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Elsa Hosk Smoking Cigarettes for the Kids and For Love and Lemons of the Day

Elsa Hosk is best served naked… She’s a Swedish Candice Swanepoel replacement, working for Victoria’s Secret because Candice is on Maternity leave, starving her baby weight off her so that she can get back into being overpaid for being a hot skinny tall chick..but she’s as old as Candice, which is weird…She also launched her career as a willing to get naked model, who is a great model as far as I’m concerned….what other kind of model would you want….at least for masturbation purposes which is my only use for models… She’s been recruited by the lovely and talented ladies who produce the For Love and Lemons line, that is usually styled awesome and interestingly, but for some reason they are using the mall brand’s girls to promote their dresses, despite being known for their lingerie, in what I guess is their way of being competitive of being on the mall brand’s level…but that I see as totally backwards since when I see Elsa Hosk…all I think is the bigger, evil mall brand… Not to mention they had her smoking, which pisses me off, especially for a california brand, smoking kills…and despite hating people…and knowing that people smoke…especially models trying to suppress their appetites…it makes me sick…it smells…it’s ghetto trailer trash shit…all I see is straight up pig stripper girls when I see a cigarette busted out….if you’re gonna smoke anything…be serious about it and go for the meth, crack, free base, heroin, even weed…there are options far more gangster than supporting evil tobacco companies like idiots.. This is disgusting, Elsa Hosk isn’t naked and is overpaid to do this…giving her an ego we hate….and she’s getting too old to be excited about…fuck 27 year olds..bring me 21 year old new blood…thanks in advance For Love and Lemons The post Elsa Hosk Smoking Cigarettes for the Kids and For Love and Lemons of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jaime King’s Got the Worst Bathing Suit of the Day

Jaime King must be hiding her track marks from when she was a heroin addict with her photographer boyfriend who ended up dying from the heroin…back when she was a model…rockin’ that skinny heroin chic of the late 90s…because she is that old… She’s also hiding her stomach, because she’s likely got a mangled stomach, probably from c-section scars or just from making babies, as babies destroy a motherfucker’s body..including pussy…and sex appeal and it’s just part of the many reasons you shouldn’t breed..along with kids are ungrateful parasites that mooch off you in every way, that don’t care about you or value you, because you’re expected to be nice to them…. Either way, she’s a terrible actress, totally insincere, but she’s made it work for her…even if you can’t name anything she’s been in, you probably remember her tits in fashion shoots back in the days of internet celebrity nudity gallery sites…that got me into this bullshit in the first place.. She looks so old and beat up…because I guess she is…things end…it happens…nothing is forever…but at least it happened…at least that’s probably what she’s thinking as she’s at the Four Seasons…all rich and fancy…and easily forgotten. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jaime King’s Got the Worst Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elle Macpherson Comeback Tour of the Day

Little known fact that no one cares about – but I’ll tell you about it anyway – because that’s just the kind of repetitive old man with a very boring, depressing, repetitive life, filled with a fat wife who is never full and self medicating as I go through it because it makes shit more fun…. Is that Elle Macpherson is the first model I remember actively jerking off to. I mean it could have happened before her, I didn’t lose my jerking off virginity to her, because there was jerking off pre Elle Macpherson, but I was a 18 or 19 year old and got my hands on some 25th Anniversary video of Sports Illustrated Swim – which at the time was a big deal and she was in it – her first year…all cute and fun and Australian at the peak of Australian hype….1989 motherfuckers…a lifetime, not an exciting or good lifetime for me…but a pretty decent one for her as she’s married to some billionaire and still looks like a hot Elle Macpherson….in her fucking 50s..it’s just crazy but I’d like to say I called it…not that I followed the career that closely, but just comparing this Elle shoot and over all existence to my jerking off to her… makes it pretty fucking clear….always a goddess and forever…that her comeback tour may involve bringing my Elle Macpherson targeted cumming back…we’re so in sync, and she’s Justin Timberlake… Here’s her tits in a bra being flashed or soemthing – and I think I am still in love with her… A video posted by Elle Macpherson (@ellemacphersonofficial) on Oct 19, 2016 at 11:47pm PDT The post Elle Macpherson Comeback Tour of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elle Macpherson in a Bikini of the Day

Elle Macpherson is 100 years old..and still looks amazing… She was one of the original models I jerked off to in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit back in 1988….an era when Australia was hot, Crocodile Dundee was the shit and, people were into Kangaroos and Elle Macpherson was the hottest thing Australia had to offer… I guess she’s still doing it…because along with marrying really rich dudes, she’s still a fucking model at her core, and she represents something that will never exist again. A model, who is famous for being a model, without all the instagram bullshit that people use to value models today…fascinating.. The post Elle Macpherson in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elle Macpherson’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day

