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Lindsay Lohan in a See Through Skirt of the Day

Lindsay Lohan wore a see through, possibly mesh skirt…because I guess she had to air out her vagina scabs…at least that’s what I like to think about when I think about Lindsay Lohan, not because I like herpes…the come with awesome tits on a broken girl…. I just like to challenge myself because I like her that much, as to what stage of herpes outbreak would I bury my face in her… It’s not her fault, she’s just like most hollywood trash that has herpes, it isn’t really a big deal at least not in Hollywood, but more of a right of passage that you’ve actually made it, since everyone in Hollywood has herpes….One of those you might as well get that one out of the way early on, when you are young and have a strong immune system, so that you can blame it on being young…they have meds to clear it up fast…sure it’s for life…but motherfucker we’re millionaires..who cares… The post Lindsay Lohan in a See Through Skirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jonathan Leder’s Fetishism Manifesto Vol 2 of the Day

Jonathan Leder is a friend of mine who I have never actually met, but this is the internet, and it counts, otherwise I’d technically still be a virgin, since all the girls I have been with are from the Internet… I figure we’re at that point in humanity where you don’t need to really leave your house, interact with people, have real interpersonal relationships, or any of that other nonsense, you can just kick it and travel the world on social media and youtube…. That said, Jonathan Leder does leave the house, he’s a great erotic photographer who has done more than just erotic, but who I guess likes erotica because sexuality is awesome…and what better thing to take pics of… He has gone on to start his on skin mag, basically with an old school pin-up/playboy vibe….and this is what he has to say about it: A Study in Fetishisms is a thought provoking, erotic publication. The second volume of ‘A Study in Fetishisms’ embodies the idea of ‘Blondes’ – from dirty to platinum. It is a tribute to the spirit of America, it’s fascinations with life, glamor, beauty and tragedy, and to the women that made, and continue to make, it possible. A Bi-Annual collectible, Volumes 1 & 2 are featured at the PS1 MOMA / MOCA book fairs. Volume 2 is a 5.5 x 8.5″ – 64 Page booklet printed on 80lb dull coated paper, with the best printing possible. Starring Kayslee Collins, Molly Constable, Lindsay Jones, Amy Hood and other lovely ladies. Here is a preview…looks hot to me. FIND OUT MORE HERE

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Christina Milian’s Hard Nipples of the Day

When you are a one hit wonder who was smart enough to have a baby with the number one pop song producer and writer – “The Dream”….only to get your name put on the song writing credits of all the hit songs…giving you life of residual royalty payments…so that you never have to work again…even though the one thing you really always wanted was to be the popstar that you are getting writing credits for…you know that fame and glory of everyone wanting to be her, what she may have experienced once with Dip it Low…but that fizzled out and turned into being a single mom part time host of one segment of The Voice…and not the Judge…you turn to social media to showcase your nipples…you know to let the 12 people who care know that they are still there…and this is what that looks like.

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Bryana Holly for Galore of the Day

Instagram model – B Holly B blocked me from Instagram a while ago, she didn’t like my interpretation of what she represents that I based off her fake tits and her relationship with a Kardashian, that I guess got her on the show, to get her “modelling” career off the ground….a modelling career that only really exists because of the number of instagram followers she has…It’s what we call new generation modelling agency…where brands use a girl only because they want to reach her followers and build up their social media…almost like running an ad campaign…because if this was 10 years ago, they wouldn’t have cared about social presence, or confused followers with relevance, like MTV did with Tila Tequila so many years ago…it was like “She’s so big on Myspace, she must matter, let’s give her a show, even though she’s a porn chick”…but I guess that’s just the nature of the interent…. That’s not to say I don’t feel a romantic connection with Bryana Holly, I like to think any girl who follows me is only doing it to play hard to get, I mean it technically means she knows I exist, and knowing I exist is the first step to unwanted pregancy… So Bryana Holly …if you’re out there…let’s hope you don’t have a Brody Jenner Kardashian herpes outbreak…so that we can at least try to make babies with my mouth… Feel free to email me where you want to meet up so that our love can happen….. These pics were for my friends at GALORE

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Lindsay Lohan Trying Bathing Suits of the Day

