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Megan Fox Plastic Face of the Day

Posted on December 27, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nothing says boxing day, I don’t know if there is Boxing day in the USA, it’s I guess our Black Friday, a day to get deals or to return the shitty gifts your granny got you, and I figure that the best way to celebrate Boxing Day is looking at pictures of Megan Fox…..who looks like she’s a plastic doll that you’d find in a box, but not in a good way, more in a corpse that has been filled up with embalming fluid that it has a resemblance to what it once was for all the people in the funeral home to remember her by…but what do you expect from some overhyped tits from Hollywood…who didn’t ever have any talent and were never hardly compelling…I mean she coulda done the Jessica Alba and create a billion dollar business with her fame and other people’s business skills….or in her case pump out a dozen kids with the dude from 90210….and girl is just trying to stay hot…it’s not her fault she’s jacking up her face like she always had…keeping up appearances when you’re aged as fuck takes face injections….and lots of it…this is the embodiment of that…but I guess you could go on social media and see all the girls doing the Megan Fox better than Megan fox is cuz they aren’t in their 40s… The post Megan Fox Plastic Face of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Avril Lavigne Album Cover Shoot of the Day

Posted on November 6, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

You are the skater boy….I said see ya later boy is the best way I can describe this photoshoot of Avril Lavigne, who in case you aren’t in your 40s, you will know was a fetish to perverts everywhere…so much so that when she was a teenager..she was exported from a mall in Canada to a mall in the USA…where she would live a decade and make a lot of money during that decade…as the embodiment of mall culture in America….despite her music being shit.. I guess an older, wiser, more sophisticated version of her has come out with a new Album…and this is the Album art…there are no weird hair color streaks, tattoos, EMO SCENE KID outfits, nipples, nudity…no “stripped” version of her…just a mom going to a PTA looking version of her since she is that age and may even have a kid with that Nickelback guy she married…. I feel obligated as Canadian owned media to cover some Canadian content I just wish it was more naked…I mean I don’t know how to write about a bitch in clothing anymore…there’s no nipples to caption and do my “voiceover” to…just totally uninspiring…which I guess you’d expect by the human embodiment of the mall… The post Avril Lavigne Album Cover Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Nude Model Tessa Kuragi of the Day

Posted on June 14, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know what this artsy bullshit is…but I know it’s got tits…and tits are the only kind of art I accept – because it’s the best excuse to get tits…so while all art is over inflated bullshit – lies based on marketing and art gallery scams…lies…but a good platform to get people, usually rich kids to label the way they waste their times, and more importantly to show their tits… Her name is Tessa Kuragi and her INSTAGRAM has….this amazing picture… A picture that this shoot doesn’t include…and that this shoot isn’t as insteresting as, but it does have the aggressive feminist looking Tessa Kuragi, who like so many other nude models showing tits, in wigs, tied up, spreading their vaginas because it is empowering to own their sexuality – because they are so edgy and amazing… in their mind, their circle of people sucking up to them….because their are piles of these people around…all encouraging each other to show off their tits…covered in paint…or other things…that only artists understand – because I’m no artist – but I do know a tit being shows for the sake when I see one… I’m not hating, do what makes you happy – as long as what you do shows me tit. The post Nude Model Tessa Kuragi of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jean Campbell Hip for W Magazine of the Day

Posted on June 14, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know who or what Jean Campbell is, but she’s in W magazine, so I guess she’s an up and comer who probably has nude pics out there, but I am too lazy to dig into the internet to find her tits, she hasn’t seduced me enough to put in work. I just like the vibe of this photoshoot, it’s hip and happeing, young and fresh, instagram filter colored like the kids are into, relevant, now…current, everything…life just happened for us…and Jean Campbell in a one piece was the embodiment of that… I guess I like this because it feels like a happier time…in a happier suburban place…out of movie…where on the surface white trash was happy in their middle of the road life…while everyone was being raped…or doing the raping….in the back garden shed after football practice…or some shit.. Maybe that’s not why I like it at all… The post Jean Campbell Hip for W Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Krista White: America’s Next Top Model Winner

Posted on May 13, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If self-serving blow hard Tyra Banks had her way, she’d name herself America’s Next Top Model every year. Fortunately, that’s against this show’s rules, which meant good things for Krista White last night. The 26-year-old from Pine Bluff, Arkansas beat out Raina Hein in the finals and was reduced to tears when her name was announced as the winner. “I can’t believe it. I want to pinch myself,” said White. “Nobody thought it would be me. For me, to be from the small Pine Bluff with maybe 100 or something people where nobody ever leaves. It’s amazing … I’m excited I’m America’s Next Top Model.” Of course, someone has to tell Angela that the competition is over – and she lost. “I know America loves me,” the self-promoting finalist said after being eliminated. “Even though I’m not in the final two, I’m still America’s Next Top Model.” Except that you aren’t. Banks referred to White as “the embodiment of a top model.” As the winner, she receives a contract with Wilhelmina Models; a $100,000 contract with CoverGirl cosmetics; and a six-page spread in Seventeen . Were you happy Krista won?

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Christina Aguilera is Still On Set of the Day

Posted on January 12, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I hate when people defend actors. They tell me how hard their jobs are and how many hours they put into the shit, when I know that all they do is remember a handful of fucking lines they are about to shoot, and spend the rest of their time on set either repeating themselves until it is perfect, or sitting in their trailer doing blow, playing videogames, or pretending they are so fucking great while fucking groupies in front of the mirror, all while getting paid millions of dollars….I think the fact that Christina Aguilera was cast to be in a movie just proves that anyone can act and that everyone has what it takes, it doesn’t take years of training or any of that shit, you just need to know how to read or have someone next to you tell you the lines you have to say

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Pheobe Price Clownin’ of the Day

Posted on January 12, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This just in….Phoebe Price is a fucking joke. No wait…we already knew that…. Pics via Fame

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Megan Fox in Lingerie for Armani of the Day

Posted on January 12, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know most of you don’t realize that Megan Fox is a piece of fucking tash who is holding onto her title as the hottest pussy in hollywood as hard as she can. I know you have her pictures on your desktops and stapled to your pillow cases to feel like you wake up with your angel every morning.

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