This is a major disappointment. You’d think out of all people celebrating New Year’s Evev Miley Cyrus would be sexing it up, tongue out, tits out and wearing very little clothing. Nope! This is Miley on New Year’s! Such a fail. 2019 doesn’t look good for her!
On Thursday, we finally saw the photos with our own eyes: Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth got married at last. Now, a new report explains that fans can look forward to more good news in the very near future. Miley and Liam are said to be working on having their first child. RadarOnline reports that Miley and Liam may already be in the process of growing their family. According to their insider, Miley is “trying to get pregnant.” They already have a brood of pets, but now they’re looking to add a human baby to their collection. According to sources close to Miley, her surprise wedding means that she is “planning to get pregnant, or she is pregnant.” What makes them so sure? Insiders say that Miley “was adamant that she would never wed until she was ready to settle down or if she was pregnant.” As the photos that both Miley and Liam shared on social media on Thursday reveal, they looked incredible for their surprise nuptials. Miley wore a Vivienne Westwood gown. It was a little understated and absolutely breathtaking. Their Malibu mansion burned to the ground just weeks ago, but they still got married at home. They tied the knot in their house in Franklin, Tennessee. We cannot tell you how many dubious reports we read about secret weddings over the years. This time, though neither Miley nor Liam actually said the word “wedding” or “married,” their photos say it all. Billy Ray Cyrus, Miley’s one-hit-wonder of a dad, was not actually able to make it to his own daughter’s wedding. He apparently skipped the ceremony for “personal reasons,” whatever that means. But Miley wasn’t ghosted by her entire family. Her sisters, Noah and Brandi, were there. Her mother, Tish, was also in attendance. Liam’s more famous and less famous brothers, Chris and Luke respectively, were also present for the sweet ceremony. Not everyone has to get married, and it had seemed that these two were more than content with the way that things are. After something like a decade of courtship, what inspired Miley and Liam to finally exchange vows? According to RadarOnline ‘s sources, it was the horrific crisis of the Woolsey fires that “sealed the deal.” Part of that was Miley seeing Liam go above and beyond to rescue all of their animals and then his compassion when it comes to rebuilding Malibu. Another part of that is that disasters often remind people that they cannot take anything for granted — not even each other. “Their love exploded,” an insider claims. In addition to gossip among Miley’s friends that she wants to make a baby, everyone’s just really happy with the arrangement. (At least, with the possible exception of Billy Ray Cyrus) “They are a perfect match,” a source says of Miley and Liam. After all of these years of off-and-on dating and engagement, we would certainly hope so. The insider adds: “Both families love each other and get along very well.” Just like all of those reports about Miley and Liam’s past “secret weddings,” this is unconfirmed. There’s no rush for this couple to pop out a baby, no matter how much fans would like to see the little cutie. We will say that a pregnancy or plans for a pregnancy would definitely explain what looks from the outside to be a sudden change in direction. Just this summer, we were all hearing that they were comfortable being engaged and didn’t feel a need to get married. Baby fever could explain their change in tune … but a reaction to losing their home and seeing their Malibu neighborhood destroyed could explain it, too. Either way, it looks like Miley banging Ariana isn’t going to happen. Other than that, though, we’re very happy for Miley and Liam. View Slideshow: Miley Cyrus Risks Catastrophic Nip-Slip on Saturday Night Live
Miley Cyrus was Saturday Night Live 's musical guest. But it was not her voice or song selection that turned heads. No — Twitter made it very clear that her eye-catching wardrobe choice was driving viewers to distraction. She wore a very shiny jacket … and nothing underneath. No shirt and no bra. Miley did not have a nip slip, thanks to some very praise-worthy wardrobe choices. But audiences weren't so confident of that, and they kept their eyes glued in awe and nervousness during Miley's performance. Take a look: 1. First, here was her look She looks great as she performs beside Mark Ronson. But was she courting disaster? 2. Viewers were amazed Anyone else old enough to be having flashbacks to Jennifer Lopez’s infamous dress? If you’re ready to feel ancient, know that J Lo’s dress was at the Grammy Awards in 2000. 3. It was distracting Distracting, in this case, refers to the tension as the audience wondered if her boob was going to pop out on live television. 4. Others vowed to remain focused Even the people concentrating on her voice had to acknowledge that she pulled off one hell of a look. 5. People watched in wonder We should point out that, if your nipples are capable of grasping and clinging to fabric, you may want to talk to a doctor. 6. Of course, how she did it is no real mystery Ever since the J Lo incident — which was nearly 19 years ago — people have known that double-sided tape is usually the trick. View Slideshow
As I said yesterday, Miley Cyrus is back and now she strutting her stuff like it’s nobodies business. All those pop singers who sound alike better watch out because Miley ain’t messing around this time.
