http://freebieporn.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/ezgif-com-video-to-gif__1_-a979f50a.mp4 Lindsay Lohan goes topless and shows off her fine knockers in the TV series The Canyon. Lindsay has been a controversy for many years and we love her for it, all from oops nudes to full on bnatural big boobs action on the screen! You can see more celeb action and videos over at celeb.cam Continue reading →
Move over, Scarface. Step aside, Escobar. There’s a new kingpin in town, and he’s … well, actually, he’s pretty terrible at his job, so you guys can probably just stay put. According to The New York Post , the man in the mugshots above was arrested at Barcelona’s international airport after police discovered half-kilo (1.1 pounds) under his wig. The Post article opens with “He had hell toupee,” and yes, we’re very angry they beat us to that joke. Police say it was easy to spot the “considerably nervous” man — who arrived on a flight from Bogotá at the end of June — due to the“disproportionate size” of his hairpiece. As part of “Operation Toupee,” the officers found a “perfectly sealed package taped to his head.” We’re not sure you need to give your operation a name when it basically consisted of spotting a guy with a bag-of-cocaine-shaped lump on his head and lifting up his wig to find — drumroll — a bag of cocaine. Although for all we know, this whole thing might have been a long time in the making. Some ambitious customs agent with a hunch might have been poking at people’s hairlines for months, just waiting for his theory to pan out. Spain is apparently one of the top spots for smuggling drugs into Europe, which may or may not have something to do with the fact that Ibiza is basically the party capital of the universe, and their cars run on pure MDMA there. “There is no limit to the inventiveness of drug traffickers trying to mock controls,” said a police spokesperson. Apparently, international police forces have gotten better at coordinating their efforts to put an end to transcontinental drug muling. Which may help explain why Lindsay Lohan’s Beach House closed down. Just kidding, LiLo! Anyway, the 65-year-old (!!!) smuggler has not yet been identified and there’s no word yet on what sort of Frankly, we’re hoping he gets off just so we can invite him to a party. He’s got a hell of an interesting story to tell, and there’s a chance he’ll show up with a pound of booger sugar for a hat.
Lindsay Lohan is finally figuring out social media the way I want her to be using social media – and the way all the kids are using social media – naked… It’s obviously a social norm at this point in the game, where we are just used to posting up our nudes, and by we, I mean ladies, cuz I don’t think the world deserves to see my strategic nudes…they are just too high concept for the public to grasp…and they may in fact be terrifying… Point being the nude selfies obviously allows the people who take them to showcase their nudes, their vulnerability, while getting turned on that they are sending out the nudes to their audience, it just amplifies the whole nude selfie experience…knowing so many people will see it, rather than be nervous about it when they send it off to one dude they are masturbating for…. It’s a “I may delete this later, but fucking take it in the way I want you to take it in”… I have big hope for Lohan – her comeback is coming soon. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Lindsay Lohan Nudity of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I love that the no bra wifebeater outfit is a trend, not because I am into style or fashion but because I am into tits…plus I was in my 20s when this was a style in the punk scene…but only the real hot girls would pull it off…the real edgy people would pull it off..so it’s some Nostalgia for me… With any great thing that happens in fashion and style, comes unfortunate thing like the bold troll bitches who buy into the fashion and style trend thinking it applies to them… There is no fashion police saying “Hey fatty, don’t wear those leggings”….like there is no fashion police saying “he big ugly cyrus nips, put a bra on, leave the nips to your sister”…. But there should be, but instead we have all these empowered idiots…doing their bullshit and it’s annoying but still nipples. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Noah Cyrus Braless Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
https://drunkenstepfather.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/LOHAN_BIKINI_VIDEO_1.mp4 Lindsay Lohan is our goddess, our spirit animal, the creature we worship every SUNDAY while washing our feet and eating FISH…. She is a legend, possibly the messiah, definitely MY messiah….and in all these years she’s been out there chilling on her celebrity after all her breakdowns that I’ve been privy to….I’m ready for her comeback. I have been encouraging in all my posts about her – whenever I get around to doing posts about her – because she’s not so good at whoring out on instagram….BECAUSE I KNOW….she will win an OSCAR in her lifetime. Once she’s ready. She’s still young enough, despite looking old, and she’s still wild, but there is no doubt in my mind…that she’ll be back… She’s just testing the waters…with her hot LOHAN tits out… I will forever be a fan….even though I hate everything…it’s just that we go way back and she represents