The first model I remember jerking off to was Elle Macpherson. It was 1989, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit was awesome and celebrating their 25th year. They released a VHS tape and I watched the shit out of it. I assume their was at least one nipple exposed, back when exposed nipples mattered more than they did today, because not everyone was exposing their nipples, it was reserved for top tier high paid models, not that models ever get paid to do Sports Illustrated Issue, but in that era it was actually a honor to be selected, now they’ll just use any pig that has a lot of internet heat… Doesn’t matter, what does matter is that Elle Macpherson exists, she’s my favorite thing about Australia…and the reason I love Australian girls, despite their abrasive white trash accents…and now, well into her 50s…she’s fucking awesome…and I’m still a fan, but maybe because I have a hard time moving on with my life, I should go reflect on that…while you look at this ass. I don’t believe this is real. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Elle Macpherson: Married to Jeffrey Soffer!

Elle Macpherson is a married woman! The 49-year-old supermodel wed billionaire fiance Jeffrey Soffer in Fiji in an intimate ceremony , according to reports. No other details were available. The pair dated for two years before breaking up in March 2012. They reportedly rekindled their romance and got back together after the real estate developer injured his vertebrae in a helicopter crash later that year. Rather than confirming her engagement earlier this year, she simply wore a gigantic diamond sparkler on her ring finger in March at a charity event. Exchanging vows with Soffer marks the second marriage for Elle Macpherson , who previously married photographer Gilles Bensimon from 1986-1989. She also has two sons, Flynn, 15, and Cy, 10, from her previous, long-term relationship with London financier Arpad Busson, whom she never wed. Congratulations to the newlyweds!

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Elle Macpherson Booty Peak for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Elle Macpherson is the first model I remember jerking off to. Before her it was National Geographic, music videos, the girl who always had hard nipples in my high school, and my Foster Mother who would make me do it while she watched… So she brought light to a very dark place. It was the 80s, she was in Sports Illustrated showing nipples, and for some reason, life finally made sense… Now we are both 30 years older, 30 years more tired, 30 years sloppier and more damaged, but she’s still up to the same Her exposing herself for expensive hotshots, this time a little booty, and me exposing myself, reminding me that somethings never change…and my love for Elle Macpherson or at least masturbting to her…is one of those things…a constant I can count on… These pics were shot by Brian Adams for those of you Canadian Rock fans who wonder what have happened to him since singing love songs about Kevin Costner in Robin Hood…

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New and Nudeworthy on Netflix 9.26.12 [PICS]

If you’re like us, you’re on Netflix purely for the skin and want to keep up to date with the latest and greatest. Well you can get your fill of bush this week, because every movie on this list features a lovely lady flashing all 3 B’s! We’ve got depraved Danes and full frontal from Ida Lee in the raunchy comedy Klown (2010), and complete nudity from Gretchen Lodge in the spine (and crotch) tingling horror flick Lovely Molly (2011). Then head over to the Hall Of Fame classic Sirens (1994) to see the land down under on Elle Macpherson , Portia de Rossi and more. Finally spank your monkey to Italian eyeful Asia Argento in B. Monkey (1998), and enjoy non-stop funbaguettes and furburger in the sexploitation stunner Demoniacs (1974). See pics after the jump!

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More Elle Macpherson Bikini Hotness

I thought yesterday’s pictures of former supermodel Elle Macpherson hanging out on a boat in her bikini were pretty awesome, that fifty year old well aged booty got my attention, but these are even better. Here she is rocking yet another little European bikini on some rich douche’s fancy yacht. I want to live the life of a former supermodel, traveling around on a yacht in my speedo, getting drunk off some millionaire’s expensive wine and falling asleep in the sun. Sign me up, my belly needs some sun dammit!

Elle Macpherson’s Old Lady Bikini is Still Hot of the Day

Elle Macpherson is the first “supermodel”/bikini model I have a memory of jerking off to. It was 1989, she was new to the model scene from Australia, and I got my hands on the SI 25 year anniversary VHS, where they filmed her shoot, all hard nippled and possibly even sheer bikinied, with a rockin’ body in a two piece bathing suit unlike any girls i went to high school with, all dumpy in their one piece, all unwilling to suck my dick, all acne scarred and half retarded or inbred looking, while this piece of maginficent top grade luxurious pussy, provided hope….hope that more girls were like this and less like the small down hicks I was stuck with….and as far as I’m concerned, 23 years later, she’s still got what it takes to make me ejaculate on myself, not necessarily with her hot old lady ass that I would still let shit in my mouth but only because it is Elle Macpherson, but that I wouldn’t jerk off to because her catalog of work is still accessible thanks to the internet….so I’ll stick to her at her prime.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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