There was a time when a Lindsay Lohan Bikini picture would cause excitement. Those days are long gone. They died along with her soul…and career…so many years ago… I’ll still look, but it’s just a sad shell of what she was…even if she still has tits…. Sure I’m always going to hold a place in my internet celebrity blogger heart for this disaster…she’s the only one I’ve met, liked, and would have had unprotected sex with during a herpes outbreak, but that’s not saying much because she’s the only one I’ve met…but it’s saying something…and that something is that these bathing suit pics are a fail… She’s still Lohan, I don’t see what she doesn’t mind fuck us all with some porn scandal or anything…fucking boring…

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Ariana Grande Fuck Me Boots of the Day

Ariana Grande posted a picture of her in fuck me boots, because she’s the kind of popstar who is like every other pop star, dying to release her inner whore, because you know that becoming a popstar involves an ego, and narcism that involves her wanting guys to jerk off to her…but her management is holding off, they are saying don’t release the inner whore yet, we need the Christians – the Christians still buy records, but as soon as they get locked in, you’re their’s forever and we can release all the porn clips of yourself you want… There is not one popstar who is not a puppet willing to do anything, even porn for their career. That’s a fact their image consultants don’t tell you.. Here are the fuck me boots.

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Beyonce Photoshopped Skinny Playing Golf of the Day

Beyonce playing the skinny hipster in her everyday life is really fucking confusing to me… I mean she’s some fat, rich, diva, up on some Oprah kick who thinks she’s here to save the fucking world thanks to people sucking her dick all day… But now she’s posting photoshopped pics of herself, with her wild and obscure “artist” hair….as she pretends she revolutionizing the world, as her fans call her queen Bee…as she is clearly the fucking devil who is evil and here to rape the minds of everyone.. Either way, I’d still let her sit on my face…and not just because she’s lost weight and is more fuckable/faceable, she’s fucking Beyonce and not letting her sit on my face would just be dumb… Which isn’t saying much about me, I’d let Joan Rivers during a herpes outbreak, all old and unshaven, dripping what must be a 5 decade old miscarriage into my face, sit on my face… I’m easy.

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Terrell Davis Grabs Jackie Guerrido’s Weather Woman Tit of the DAy

Life lesson, when life gives you a busty, popular Telemundo host, who is known on the internet for having big tits, and who you probably won’t see ever again, or even remember because you don’t watch Telemundo, that’s for hispanics…you grab her fucking tits….

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Nude College Girls Filmed a Feminist Porno in Columbia’s Library of the Day

There’s a new Feminist movement that features young college girls who haven’t actually lived life or understand how the world works…but rather who are just using feminism as a strategic positioning to get noticed amongst all the other attention seeking girls they pretend to hate in order to build themselves up…pretty much fighting a fight in the lamest of ways because bras were already burned in a time they needed to be burned…at least until today…because today, these feminists are proving their point, a point I can’t really grasp, but maybe because I am the enemy to feminists, despite doing more for feminism that they ever have…like buying girls who never came vibrators. I give the gift of orgasm to repressed women….while these girls are shooting a porn in the library…for dudes like you to get off to… I didn’t read the backstory and lesbian porn is anti-climatic, but when it is regular girls in a library, I can fuck with it… It turns out it is for PURPLE All I see is shitty quality girls who wish they were hot enough to do porn or model…but they are still encourage their followers to get naked everywhere no matter how ugly you are – and I agree with them on that…but I don’t think any of these girls should be considered “it” girls because they fucking suck.

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Bieber Licking Stripper Nipple of the Day

I was talking to a porn chick who agreed with the rumors I heard that Bieber had a huge penis, however, she had a friend who fucked him and apparently he lasted 20 seconds…if that makes you feel better about him being more man than you…not that his level of manliness even matters because he’s rich and famous and can’t even fuck 1% of the girls who want to fuck him, whether he had a herpes outbreak or not… That said, here he is sucking stripper nipple with his homie, doing what user taught him, you know not gay if there are a set of implants in the mix and you each have a tit, even if the bitch has a dick… Boom. Here’s an attempt of hetero proving gone wrong.

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