Maja Simonsen is some busty enough and tall girl who I guess wants to be a model and friended some photographer who was tapped into the right circles…to help her get her name out there….or maybe she just submitted the pics to the right place and thanks to the internet being a bunch of fucking perverts….and she continues to exist… I first saw her a while ago…I don’t know if she’s actually made it…but I like how she strategically keeps her pussy out of very artistic and classy nude photoshoots….right…that takes talent…not the nude part, and really not even the photoshoot part…but the not having labia exposed…that’s like the art of the stripper…what a talent. The post Maja Simonsen Nude Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Skinny defending Sara Sampaio, who I don’t hate on because she’s actually made public statements defending her skinny, and skinny is something I appreciate and find magical…a dying art in this fat chick run world we live in…. She’s Portuguese, but no one in Portugal ever heard of her before she magically appeared out of no where as a Victoria’s Secret model, which is further proof that the Victoria’s Secret escort agency is really just some secret lab that breeds girls with better DNA than anything I fuck…and apply stories and ethnicities to them depending on one level of african they inject into their fertilized egg….Josephine Skriver is the only one they’ve allowed to leak that story – because they are slowly getting the world comfortable with GMO models… I don’t know what these butt shot pics are from, but I do know that’s a pretty magical boat…one that is probably owned by a very rich person, who she’s not thanking in her pics, unless you count asking him to take close up butt pics as a thanks, which you do…because dude’s probably married anyway – so no need to tag those sponsors…it will just lead to controversy…just post his boat..so he can lie when busted fucking high end whores… The post Sara Sampaio’s Subtle Pics from a Lowkey Boat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Seeing as her biological father was a professional athlete, before being a ex-wife killer..it would only make sense for the monster Kardashian to channel into her genetic code and hit the gym to try to lower that body fat percentage, but the reality is she’s more into just getting fat transfers, as this hip hop girls on instagram do, to give their asses more fat…while taking it out of their stomachs…it’s a thing that I like to think pigs like Kim Kardashian perpetuated… The fact is that the monster Kardashian, got her face rebuilt, because the public teasing her for being a monster made her realize she was a monster, and that her millions of dollars she has access to thanks to her sister’s porn career, could be applied to getting work done to make her look like all the other plastic faced girls with fat asses and fake lips…but then again, it could have been free, because based on Kim K, it seems like there is a surgeon on staff…and an operating room in the basement of their mansion… The truth is she looks better than ever..even though I hate this look…so I guess fake asses, plastic surgery, no panties in leggings, on a monster…make the monster something I’d let sit on my face…it’s like put a fat ass on anything and like a black dude, I’ll try to get up in it….and I’m not sure what that says about me…but I’m sure not very much more than you already know…and that is that I have no standards, I am a pervert and I’ll put my tongue in fucking vile things… The post Khloe Kardashian Hits the Gym of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lindsay Lohan wore a see through, possibly mesh skirt…because I guess she had to air out her vagina scabs…at least that’s what I like to think about when I think about Lindsay Lohan, not because I like herpes…the come with awesome tits on a broken girl…. I just like to challenge myself because I like her that much, as to what stage of herpes outbreak would I bury my face in her… It’s not her fault, she’s just like most hollywood trash that has herpes, it isn’t really a big deal at least not in Hollywood, but more of a right of passage that you’ve actually made it, since everyone in Hollywood has herpes….One of those you might as well get that one out of the way early on, when you are young and have a strong immune system, so that you can blame it on being young…they have meds to clear it up fast…sure it’s for life…but motherfucker we’re millionaires..who cares… The post Lindsay Lohan in a See Through Skirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Julianne Hough interests me as much as she interests her boyfriend Ryan Seacrest….and that’s not very much….only unlike Ryan Seacrest, my disinterest has nothing to do with her lack of a penis…but instead it has to do with her average at best looks…not to mention…as a professional dancer…all I see is failed stripper…even if she’s living the professional dancer dream of being cast to dance on TV, in music videos and movies….cuz I prefer the professional dancer reality…you know that she’s actually made it as more than just a front for Seacrest’s sexuality to hide his sexy relationship with Simon Cowell….and here she is in a bikini and it’s as boring as a white bikini can be. TO SEE THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
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