such a cooler time in Celebrity…when it mattered before everyone was a fucking celeb….ya know. I guess what I am saying is Lohan is everything and her tits look fucking killer….maybe they’ve been updated…maybe they are only 12 years old, not quite a teenager in puberty, they just got their period…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Lindsay Lohan Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Here’s some Lindsay Lohan for old times, doing some modeling, with some of her tit out, but not enough of her tit… She’s looking like an old lady, or an old glove found in a snowbank during the spring thaw after a winter of being shit on my dogs… Maybe it is cuz she is old, has lived a life more fucking disturbing and damaging than most people…at 35 or however old she is, she’s had more fucking abuse to herself, and her face than most 80 year olds…even those who live in Australia and get battered by the UV rays because of the hole in the OZONE caused by the GREENHOUSE gases we used to be scared of in the 80s… I will not turn my back on LOHAN though, I truly believe she has a long life ahead of her doing whatever it is that she does….and that there will be an HONORARY oscar handed out to her…because she fucking deserves it… I don’t think I’ve ever seen a LOHAN movie, which is funny because I’ve done so much on this site targeted at her….and her great tits… I do think I’ve seen LOHAN in a hotel SUITE In montreal dancing around in her pajamas to her album she never launched and it was probably the PEAK of my career as an unemployed obese blogger…. I am a fan, forever will be, and her great tits, a little saggier, a little sadder, just need a new coat of paint, a tune up, and she’ll be back…she’s gotta be…she’s Lindsay Fucking Lohan…(I feel like that is what she calls herself)….. Here are the really uneventful, not so ARAB despite her being ARAB now…..tits. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Lindsay Lohan Tits Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
When Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club premiered on MTV back in January, the show drew instant comparisons to Vanderpump Rules . This was no accident, of course, as the press releases that led up to the show’s debut encouraged media outlets to make these comparisons between the two series. Superficially, Beach Club and Rules do have a lot in common, as both concern the drunken misadventures of a crew of horny hospitality workers — but that’s where the similarities end. The main thing separating the two shows is the fact that Vanderpump is a strong contender for the best non-scripted series on TV, while Beach Club has been described by some of the nation’s most esteemed critics (us) as ” the kind of trainwreck it’s easy to look away from .” Beach Club ‘s ratings started out low and declined throughout the season, so it remains to be seen if the show will return for a second season. (Smart money says we’ve seen the last of Lindsay’s sand-and-syphilis crew.) But Lindsay remains a subject of public fascination, so the Vanderpump cast are still asked for their thoughts on her failed experiment during interviews. The latest to be hit with the LiLo line of questioning is Scheana Marie, who did not mince words when Page Six asked her about Beach Club at a recent club opening. “My friend Kailah [Casillas] was on it and I watched her episodes, but other than that, it’s boring,” Scheana told the outlet “with a distinct eye-roll.” “It’s never going to be Vanderpump Rules because it was cast — our show is so good because it’s organic; we’re real friends. We’ve all known each other for a decade plus.” Asked if the other VPR cast members share her opinion that Beach Club is just a lame knock-off, Scheana replied, “Everyone.” Hilariously, cast members on Lindsay’s show also roll their eyes at the comparison — because they think Beach Club is the vastly superior series. “They should be so lucky!” clubber Billy Estevez told Page Six. “They work at a little, cheap restaurant in West Hollywood,” Beach Club ‘s resident douche villain Brent Marks chimed in. “Well, I mean it’s kind of expensive though, but I mean we work in Mykonos on an exotic island.” Hilariously, this is not the first time that Lindsay has gotten caught up in Vanderpump -related drama. For years, Jax Taylor has been saying he slept with Lohan , a claim the former actress vehemently denies. Was launching a rip-off and firing Scheana’s friend all part of Lindsay’s revenge strategy? If so, it might go down in history as the most petty and needlessly-elaborate revenge in modern history. View Slideshow: 37 Classic Vanderpump Rules Moments in GIFs
When Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club premiered on MTV back in January, the show drew instant comparisons to Vanderpump Rules . This was no accident, of course, as the press releases that led up to the show’s debut encouraged media outlets to make these comparisons between the two series. Superficially, Beach Club and Rules do have a lot in common, as both concern the drunken misadventures of a crew of horny hospitality workers — but that’s where the similarities end. The main thing separating the two shows is the fact that Vanderpump is a strong contender for the best non-scripted series on TV, while Beach Club has been described by some of the nation’s most esteemed critics (us) as ” the kind of trainwreck it’s easy to look away from .” Beach Club ‘s ratings started out low and declined throughout the season, so it remains to be seen if the show will return for a second season. (Smart money says we’ve seen the last of Lindsay’s sand-and-syphilis crew.) But Lindsay remains a subject of public fascination, so the Vanderpump cast are still asked for their thoughts on her failed experiment during interviews. The latest to be hit with the LiLo line of questioning is Scheana Marie, who did not mince words when Page Six asked her about Beach Club at a recent club opening. “My friend Kailah [Casillas] was on it and I watched her episodes, but other than that, it’s boring,” Scheana told the outlet “with a distinct eye-roll.” “It’s never going to be Vanderpump Rules because it was cast — our show is so good because it’s organic; we’re real friends. We’ve all known each other for a decade plus.” Asked if the other VPR cast members share her opinion that Beach Club is just a lame knock-off, Scheana replied, “Everyone.” Hilariously, cast members on Lindsay’s show also roll their eyes at the comparison — because they think Beach Club is the vastly superior series. “They should be so lucky!” clubber Billy Estevez told Page Six. “They work at a little, cheap restaurant in West Hollywood,” Beach Club ‘s resident douche villain Brent Marks chimed in. “Well, I mean it’s kind of expensive though, but I mean we work in Mykonos on an exotic island.” Hilariously, this is not the first time that Lindsay has gotten caught up in Vanderpump -related drama. For years, Jax Taylor has been saying he slept with Lohan , a claim the former actress vehemently denies. Was launching a rip-off and firing Scheana’s friend all part of Lindsay’s revenge strategy? If so, it might go down in history as the most petty and needlessly-elaborate revenge in modern history. View Slideshow: 37 Classic Vanderpump Rules Moments in GIFs
Earlier this month, beloved actor Luke Perry died after suffering a massive stroke. He was only 52, and is survived by his two young adult children. His daughter, Sophie, admits that she unprepared for his death and is still figuring out how to balance grieving publicly and privately. But over the weekend, she shared a beautiful throwback pic of her dad and admits that mourning hits harder some days than others. Sophie Perry shared this photo of her with her dad. She captioned the image: “miss him a little extra today.” This is not the first time that the grieving 18-year-old has been upfront about how complicated the mourning process is. She misses her father. He died so very suddenly. It is very natural that, on some days, the profound loss hits her even harder than on others. Previously, Sophie opened up after her father’s heartbreaking passing. “A lot has happened in this past week for me,” Sophie began. “Everything is happening so fast.” “I made it back from Malawi just in time to be here with my family,” she acknowledged. “And in the past 24 hours,” she noted. “I have received an overwhelming amount of love and support.” “I cannot individually respond to the hundreds of beautiful and heartfelt messages,” Sophie admitted. “But I see them.” “And,” Sophie emphasized. “Appreciate you all for sending positivity to my family and I.” “I’m not really sure what to say or do in this situation,” she confessed. Sophie pointed out: “it’s something you aren’t ever given a lesson on how to handle.” “Especially,” she added. “When it’s all happening in the public eye.” “So bear with me,” Sophie implored her followers. “And know that I am grateful for all the love.” “Just, being grateful quietly,” she concluded. Unfortunately, not everyone gave her the space that she needed, which caused Sophie to have to put grief-shaming trolls in their place . “Since my dad died I have received a lot of attention online,” Sophie began. “And most of it has been positive,” she affirmed. “But of course, some people just can’t be nice.” “And I’m here to say that I did not ask for this attention,” she reminded them. “I did not ask to be thrown into some virtual spotlight,” “And while I don’t mean to offend anybody,” Sophie clarified. “I’m also not going to cater to any one else’s needs and beliefs.” Good for her. “I’m 18. I swear like a sailor and sometimes I dress like a hooker,” Sophie reminded everyone. “And I support causes and you may not.” “And most importantly,” Sophie said. “I am going to laugh and smile and live my normal life.” Contrary to what you may see on poorly written dramas, it is healthy for grieving people to live their lives. “YES I am hurt and sad and crying and beside myself with what happened to my dad,” Sophie admitted. She affirmed: “It’s the worst thing to ever happen in my life.” “And I am torn the f–k up over it,” she confessed. “But I’m not going to sit in my room and cry day in and day out until the internet has deemed it appropriate for me to do otherwise,” Sophie emphasized. Good! “And if you knew my dad,” she told her followers. “You would know he wouldnt want me to.” “So you shouldn’t either,” she suggested. “So to those of you shaming me for my language and my wardrobe and most disgustingly, my grieving process,” Sophie wrote. She continued: “do us both the favor and just unfollow.” “It’s a waste of both of our time,” she concluded. View Slideshow: Luke Perry: Mourned, Remembered by Co-Stars and Friends