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Avril Lavigne Album Cover Shoot of the Day

You are the skater boy….I said see ya later boy is the best way I can describe this photoshoot of Avril Lavigne, who in case you aren’t in your 40s, you will know was a fetish to perverts everywhere…so much so that when she was a teenager..she was exported from a mall in Canada to a mall in the USA…where she would live a decade and make a lot of money during that decade…as the embodiment of mall culture in America….despite her music being shit.. I guess an older, wiser, more sophisticated version of her has come out with a new Album…and this is the Album art…there are no weird hair color streaks, tattoos, EMO SCENE KID outfits, nipples, nudity…no “stripped” version of her…just a mom going to a PTA looking version of her since she is that age and may even have a kid with that Nickelback guy she married…. I feel obligated as Canadian owned media to cover some Canadian content I just wish it was more naked…I mean I don’t know how to write about a bitch in clothing anymore…there’s no nipples to caption and do my “voiceover” to…just totally uninspiring…which I guess you’d expect by the human embodiment of the mall… The post Avril Lavigne Album Cover Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Demi Rose Nude Shoot of the Day

Demi Rose, is some chick who I guess fucks the editors at the Daily Mail, because people I know who read the Daily Mail, or at least watch their snaps on snapchat, which is still a thing, always send me posts on her, and I know nothing about her, other than that she’s some gutter looking Kardashian, with a fat ass and face titties, from the UK, who I guess is a call girl, or porn chick, on the Sugar Baby circuit, possibly now getting paid because of all her followers, but clearly a fucking sex worker… This is some hyped up nude shoot she did that I feel obligated to post…even though I still don’t know what her deal is, or why she’s got so many followers, this look isn’t that hot, but I guess dudes like anything that look like jacked up comic book characters……so cheesy, photoshopped, weird looking…fake….but I guess people are into it…so here is her bullshit. The post Demi Rose Nude Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kate Moss Never Wears a Bikini Top of the Day

Kate Moss is probably around 100 years old and has been modelling for at least 4 decades at this point…so seeing her topless at the beach is nothing really exciting or new…because she does this every time she is in a bikini…she’s European like that…not to mention she’s been topless in her modelling since the 90s…so these nipples are like an old friend or ex girlfriend…and like old friends they are boring to hang out with, you kinda hate what they have become, and you try to avoid them when they call you for the 10th time and you feel obligated to answer, but they bring a level of normalcy and comfort to your life, consistency, even though they are now just older and fatter and less interesting than they once were…and you already fucked them in their prime…but you’ll still keep them around…cuz that’s what life is about…never turning your back on a set of tits…even if you really want to… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Elle Macpherson Mom Jeans, Mom Cameltoe, Mom Pussy, Mom of the Day

If anyone actually read my site, they’d know that in 1989, Elle Macpherson introduced me to bikini models. Prior to that, I was just a clueless immigrant too busy fucking the handicap fat girl on my block, cuz she seduced me and who was I to say no…. I basically got my hands on a VHS of the SI Swimsuit edition, and bitch looked amazing, and as far as I’m concerned, she still does, especially when her mom pussy eats her mom jeans and makes a mom cametoe, cuz it reminds me that she’s got genitalsI once stayed up late to jerk off to, hoping not to get caught in the foster home I was living in, even though she’s old. I am just that commited to her.

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Halle Berry Slutting Out of the Day

What a slut. I don’t even know who this Billy Dee Williams character is, but bitch is up on him like he’s some kind of movie producer, or maybe someone who paved the way for her to launch her career when no one wanted a white girl locked in a black girl’s body…we could speculate about this shit all day, but I’d rather just look at her tits…

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Rihanna Showing off some Titty and Showing off Some Legs of the Day

Rihanna is such a slut… Legs…. Tits…. This is the kind of shit that makes Beyonce a jealous, insecure cunt who hits the gym, gets what look like implants, all to secure her position as Jay Z’s number 1 ho….cuz you can’t take the gully crackwhore out of the bitch….even if she’s all rich and called a Diva and shit…

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Nicole Richie Bikini Pictures of the Day

I am torn…and I am not talking about my asshole, it wasn’t that kind of prison rape from unhealthy constipated shit day, I’m talking about on a deep rooted hatred for Nicole Richie…. Not only have I had the unfortuante opportunity to hang out in the same room as her one club night 6 years ago I was invited to, where I first hand experienced her uninteresting, shy, snobby, insecure, cunt behavior, that may have stemmed from trying to steal her cellular, or that could be cuz she thought she was superior to everyone in the room, you know cuz she was adopted by Lionel Richel, like little Orphan Annie or some shit… But I also think she’s ugly… So whenever any of her shit comes up, I feel obligated to ignore it, but when the bikini pics hit, I feel obligated to post it.. So don’t let this shit confuse you, I definitely hate Nicole Richie and anxiously await her drug overdose cuz of guilt she feels for killing DJ AM….Fingers are crossed. To See The Rest of this Troll in a Bikini FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Cintia Dicker for American Eagle Outfitters of the Day

Model Cintia Dicker was in her panties, bikinis, topless, prouncing around an old cabin, for American Eagle Outfitters…and I’m pretty fucking impressed and shocked that shitty discount brands are out producing high concept campaigns that are better than the shit you see with this faggy pretentious fashion shit that fashionista posers wouldn’t be caught dead wearing… I love the mainstream swallowing up all that is sacred in a bullshit scene. Lovin’ this shit…but maybe cuz I’ve already posted Cintia Dicker’s Tits , so I know what I am dealing with.

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Jessica Alba for Vogue Italia of the Day

Jessica Alba too a bad decision and decided to make it worse by doing it again. I am talking about pregnancy. I get the whole strategy to keep your significant other who is trying to escape your cunt diva behavior by making him feel obligated to be a good dad, and I get the insecurities and daddy issues a Mexican American who made it famous has, but I still think it shoulda have waited til her peak was over….she got arrogant, figured work would always be there, but it wasn’t so instead of stopping at one chile, I guess cuz the damage was done, she’s onto another one, but luckily she’s got nannies so it doesn’t burden her life in anyway….it just burdens her twat… The only good that has come is that with all the poking and proding by the doctors with her vagina, and the lack of work she’s been able to get, she’s far more inclined to get naked in movies…so the future of Alba is gonna be far more naked…and that’s good enough even if she’s not at her prime…

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Mila Kunis Shows Off Her Tits Culkin of the Day

I don’t know where these Mila Kunis pictures are from, but I do know that I have a thing for Mila Kunis. She is the reason I made it through a Russell Brand movie. She is the reason I used to get hard watching Family Guy. She is the reason I watched That 70s Show and almost liked it. There’s just something mystical about Mila Kunis and that thing is not the fact that she is engaged to Michael Jackson’s emotionally distraught, confused, drugged up ex-child star…. Macaulay Culkin managing to convince her into his bedroom despite his probably AIDS dick, is the one thing that is wrong with her, I mean sure, their relationship means she’s loyal and not too picky, doesn’t mind people who don’t shower and that she has no issue running after her childhood dreams and that she gets what she sets her mind to, even if that thing isn’t reaching for the stars, but I just hope she just feel obligated to be there for Macaulay Culkin since no one else is, in some friendship and maternal way, since he’s gay. The whole thing is unfortunate, but her showing off her tits for some male attention that she’s not getting at home is really one of the best things in Hollywood according to me, which isn’t saying much, but it’s saying something.

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