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Dog Faced Nina Agdal Dykes it Down of the Day

Nina Agdal is a whore, so seeing her post up video of her friend playing aggressively with her tits, is pretty standard and expected, but maybe it’s exciting for those of you who are Nina Agdal fans, as I know you exist. I wonder if you’re the same kind of guy who is into the mentally retarded who aren’t too mentally retarded…but just mentally retard enough to listen to you when you seduce them on the bus, when watching them chronic masturbation as retards do, easy convince their gullible asses that you’ll give them a good life outside the retard home, only to fuck them, even knock them up, only never to be seen again, because retards don’t ask for ID, or names and numbers, not when it comes to being taken advantage of for sex… I know people with retard relatives who have come home or back to their facility they live in pregnant – not knowing who did it or what happened….but knowing they love sex….and I assume you’re the kind of guy who likes that, or likes Nina Agdal since her forehead looks like theirs..and you can relive that perversion – pervert. What it comes down to is she’s a garbage SI Model, and SI doesn’t matter. She managed to get Leo to pay attention to her for a minute but not knock her up, she’s not fucking Christie Brinkley’s son, and this has become her cocktease…lazy girls grabbing tits on IG stories, like it was snapchat years ago…. The amount of times i’ve seen girls grabbing / raping / other girl’s tits on social media…is many…where’s the #metoo movement for that? Oh right…it’s just fun and games when girls assault each other’s tits. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Dog Faced Nina Agdal Dykes it Down of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Paz Vega in Some Mexican Magazine of the DAy

Spanish 40 year old Paz Vega…who you know as…fuck I don’t even know what she’s been in, what she’s done, other than her husband…and probably a bunch of other dudes, as Spanish women make for great lovers…they are all passionate and shit…and making 3 babies, as Jesus wanted, because they are very Catholic, is pretty standard shit…but I can’t place one American movie she’s been in, but for some reason I know her fucking name, and I’m looking at pics from a photoshoot of her in her underwear…and I don’t think any of this is that exciting, but I assume Spanish people do, and I like to make everyone happy, by mocking the whores of their culture who have gone to LA to be famous, all via their vaginas… ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ FOLLOW ME…. FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA: INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | TWITTER | TUMBLR | SNAPCHAT FOLLOW ME ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ The post Paz Vega in Some Mexican Magazine of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Family Affairs: Kris Jenner Hooks Lamar Odom Up With OJ Simpson Lawyer Robert Shapiro To Rep Him In DUI Case!

If Shapiro can get OJ off, this should be a breeze OJ Lawyer Robert Shapiro Will Rep Lamar Odom In His DUI Case According to TMZ reports : Lamar Odom needs some legal firepower after his DUI arrest, and its OJ Simpson’s lawyer Robert Shapiro to the rescue … TMZ has learned. Lamar has hired Shapiro in what promises to be a sticky situation. TMZ broke the story … Lamar was popped early Friday AM on the 101 Freeway … and cops believe he was under the influence of both drugs and booze. Shapiro is known for plea bargaining. These cases are pretty standard — he’ll probably plead no contest to one count of DUI and get probation. He’ll also be required to attend an alcohol ed class. And, since he refused to submit to a blood-alcohol test, he’ll automatically get his driver’s license yanked for 1 year. No getting around that. This has Kris Jenner’s paw prints all over it. She’s used Shapiro for other legal messes in the past — most recently Robert Kardashian Jr.’s criminal battery and theft case. Ironically, Kris’ ex-hubby, the late Robert Kardashian, repped OJ Simpson along with Shapiro. Kris was best friends with Nicole Brown Simpson and felt OJ was guilty as sin. Put down the bottle and the pipe, Lammy. Image via WENN Continue reading

Klingon Comes to Bing Translator

Bing has finally one-upped Google in the nerd-cred department. In honor of this week’s premiere of  Star Trek Into Darkness , Bing Translator has added the Trek language Klingon, or as I’ll be referring to it: Bingon. Starting today, you can visit the Bing Translator to convert a phrase from any of the languages available into Klingon. The language is also available on the Windows Phone app (so the guy who has that can use it there). The Klingon language has been a huge part of  Star Trek culture since 1979, when the first words were uttered in the invented language in  Star Trek: The Motion Picture . Estimates range from 50,000 to 100,000 speakers of Klingon, with dictionaries and translators widely available. What phrases will you translate into Klingon? 

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LeSean McCoy Sued for Party Bus Assault

LeSean McCoy, one of the NFL’s best running backs, has been sued by a woman who claims he treated her very poorly during a recent party bus jaunt. In documents obtained by TMZ, an unidentified female alleges that the Eagles star invited 15 members of the opposite sex to get down with him on a bus from Philadelphia to New York City on December 18, 2012. During this trip, McCoy and members of his entourage supposedly starting spraying water on their companions. Once the accuser asked them to stop, she says McCoy and/or his bodyguard punched her in the face. She then says she was restrained and more liquid was poured over her body. To top it all off, the woman says she was forcibly removed from the vehicle and left on the side of the New Jersey Turnpike… until other party bus attendees convinced McCoy to at least leave her at a rest stop instead. The accuser is suing the All-Pro for over $50,000 in damages for assault and battery, intentional infliction of emotional distress, false imprisonment and negligence. A New Jersey State Police Sergeant, meanwhile, confirms to TMZ that he met with a woman at a rest stop on that date. She had no visible injuries and did not name McCoy as her attacker. But she did go into detail about an altercation of this nature on a party bus. An investigation is ongoing.

