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Krysten Ritter is in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on May 3, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Krysten Ritter is another irrelevant, barely famous at least not in my world, who the fuck is Krysten Ritter bitch proving that as long as you get in a bikini, and tip off the paparazzi, they will come running with cameras to take pics, because bikini pics get hits, even if they aren’t hot bikini pics, and even when they should be more in tune with her instagram hustle, where she takes them from far enough away that we don’t have to see her stupid looking face…even if her bodies alright… I want more scandal god dammit… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Kristen Stewart’s Golfing Short Shorts

Posted on July 23, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There’s nothing sexier than a hottie playing golf… I’m just kidding, but I’ve got these shots of Kristen Stewart hitting the links over the weekend so we’re doing this. I’m no golf expert, I just like getting drunk in the sun and driving the carts, but I’m pretty sure this outfit isn’t regulation attire. Those shorts are way too far above the knee, that’s a no-no, ask any old lady. What’s with those stupid looking shoe socks thingies? Those are for climbing trees or letting people know you’re a complete douchebag.

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Sara Jean Underwood: Attack Of The Nerds

Posted on July 18, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m going to go ahead and assume that Attack Of The Show hottie Sara Jean Underwood went to Comic-Con the other day. Judging from this Twitter picture, I think that’s a fair assumption. I can’t tell if these nerds are male or female under those creepy costumes, but I bet their are a couple of nerd boners in there. How could there not be, the chick is hot as hell, I’d dress up in a stupid looking nerd costume if it meant I could rub myself up against her. Call me.

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Wins Coachella

Posted on April 24, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve made a lot of lame jokes about the incredible number of stupid looking short shorts to invade the Coachella festival over the last week, so I wasn’t expecting anything like this. Here’s supermodel Rosie Huntington-Whitetely showing those dirty hipsters how it’s done. See this kind of thing makes sense to me, a really hot woman in regular shorts, not stupid looking mom short shorts, walking around in heels with her supermodel breasts falling out of her top. Heaven.

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Mischa Barton’s Hairy Armpit In A Sloppy Bikini

Posted on January 3, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Mischa Barton seemed to be doing so well, I don’t mean career wise, I mean she came out with a few decent shots of her in a bikini back at the end of December so this is a let down. Here she is back up to her old tricks in a stupid looking swimsuit/bikini/mom shorts. Gross. Not only does she ruin a good opportunity to get a little hottie attention, but she completely ruins the half chub I had with her hairy armpits. Double gross.

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2012 Hooters Calendar Worldwide Release Party

Posted on October 7, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve got to say that I’m a little disappointed with these pictures, I mean they’re supposed to be shots from the Hooters Calendar 2012 worldwide release party, but all I’m seeing are some half decent looking chicks with awesome bodies who couldn’t get in to Playboy holding up pictures. This might ass well be a car show or a cardboard convention. Where are the busty hottie in stupid looking orange short shorts? Isn’t that your thing? And where the hell are those hot wings I ordered?

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Jaime Pressly Shows Off Her Big Chesticles

Posted on October 3, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve got to say that I’ve been really impressed with Jaime Pressly that last few times I’ve had her on the sire. She’s not exactly a young Hollywood starlet and she still looks pretty damn awesome. I don’t know if she’s got a new TV show or movie coming out or what, but clearly she’s been hitting the gym. More importantly she decided that it was a good idea to head out on the town in a stupid looking hat and a nice see through top. I keep forgetting she’s got such perfect funbags. Keep up the good work.

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Jaime Pressly Shows Off Her Big Chesticles

Posted on October 3, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve got to say that I’ve been really impressed with Jaime Pressly that last few times I’ve had her on the sire. She’s not exactly a young Hollywood starlet and she still looks pretty damn awesome. I don’t know if she’s got a new TV show or movie coming out or what, but clearly she’s been hitting the gym. More importantly she decided that it was a good idea to head out on the town in a stupid looking hat and a nice see through top. I keep forgetting she’s got such perfect funbags. Keep up the good work.

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Olivia Wilde Drops Some Perky Sideboob

Posted on August 12, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It would seem that on-again-off-again hottie Oivia Wilde , sometimes she just doesn’t look all that good, is back on again. Here she is on the red carpet for the premiere of something I don’t care about because she’s wearing a see through top dammit. Amaze! The dress itself is kinda stupid looking, but if you’re going to wear a stupid looking dress you might as well give us a decent look at some side boob. Well done. They’re cute little things aren’t they? more pictures of Olivia Wilde here

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Rachel Bilson Fucking Sucks…and not in a Good Way…of the Day

Posted on August 1, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s the closest you’ll ever get to seeing Rachel Bilson grabbing her pussy….and shit’s preetty much ruined by the ill-fitting jeans she’s wearing, that remind me of an overweight rockabilly dude, who’s trying to look like he’s james deam, but his size 42 waist makes the rolled up jeans all straight legged, baggy and stupid looking…..cuz they don’t make skinny jeans which makes sense…you know since they are called skinny jeans not tight pants for fat people jeans…. Either way, these pictures would be better if she dressed for her body, in spandex, a bikini or not dressed at all…but Rachel Bilson insists on sucking and sucking and sucking with next to no sex appeal…but a whole lot of potential if she just broke free from her captor and fucking did something about it…fuck.

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