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It’s Labor Day of the Day

Posted on September 5, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s Labor Day – and every Labor Day I pay tribute to all of our moms who have gone into labor to create us – which historically is the whole point of Labor Day, take time off for yourself to reflect and have a rebirth in which you can’t wear white pants or some shit….the point is that I know not all of you like your mom, or want to watch birthing videos, but this joke was funny when I first did it and is jus gross and played out now, but who am I to shit on or disrespect tradition…happy Labor Day / end of summer / beginning of summer if you’re moving to Australia bullshit day off by getting drunk and date raping people more drunk than you Noah’s Birth…. Emotional Live Birth… Their Amazing Birth Video Ryan’s Birth Dog Gives Birth to Puppies!! Baby is Born – Fully Intact! Doggy Style Birth Real child Birth… Big Titty Child Birth More Natural CHild Birth Baby Birthed in the Hot Tum – Like So Many SPring Breaks Floating Afterbirth Inflatable! The post It’s Labor Day of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Alba’s Amazing Photography of the Day

Posted on July 7, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Alba is rumored to be running a billion dollar company, even though we all know she’s not really running shit, I mean maybe she’s testing products, or suggesting products, but actual work is more just showing up to events… But that doesn’t matter, who cares what her involvement is, the fact is that she has a lot of money, enough money to hire a photographer for her social media, so that we can focus on her little actress who can’t act, mom who trapped her baby daddy / husband with..tits… She looks like an old lady divorcee on her first trip since the divorce with her divorcee friend, on their way out to fuck young men to reclaim their youth… I mean, she’s in a tube top, a late 90s shirt perfect for feeling up girls who didn’t want to be felt up, because they never want to be felt up, but why wear such easy access to be felt up when out getting drunk, if you don’t want to be felt up, I get it, you don’t want these grubby hands on you..but you clearly want hands on you and this is the best that you’re getting toddya, thanks to being blackout drunk, and me seeing Bill Cosby opportunuty. TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER IN HER TUBE TOP CLICK HERE ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ FOLLOW ME…. FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA: INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | TWITTER | TUMBLR | SNAPCHAT FOLLOW ME ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ The post Jessica Alba’s Amazing Photography of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hipsters Flash Their Tits in Bikinis By the Pool of the Day

Posted on December 3, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I always like to say that Australian girls are sluts. Even the hottest of Australians girls is liberal when it comes to getting drunk and fucking people for fun. I always just assume it comes from their reckless criminal in exile roots, you know a people built on social misfits, or maybe they just realize that getting drunk and fucking is the best thing in the fucking world, because I have only met hot Australian girls…and those hot Australian girls have always been drunk…trying to fuck…everyone but me…because I guess no one is really that broken…unless I am paying them…but this isn’t about me, it’s about DAVID HAUSERMAN and his awesome Australian model shoot.

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Hannah Wheelan the Gymnast Panty Flash of the DAy

Posted on August 15, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hannah Wheelan is a Gymnast and like all pro athletes, she’s a fucking horny pervert, that I can only assume stems from the higher levels of testosterone that come with her level of fitness or the oppressive environment in which she was raised….where she would train every fucking day for days….unable to fuck dudes…despite her gymnast flexibility….because all the male gymnasts were homo…..leading to her big day, when she gets to celebrate her sport, the year the Olympics are in her home town, by getting drunk and showing panty….you see cuz skirts aren’t something she’s used to….while crotch hugging leotards that might as well are panties that she parades in like it is outerwear are…and the whole thing loses its level of importance when you realize she’s not hot…. Here are the pics anyway…. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kristen Stewart’s Golfing Short Shorts

Posted on July 23, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There’s nothing sexier than a hottie playing golf… I’m just kidding, but I’ve got these shots of Kristen Stewart hitting the links over the weekend so we’re doing this. I’m no golf expert, I just like getting drunk in the sun and driving the carts, but I’m pretty sure this outfit isn’t regulation attire. Those shorts are way too far above the knee, that’s a no-no, ask any old lady. What’s with those stupid looking shoe socks thingies? Those are for climbing trees or letting people know you’re a complete douchebag.

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Alexis Bellino’s Big “Real Housewife” Breasts

Posted on July 17, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t watch any of that Real Housewives Of Whatever crap, if I wanted to deal with broads who do nothing but complain and bitch all day I would have gotten married years ago, but after finding these shots of Alexis Bellino I might have to start. Obviously those massive glasses are covering up any evidence of her real age, but that body is looking really damn good. Look at that big tasty front meat. Awesome. I’d marry this chick for a few months. I don’t know what Team Alexis is all about, but I want to join. Call me.

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More Elle Macpherson Bikini Hotness

Posted on July 17, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I thought yesterday’s pictures of former supermodel Elle Macpherson hanging out on a boat in her bikini were pretty awesome, that fifty year old well aged booty got my attention, but these are even better. Here she is rocking yet another little European bikini on some rich douche’s fancy yacht. I want to live the life of a former supermodel, traveling around on a yacht in my speedo, getting drunk off some millionaire’s expensive wine and falling asleep in the sun. Sign me up, my belly needs some sun dammit!

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Victoria Beckham Grabbing David Beckham’s Billboard Balls of the DAy

Posted on February 15, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

You probably figured out with the half dozen kids these freaks have that Victoria Beckham is a total whore who loves her husbands cum and apparently where his cum comes from….sticking around despite his cheating on her and all the scandals….all because she loves where his cum comes from….and here she is in New York for fashion week making a statement or tribute to them balls by doing one of those “tourist” pictures, you know the ones you see assholes put on facebook that normally involve holding the leaning tower up, or making the EIffel Tower stick out of their asses, only Posh Spice is doing it substantially better…cuz I like middle aged moms getting drunk and slutty especially on camera….it is the good kind of embarrassing for everyone involved…especially the kids back home…about to get teased by their friends after seeing their mom on youtube drunk dancing at a wedding…or grabbing at balls….Married couples are so weird.

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Tila Tequila Struts Her Stuff

Posted on August 5, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

What could possibly be better on a friday afternoon than some pictures of an attention seeking asian hottie strutting her stuff on the streets? Here’s Tila Tequila showing off her tight body in a hot pink dress while she casually walks along the sidewalk on a sunny day. I wish more chicks would walk around like this, shaking the goods and slowly undressing. Hot.

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Awesome Rihanna Bikini Pictures

Posted on August 5, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rihanna and her sexy body seem to be really enjoying their time off. First she was hanging out getting drunk half naked, and now here she is spending a sexy day at the beach in Barbados. So hot. This chick should spend the rest of her life in a bikini.. Or at least the next few years before she gets all fat and/or pregnant. Anyhow, Rihanna riding a jetski in her bikini was on my Christmas list this past year… Better late than never. Enjoy.

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