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Old Timer Models Doutzen Kroes & Lara Stone Lesbians for Vogue Magazine of the Day

Two old timer models Doutzen Kroes, who you remember as the Dutch model, who had two kids with a black techno dance music DJ, before getting fired from Victoria’s Secret, despite being a long time Victoria’s Seceret girl….and Lara Stone, who married some fat British Comedian, has a gap in her tooth, and massive tits she’s always shown in her “work” that is hardly work, but more escorting marketing material….to land rich dudes…who she can use to fund the lawyer who tried to sue me for posting her wedding pics…a wedding that has long been over because that’s how these rich sluts make it work…. They both look haggard…they looked drugged out or botoxed up…but they are naked and cuddling, more hardcore then men’s titty mags get…all for fashion which is fucking weird…but it happened…under a reputable photographer’s lens, hair and make-up and budget…yes still looking like shit… But then again, two old bitches getting naked to cuddle for attention is a beautiful thing no matter how bad or sad it may look or be..because they are still top models…and they are still naked…so take it in people…take it all in… The post Old Timer Models Doutzen Kroes & Lara Stone Lesbians for Vogue Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Upton Tries to Seduce Her Cheating Boyfriend with a Viral Pool Dance of the Day

Kate Upton’s first big viral video was when she was freshly 18 and she did some Cat Daddy dance, that millions of people watched and that helped her young and busty broad back and flat assed body go viral, leading to a lot of fans, followers and money….that she used on buying food because eventually she became Ashely Graham sized…but the entire time pretended she wasn’t.. She’s a rich busty American chick, her grandfather or great grandfather invented the Washing machine, pretty fucking major…the kind of thing that allows you to never working if you were in her position, and that’s pretty much what she does….except for the occassional shoot that comes along due to her being famous for having huge tits.. The highlight of her career was when her bouyfriend, who’s leg you see in this video, had his icloud hacked and all her sloppy titty nudes were leaked along with all the girls he cheats on her with…. But this video of her pool dance, slutty titty grab’s ok too.. The post Kate Upton Tries to Seduce Her Cheating Boyfriend with a Viral Pool Dance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Upton Tries to Seduce Her Cheating Boyfriend with a Viral Pool Dance of the Day

Kate Upton’s first big viral video was when she was freshly 18 and she did some Cat Daddy dance, that millions of people watched and that helped her young and busty broad back and flat assed body go viral, leading to a lot of fans, followers and money….that she used on buying food because eventually she became Ashely Graham sized…but the entire time pretended she wasn’t.. She’s a rich busty American chick, her grandfather or great grandfather invented the Washing machine, pretty fucking major…the kind of thing that allows you to never working if you were in her position, and that’s pretty much what she does….except for the occassional shoot that comes along due to her being famous for having huge tits.. The highlight of her career was when her bouyfriend, who’s leg you see in this video, had his icloud hacked and all her sloppy titty nudes were leaked along with all the girls he cheats on her with…. But this video of her pool dance, slutty titty grab’s ok too.. The post Kate Upton Tries to Seduce Her Cheating Boyfriend with a Viral Pool Dance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Upton’s Box in Leggings of the Day

I would have expected Kate Upton’s Box to be way bigger, but I guess I should have just googled her nude pictures from the iphone leak to really figure that one out, instead of looking at her weirdly skinny legs that carry her weirdly shaped body – that she’s been working out hard as plus sized modelling doesn’t work out for everyone, especially when they started out as being a normal sized model with plus sized sloppy tits…if anything the teasing, the ridicule, the cyberbullying, the fat shaming….broke her down..as brands stopped using her – not that she needs their money. Her grandfather invented the Washing Machine and a company called Whirlpool… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Upton’s Box in Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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New Vocab: 12 Words You Didn’t Know Were Invented In The 90s

12 Words You Didn’t Know Were Invented In The 90’s Here’s a bit of trivia to impress your co-workers and friends at your swanky dinner parties: some of the words we use every single day were actually invented just a few years ago in the 90s . Memorize the words and tell people of their origins. Now, you’re smarter. You’re welcome.

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Kate Upton Fat in CR of the Day

Kate Upton is a socialite….that’s how she made it….her great grandfather invented the washing machine, even if by the looks of her you’d think he invented refined sugar, fast food, and the fridge…and she put herself out there, scammed her way into a campaign, and Sports Illustrated created her because she was too fat to be an actual model, and fat America loved her because she was less fat than the fat they were used to….and when she tries to do fashion…like this…you see just how garbage she is…unless you are me, because if you are me, you are just happy she’s clothed… I mean why is this sloppy titty model doing fashion…it’s so weird…or just fashion being contemporary to get mainstream clicks…who knows…she sucks…while she’s not stuffing her face…

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Klingon Comes to Bing Translator

Bing has finally one-upped Google in the nerd-cred department. In honor of this week’s premiere of  Star Trek Into Darkness , Bing Translator has added the Trek language Klingon, or as I’ll be referring to it: Bingon. Starting today, you can visit the Bing Translator to convert a phrase from any of the languages available into Klingon. The language is also available on the Windows Phone app (so the guy who has that can use it there). The Klingon language has been a huge part of  Star Trek culture since 1979, when the first words were uttered in the invented language in  Star Trek: The Motion Picture . Estimates range from 50,000 to 100,000 speakers of Klingon, with dictionaries and translators widely available. What phrases will you translate into Klingon? 

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Trey Songz On ‘Sensual’ New Videos For ‘Say Aah’ And ‘I Invented Sex’

‘It’s more sensual than raunchy,’ he says of the latter clip. By Shaheem Reid Trey Songz Photo: MTV News Trey Songz is a busy guy — the singer just dropped two videos at once, for the singles “Say Aah” and “I Invented Sex.” “We have the ‘Say Aah’ and ‘I Invented Sex’ combination video, and we have it where both videos will live on their own,” Songz explained about the productions

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