselves…often times for no reason other than to show the world how hot they are…and I guess that applies to Caity Lotz too… If you don’t know who Caity Lotz is, she’s on the show Arrow. I have never seen Arrow, I don’t know if it is still on TV, I just know it’s one of those nerd comic book shows produced by the Canadians who did Battlestar Galactica and other low budget, cheesy shit, that people seem to like….it’s a genre I guess… More interestingly, she was a Dancer, touring with Avril Lavigne and Lady Gaga, starring in music videos…so I consider her a failed stripper…I mean any dancer who makes it is a stripper who never was…and this shoot is the proof she had it in her, even it it never was. The post Caity Lotz in Some Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
This is hardly a nip slip…but apparently it’s a nip slip…pulled directly from Jessica Alba’s youtube feed, which is interesting because she’s never been topless in a movie, even though at one time she was the one girl who people wanted to see naked in a movie, the token hot chick, that didn’t matter if she could act or not, what mattered was that guys wanted to jerk off to her…so she got the job…..a celebrity she leveraged into a billion dollar brand of household mom products, because I guess her fans grew with her, got knocked up with her, and wanted to buy household products endorsed and sold by her, even if they are a lie or a scam…. Maybe Alba is reclaiming her tits, like she was Jennifer Lawrence trying to explain why she’s topless in her new movie, and making it about the leaked / hacked nudes, to get sympathy from the fact that she got off to people getting off to her tits and she actually wanted to give them more….there is NO doubt in my mind that any celebrity, who pretends they are in it for the art of pretending to be someone else, is not actually there for the guys jerking off to her, and the money, you know… Or maybe it’s an accident… Or maybe these aren’t her nipples, and this free the nipple shit, isn’t even nipples, but shadows….who knows what these breast feeding moms are up to….not me. I don’t have the answers. The post Jessica Alba’s Nip Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Natalie Gulbis is a LPGA golfer who has been on the circuit for 17 years. I don’t watch LPGA golfing, or any golf because it bores me.. I don’t like golf as a game, or concept and the dudes who are all about golf are the bros I try to avoid…who you may be. I do not find the sport to be a sport, sure there’s skill involved, but walking around with a bunch of white dudes in dumb outfits hitting a ball into a hole seems like a waste of fucking time, and even pretty fucking gay cuz there’s no pussy…I mean unless you’ve got this old thang in on it… So golf hate or not, I don’t mind golf tits, even if it’s 17 years too late The post Natalie Gulbis LPGA Old Timer in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Jessica Alba’s got the fat ass stomach and titties….because she’s part Mexican and pregnant…which means she should be 300 more pounds than this… She’s not hot, because she’s pregnant really, but also because she’s old… I never really understood her hype, she wasn’t anything interesting or talented and she didn’t ever do any really solid movies, but she’s famous as fuck, probably a terrible fucking human…but she’s breeding and that’s exiciting, I mean not really, but maybe some of you perverts want to see her spawns in 18 years….you know prepping for the level of fucked up they’ll be..especially now that she’s a billionaire… Either way, alba, who gives a fuck and why am I putting these up….milk filled tits? Ok. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ready To Drop Alba of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Jessica Alba’s got the fat ass….because she’s part Mexican and pregnant…which means she should be 300 more pounds than this… I wonder if all her kids are with this dude, or if she still fucks him while she’s not fucking the other more famous people who fuck her – where he is just the porn husband, purse holder, she turns to for support when the other men upset her, you know how these egotistical women are…they are assholes and they all need a floor mat of a dude who is happy enough knowing he’s bred with Alba, even though she’s a cunt. TO SEE CELEBS IN COSTUME CLICK HERE The post Jessica Alba’s Halloween Booty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Ariel Winter practiced her second amendment right to carry arms as an American…because why not…or because I guess she’s trying to be menacing in that she doesn’t want to be fucked with and will take action… Or maybe she doesn’t want the farmer to slaughter her, so she’s packing heat, this evolution thing is real..soon the Monkeys will rule the world…with the help of the pigs…because pigs are known to be pretty smart… Whether she’s a pig or human hybrid or not…she’s clearly got mental issues from being exploited by her mom…so this will end interestlingly… Haters gonna Hate and She’s Gonna Kill… The post Pig Ariel Winter with Guns of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