My initial reaction to Noah Cyrus in these exhibitionist, cry for attention cuz she’s the black sheep, ugly duckling, who probably doesn’t know she’s the black sheep or the ugly duckling, cuz her sister and parents probably overcompensated so hard with affirmations of how great she was, to give her the confidence she needed to not kill herself, despite knowing that she’s not the prized pig of their inbred hick farm….. Point being, she’s ugly and should have taken a job behind the scenes where she belongs, but instead thinks she deserves the Miley spillover, cuz they are related, and shit like this ends up happening to elevate that nonsense that should never happen, like just be a fucking rich kid, but they can’t – they all need a social presence and this is how it’s done and it is terrible. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Noah Cyrus Assumes the Position of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I haven’t forgot Miley Cyrus.. she’s still the innovative, scandalous, Disney Kid gone bad for attention, and really for marketing, these people have teams behind them and everything they do is tactical…and for whatever reason, the youth were into girls getting as naked as possible, so Miley was the one to get as naked as possible, pretending it was her coming of age, when really it was just a great opportunity for you Hannah Montana fans to be the ones coming.. Point being, I love looking at ass from the front, you know when a girl has leggings or tight pants on and you can see their ass cheeks through their thigh gap…it’s a fetish and I have it…while Miley is speaking to it…. Not that Miley is that hot, she just represents a simpler time in getting naked on the internet for attnetion…and she made lots of money doing it….but most importantly…I’ve seen her cunt more than once…in various pics you can google right now..making all this so much better!! To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE The post Staring at Miley Cyrus’ Ass from the Front of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I don’t like Emmy Rossum. There’s something about her that I find really fucking annoying. I get that she gets naked on a show, and has been getting naked on a show, since that show started and really saved her life from being a really obscure and ignored celebrity…. She’s 32 now, that show’s been on the air for 9 years, so back at 23…seeing her naked was a lot more interesting…it has only been progressively downhill, as nature has told us for generations and generations…but she’s trying to keep it up, this last season for her, because she wants to be paid as much as William H Macy, an actual actor with a career before Shameless, as these egotistical fucks do….I mean she wasn’t in Fargo, Magnolia, or any of the other shows William H Macy was in…she just rode the success of this show thanks to him being on it and 9 years later doesn’t get seniority, assumes she’s more valuable than she is, and is walking….it’s pretty fucking rude, obnoxious, turning her back on those who made you like a whining rich kid…which she is. So while she tries to stay hot, working out, deep pussy stretches, you can just look at her old nude scenes, when she wasn’t a mid 30s piece of rich entitled shit, when she was trying so hard to make it…even getting naked on TV like a sex worker…because actors and sex workers aren’t far off…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Emmy Rossum with the Deep Pussy Stretch of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
India Eisley is a 24 year old actress from Los Angeles, where actors are usually from… Her dad a Glam Rocker…her grandfather an actor on an ABC Show…her mother Olivia Hussey an actress who before marrying this one’s dad was married to Dean Martin’s son…she was also in the Original IT….and is the voice on some Star Wars videogames…so I wonder how India got to this point in her career…tits out from a movie…being featured on this highly reputable site….I am sure from raw talent and struggle…and not from family friends… India, since this isn’t a post about her parents or their cultural appropriation names…like they were that bitch in the US Politics who is less than 1 percent native, but claiming to be native, you know that kind of cultural appropriation….was in a movie called The Secret Life of the American Teenager, that in one episode shouted out “Jesus Martinez”…which is my name and I assumed was about me because I was told it was about me…even though nothing is about me…. What I am trying to get at, but the voices in my head are distracting me, is that she’s naked in movies, which is how I like all actresses to be, the direction they need to take, the way we can jerk off to them…nudity is in, it’s now, it’s current, it’s great. Keep up the good feminism!!! JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post India Eisley Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Nina Agdal is a whore, so seeing her post up video of her friend playing aggressively with her tits, is pretty standard and expected, but maybe it’s exciting for those of you who are Nina Agdal fans, as I know you exist. I wonder if you’re the same kind of guy who is into the mentally retarded who aren’t too mentally retarded…but just mentally retard enough to listen to you when you seduce them on the bus, when watching them chronic masturbation as retards do, easy convince their gullible asses that you’ll give them a good life outside the retard home, only to fuck them, even knock them up, only never to be seen again, because retards don’t ask for ID, or names and numbers, not when it comes to being taken advantage of for sex… I know people with retard relatives who have come home or back to their facility they live in pregnant – not knowing who did it or what happened….but knowing they love sex….and I assume you’re the kind of guy who likes that, or likes Nina Agdal since her forehead looks like theirs..and you can relive that perversion – pervert. What it comes down to is she’s a garbage SI Model, and SI doesn’t matter. She managed to get Leo to pay attention to her for a minute but not knock her up, she’s not fucking Christie Brinkley’s son, and this has become her cocktease…lazy girls grabbing tits on IG stories, like it was snapchat years ago…. The amount of times i’ve seen girls grabbing / raping / other girl’s tits on social media…is many…where’s the #metoo movement for that? Oh right…it’s just fun and games when girls assault each other’s tits. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Dog Faced Nina Agdal Dykes it Down of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .