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Ariel Winter Skinny Tits of the Day

Ariel Winter has dramatically lost weight. Looks better than ever. Cuz skinny versions of ourselves are always better versions of ourselves. I don’t know if she did cool sculpting or liposuction like a Kardashian. I don’t know if she just stopped eating and got serious about fitness. She was publicly working out for the last year she was fat and she remained fat…so not sure if it is that… However…it could just be drugs, eating disorder, a disease like aids… So many options….that don’t matter so long as her and her breast reduced famous tits have a neck again. The troll, less trolly. Exciting! JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Ariel Winter Skinny Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Avril Lavigne Swimsuit of the Day

Avril Lavigne swims, even if she looks more like she just floats… Another one of those late 90s child stars who has not maintained as well as our girl Britney Spears…but I guess part of me, as a Canadian, needs to have some Canadian pride for this small town girl, clearly tainted by American Mall Culture, like the Good Charlotte Brothers, who basically tried to exploit the skate scene, the punk scene, to create a mainstream version of that to the mainstream kids wanted to be about that life in the most bootleg way, and girl cashed the fuck in. I don’t know if she’s still a Canadian icon, since she’s all Cali based, you can tell by her song Skater Boy that was always her dream…you know to be a puppet to exploit a trend…because it affords her to buy nice pools….unless that’s from her Nickelback divorce. Either way, she’s a mess…from bathing suit pics, to life choices but I guess for her, it’s better to be Avril Lavigne than some Tim Horton’s baker…making donuts for all the blue collar dudes named GORD heading to the RINK with NHL dreams for their kids… ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Avril Lavigne Swimsuit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kaili Thorne Booty Bounce of the Day

Kaili Thorne is some no name actress who is in movies that are worst than d-list… I don’t know if she’s actually related to Bella Thorne, or if Bella Thorne’s stage mother just found her, adopted her, named her the family brand name that she spent years building, and is now whoring out…but I do know that they have the same woman who masterminded their whoring at a young age…and that alone is magical…only because the family has collectively produced so much smut for social media – it’s hard to keep track of… She was actually getting naked as the rebel sister of Bella Thorne, back when Bella was on TV and not using Social Media to get famous, before getting naked and using social media to get famous…becoming one of the most annoying social media girls…who is making heavy fucking money on social media… I guess she’s now leveraging that last name hard…with smut..it’s a family thing.

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Kaili Thorne Booty Bounce of the Day

Kaili Thorne Booty Bounce of the Day

Kaili Thorne is some no name actress who is in movies that are worst than d-list… I don’t know if she’s actually related to Bella Thorne, or if Bella Thorne’s stage mother just found her, adopted her, named her the family brand name that she spent years building, and is now whoring out…but I do know that they have the same woman who masterminded their whoring at a young age…and that alone is magical…only because the family has collectively produced so much smut for social media – it’s hard to keep track of… She was actually getting naked as the rebel sister of Bella Thorne, back when Bella was on TV and not using Social Media to get famous, before getting naked and using social media to get famous…becoming one of the most annoying social media girls…who is making heavy fucking money on social media… I guess she’s now leveraging that last name hard…with smut..it’s a family thing.

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Sarah Hyland Tits in a Sports Bra of the Day

When did Sarah Hyland get tits? Maybe it’s the angle, the push up bra, the years of working with Ariel Winter who only exists because she has tits that keep growing back even after she cuts them off. and more importantly Sofia Vergara who was just a set of tits with an accent ,who played out a fetish or fantasy to the studio execs, with her tits, and accent, and Colombian cocaine, that made her a huge hit in her 40s…. She has learned from what could be argued is the master… I don’t know if she dumped her boyfriend who was using her for self promotion or not, but I like this recently dumped, sexualization with the tits even if the face on her still creeps me out like some kind of genetic defect.. The post Sarah Hyland Tits in a Sports Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Dora Madison Burge Instagram erotica of the Day

Dora Madison Burge is not famous, but apparently she’s on TV, on a show called Chicago Fire, that is not to be confused with Chicago PD, or Chicago Medics, or any of the other Chicago based emergency worker shows that I guess are some kind of franchise or trend…because the people who watch TV are Midwesterners. I don’t know if she’s got an important role, or if she was just an extra, but I do know she takes pretty racy instagram pics of herself fully nude, because she was previously on Friday Night Lights, and must have had that taste from fame 9 years ago, and now that she’s got a shot at it again..she’s going for it…. Keep going for it girl….Get it. The post Dora Madison Burge Instagram erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Caroline Wozniacki Tennis Bikini of the Day

Caroline Wozniacki is a tennis player and she really isn’t that hot…but I have a female tennis fetish…it’s one of those sports you can jerk off to…like Female Surfing, Gymnastics, Figure Skating and really any sport that isn’t the WNBA… You know fit women, strong women, grunting erotically as they flash their sweated through panties…GOOD TIMES…. Good times that I guess Caroline Wozniacki takes time off from to slut out in a bikini… The post Caroline Wozniacki Tennis Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Mena Suvari Bikini Tool of the Day

Alien invasion Mena Suvari forehead that is hardly as offensive as it once was now that she’s older and less relevant, but that was totally offensive back when she was first starting out as an actress because she got cast in movie after movie despite looking like an alien invasion, possibly because she is an Alien Invasion and the aliens actually run the country and the media, not the jewish people and fake news….but the aliens..and I guess I’ll never quite know if she’s an alien or not as I won’t have the opportunity to see if she oozes green slime from her pussy – which I guess in Hollywood could just be a bacterial infection rather than proof of extraterrestrial life.. I guess what i am saying is that old Mena Suvari is less interesting than young Mena Suvari who had a fat booty in an era where not everyone had a fat booty…where’s the booty yo… The post Mena Suvari Bikini Tool of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rita Ora and her Cleavage of the Day

Rita Ora is some Rihanna wannabe from the UK…who is actually getting pretty fucking famous…and is even signed to Jay-Z’s label like she was Rihanna…kinda creeping me out at least it would if I was Rihanna…like this younger…lighter skinned bitch…is stepping on my motherfuckin’ toes…I’m gonna beat her up like she was Chris Brown…. I don’t even know if she’s become a Rihanna impersonator officially, working on cruises and Casinos across America….because she’s used her tits to scam her way into bigger things…like Hosting TV shows…but she’s still garbage to me. The post Rita Ora and her Cleavage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Maja Simonsen Nude Model of the Day

Maja Simonsen is some busty enough and tall girl who I guess wants to be a model and friended some photographer who was tapped into the right circles…to help her get her name out there….or maybe she just submitted the pics to the right place and thanks to the internet being a bunch of fucking perverts….and she continues to exist… I first saw her a while ago…I don’t know if she’s actually made it…but I like how she strategically keeps her pussy out of very artistic and classy nude photoshoots….right…that takes talent…not the nude part, and really not even the photoshoot part…but the not having labia exposed…that’s like the art of the stripper…what a talent. The post Maja Simonsen Nude Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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