Cara Delevingne released a soft core sex tape that she produced for YSL that I assume is a few months old, but that show you how she got into Lesbianism, and it all started with masturabting to herself…you know getting at it in front of the mirror is the gateway to wanting to lick pussy and working her way into some Michelle Rodriguez…which turned out to be good for business… People find her interesting, she’s an IT Girl I find her overrated, I’ll still post her eyebrows doing this, because it’s kind of erotic, which is rare to say about lesbians, because lesbians historically scare the fuck out of me.
Ariana Grande posted a picture of her in fuck me boots, because she’s the kind of popstar who is like every other pop star, dying to release her inner whore, because you know that becoming a popstar involves an ego, and narcism that involves her wanting guys to jerk off to her…but her management is holding off, they are saying don’t release the inner whore yet, we need the Christians – the Christians still buy records, but as soon as they get locked in, you’re their’s forever and we can release all the porn clips of yourself you want… There is not one popstar who is not a puppet willing to do anything, even porn for their career. That’s a fact their image consultants don’t tell you.. Here are the fuck me boots.
Beyonce playing the skinny hipster in her everyday life is really fucking confusing to me… I mean she’s some fat, rich, diva, up on some Oprah kick who thinks she’s here to save the fucking world thanks to people sucking her dick all day… But now she’s posting photoshopped pics of herself, with her wild and obscure “artist” hair….as she pretends she revolutionizing the world, as her fans call her queen Bee…as she is clearly the fucking devil who is evil and here to rape the minds of everyone.. Either way, I’d still let her sit on my face…and not just because she’s lost weight and is more fuckable/faceable, she’s fucking Beyonce and not letting her sit on my face would just be dumb… Which isn’t saying much about me, I’d let Joan Rivers during a herpes outbreak, all old and unshaven, dripping what must be a 5 decade old miscarriage into my face, sit on my face… I’m easy.
Terry Richardson released some pics from his Miley Cyrus photoshoot. He’s the hipster photographer she’s attached herself to in the branding of the more hardcore, wild, Hannah Montana who doesn’t give a fuck, even if everything is calculated….while Terry Richardson is the fame whore who loves the attention he gets for being the dude to get Miley all naked, or half naked, with a leotard jacked up her cunt like it was Mike WIll Made It….and a sheer top showing the world that her Achy Breaky Nipples are a little big for her small tight frame… Low concept pretending to be high concept….but good enough for me…. I am committed to the Miley cause, I find her very fucking likeable…even if at her core she’s a vile pile of pop garbage….sent from hell to rape the minds of our children…in a good way…because I don’t have children…but am into watching them behave like this on their 18th birthday….
Hands in the air like we don’t care…Riveting lyrics… I guess that’s what you should expect from a high school drop out who sings generic crap to rape the minds of the youth, you know dumb them the fuck down and prevent them from having any original thought as the government reads all their emails and texts…cuz the government likes sexting as much as I do.. All this to say, hot video, sure being a hipster with taped up nipples, doing crackhead shit, with stuffed animals and dolls has officially died…along with my penis as Miley Twerks…it’s that good. But the fact is that nothing is underground anymore, thanks to Urban Outfitters, American Apparel, Springbreakers and the internet raping the drugged out rich kid who doesn’t give a fuck but gives a fuck culture… I mean she’s pulling at her panties, grabbing ass, wearing hipster clothes, it’s like a bad ad for hipster brands, it’s like spring breakers…but hotter..because I have a boner for MILEY and her new hustle…even if it is fabricated and nonsense…that stems from some creative directors trying to be cool and speak tot he new generation…and not some rich puppet in her mansion… For nostalgia – Here she is old Miley singing wholesome and inspiring garbage that has brought her to where she is today… But I’m more into the new Miley, the one that makes me want to fuck… Here’s to bringing back music videos we can jerk off to like it was an era pre-internet…YAY. Here’s a pic of her cuz I love her..