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The Bachelorette Premiere to Feature Kid, Knight, Magician, Hornball Creeper

The season premiere of The Bachelorette is less than two weeks away, and we can tell you for a fact that you are in for a WILD ride come May 27. Okay not really. It’s pretty standard by Bachelorette standards. While we’ve already posted The Bachelorette spoilers for the latter part of the coming season, the details of the individual episodes are still coming to light. Starting with the premiere, during which you can expect … Desiree Hartsock looking great. That was a given. Ben Scott bringing his kid. Who’s REALLY cute. Zak Waddell standing on the balcony nude. Some SERIOUS hornball creeper action. Magician Nick doing some tricks that are actually cool. Des giving out roses all night, just as Sean Lowe did. Kasey Stewart overusing hashtags. #likehardcore Juan Pablo charming and representing in a big way. A LITERAL knight in shining armor wooing Des. Gratuitous Desiree Hartsock video montages. Near constant use of the word “journey.” Lots of Chris Harrison hyperbole. Can you handle the excitement or what?!

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Make It Clap: Jersey Shore Cast Required To Sign ‘VD Clause’ Exempting Producers From Responsiblity For STD Contractions While Filming

Free clinic funds not included… Jersey Shore Cast Members Required To Sign ‘VD Clause’ Producers of reality television show “Jersey Shore” are having nothing to do with the potential consequences of the extracurricular activities of the cast. Prior to filming, each cast member is reportedly required to sign a smash-at-your-own risk agreement that exempts the producers and the show from being blamed for any unwanted souvenirs that they take home during taping as a result of their slorefest smash sessions. Veteran entertainment journalist Seth Kaufman , who has written a hot first novel about the cynical business of reality television, tells us that cast members of the MTV show, which is reportedly shooting its last season — and other reality series — have to agree to what’s known as a “VD clause” in which they agree not to hold show producers responsible for any sexually transmitted diseases they may catch while shooting the show. “What I’m told is that it’s pretty standard for reality shows,” says Kaufman, who refers to the creepy clause in “The King of Pain,” which was just published by Sukuma Books. GTL= Gym, Tan, Let it burn. Source Image via Wenn

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Octomom to Throw Down in Celebrity Pillow Fighting Championships

Octomom Nadya Suleman is getting ready to throw it down in the Celebrity Pillow Fighting Championships … which is apparently an actual thing. Despite the fact that Octomom’s porn star career is in full swing, she’s still trying to make more cash money starting June 23 in Broomall, Pa. On the same card with the “Pillow Fighting Championships,” to be exact. Nadya will be fighting Shila, co-host of Philadelphia radio’s “Chio, Shila & Tingle in the Morning,” who says she is excited to fight Octomom. The public “fight” between the women involves three one-minute rounds. Nadya is the favorite, with a 5-0 record in celebrity boxing and 1-0 in pillow fights. Shila, on the other hand, will be stepping into the ring for the first time. “I’m not sure who the girl is I’m pillow-fighting with, but I heard she has never been in the ring before,” Nadya Suleman told the Huffington Post . “I’ve done this several times, and I will remain undefeated!” Except by life. She’s getting pummeled in that arena. [Photo: WENN.com]

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Casey Anthony to Piers Morgan: Obviously I Didn’t Kill Caylee!

Since her acquittal in the death of her 2-year-old daughter Caylee, Casey Anthony has kept a low profile, living in hiding and refusing all interviews. But Tuesday afternoon via telephone, Anthony surprisingly spoke to CNN’s Piers Morgan in a 10-minute discussion that was not played on-air. Casey, 26, asserted her innocence, but says she’s ashamed of who she was, and shed light on her current life as well as the public perception of her. Casey Anthony on Piers Morgan Tonight “Obviously I did not kill my daughter,” Morgan quoted Anthony as saying last night “There’s nothing in this world I’ve ever been so proud of.” “There’s no one I loved more than [Caylee]. She’s my greatest accomplishment.” Living in solitary seclusion, Anthony says she has reflected on some of her mistakes. “I didn’t trust law enforcement because of my relationship with my father, who is ex law enforcement himself,” she said. “I didn’t give them the benefit of the doubt, which is probably why they didn’t give me the benefit of the doubt … the public perception of me is bad. It’s absolutely horrible. I was a stupid kid, but I’ve never been a ‘party girl.'” “I’ve gone through hell. I’m ashamed in many ways of the person I was.” Casey is now out of hiding and on the run after being served with a subpoena in the defamation case being brought by Zenaida Gonzalez. Anthony’s lawyer, Cheney Mason, appeared on Piers’ program and revealed that she spends her days indoors, reading and watching television. Her current literary fare: The Hunger Games trilogy.

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Lindsay Lohan to Be Interviewed a Second Time Following Car Wreck

In the grand scheme of Lindsay Lohan run-ins with the law, the car crash she was involved in Friday and later lied about to police is pretty tame. Still, it’s far from resolved and police are looking to interview her again. Cops plan on asking her a few follow-up questions; such questioning is pretty standard, regardless of whether one lies repeatedly to the police . It remains to be seen what, if any, consequences she will face. ” Lindsay was in shock at the time, but nonetheless she cooperated with the police,” a close source said of her first round of questioning. The source goes on: “Lindsay did everything that was asked of her, including submitting to a breathalyzer test which registered 0.00.” “The officers didn’t have reason to believe she was under the influence of any substances. Lindsay could be cited for speeding, and it will probably be determined that she was the primary or sole reason for the traffic accident.” In any case, the legal saga of Lindsay Lohan rolls on. In brighter news, she surprisingly another role in The Canyons , a new film written by author Bret Easton Ellis, of American Psycho fame. [Photo: WENN.com]

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