Source: Jeff Greenberg / Getty Saturday Night Live Nails This Bodega Bathroom Sketch If you’ve ever been to a bodega in New York City , chances are you haven’t been to the bathroom–because nobody has. Who in their right mind would go to the bathroom in the corner store that’s 3 minutes from your own apartment anyway? On last night’s episode of Saturday Night Live , Kenan Thompson, Pete Davidson, and other cast members tackled a skit about what it’s really like in those bodega bathrooms…and the result is absolutely hilarious.
Text “RICKEY” to 71007 to join the Rickey Smiley Morning Show mobile club for exclusive news. ( Terms and conditions ). Source: FayesVision/WENN.com / WENN Via Madamenoire : Garrett Morris is a legend in the game. The New Orleans native worked in theater for years before starring in Cooley High, on “ Saturday Night Live ” and our generation knows him for his role as Stan Winters on “ Martin .” But the role didn’t last as long as it could have. And after three years (from the show’s launch in 1992 to 1995) Morris was inexplicably cut from the show. And he was cut during a very vulnerable time in his life. Sign Up For Our Newsletter! Close Thank you for subscribing! Please be sure to open and click your first newsletter so we can confirm your subscription. Email Submit In 1994, Morris was shot by a “would-be-mugger.” Reportedly, Morris fought back. And as a result of the unexpected confrontation, he shot Morris in his intestines and chest. He underwent several operations as a result. The assailant was later convicted and sent to prison. While incarcerated, fans of Morris assaulted the robber as a form of revenge. While Morris was in the hospital recuperating, he received a script saying that his character Stan was selling the radio station and moving to China. He made one final appearance in the show’s third season where he was walking with a cane because of the numerous operations. SEE ALSO: Martin Lawrence Tells How He Would Honor Tommy Ford If “Martin” Returns [EXCLUSIVE VIDEO] Morris has spoken about his anger regarding the situation, but he never named the person responsible for his termination. But in a recent interview with Netflix’s “Strong Black Lead,” Morris said his departure from the show was unexpected. “But the man who produced “Martin” basically was Martin Lawrence. And after I had no bad words with him, still to this day, I do not understand why he decided to fire me while I was in Daniel Freeman Hospital. Not only fired me while I was in the hospital itself, but then went around telling people in interviews that he came and sat by my bed and cried and stuff like that. The same person.” Give @brokeymcpoverty an award for investigative journalism We got the inside scoop on what really happened to @_GarrettMorris 's character Stan on “Martin.” #StrongBlackLegends LISTEN for more https://t.co/Df66EobFDF pic.twitter.com/GhDMuhMm9p — Strong Black Lead (@strongblacklead) February 27, 2019 You can watch the full interview in the video below. [ione_media_gallery src=”https://rickeysmileymorningshow.com” id=”1903135″ overlay=”true”] ALSO TRENDING ON RICKEYSMILEYMORNINGSHOW.COM : T.I.’s Sister, Precious Harris, Dead at 66 All The Beautiful Photos Of Keshia Knight Pulliam’s Daughter [PHOTOS] KTLA Anchor Chris Burrous Dies After Putting Crystal Meth In Anus Follow @TheRSMS
Source: Kevin Winter / Getty Kevin Hart Gets Some Help With Moving From Pete Davidson Kevin Hart just recently kicked off the second season of his Laugh Out Loud original series, What The Fit . In the latest episode, Hart is joined by fellow comedian, Saturday Night Live’s Pete Davidson . Instead of taking a yoga class or doing some karate like usual, the pair helps an unsuspecting family with moving out of their home–But things end up taking a turn for the worse as a medical emergency threatens to derail this fitness journey.
Source: NBC / Getty SNL’s Black Cast Members Get Interrupted During Their Tribute Saturday Night Live has always been criticized for their cast often lacking diversity, which is what makes this Black History Month Presentation that much more on point and hilarious. Kenan Thompson , Leslie Jones, Chris Redd and Ego Nwodim come together onstage to pay tribute to African-American entertainers who contributed to SNL ‘s legacy, but they end up getting interrupted by their white cast member, Kyle Mooney.
Pete Davidson made his first extended appearance on Saturday Night Live this weekend since threatening to kill himself over Instagram a few weeks ago. On the latest edition of this NBC program, the comedian stopped by Weekend Update and offered his thoughts on… … random Clint Eastwood movie The Mule?!? Yes. But the aforementioned talk of taking his own life did not go totally ignored. “Here to talk about a very important experience he had over the holidays is Pete Davidson,” Colin Jost said as Davidson joined him during the segment, asking: “How are ya, Pete?” “I'm great, as you know, I've had a really crazy month, and I wanna talk about something that matters a lot to me,” Davidson replied. “OK, mental health?” Jost asked. “No, the new Clint East movie, The Mule,” Davidson told Jost. From there, Davidson and fellow comedian John Mulaney really did talk at length about this film, although Pete did quip at one: “After observing John's life, I publicly threatened suicide. I'm sorry, I know I shouldn't make that joke, but it is funny.” This is where Mulaney turned to Davidson to assure him, “You are loved by many…and we are glad you are OK.” Back in December, the 25-year-old cast member shared a note on his Instagram account that read as follows: “I really don't want to be on this earth anymore. I'm doing my best to stay here for you but I actually don't know how much longer I can last. All I've ever tried to do was help people. Just remember I told you so.” Davidson has often been open about his struggles with substance abuse and mental health. He was also open about his engagement to Ariana Grande , until that fizzled out and the two went their separate ways. At the end of his segment here, Davidson did seemingly addressed his ex, saying very simply: “I didn't mention her once.” Check out the sort of funny and definitely awkward skit here.
Pete Davidson really wishes Ariana Grande has not told the world that he has a giant penis. Yes, it’s true: This may the biggest first world problem anyone has ever encountered. Back in June, in case you somehow forgot, Grande was asked by a fan for the length of her interlude in the track “Pete.” But the pop star used this as an opportunity to joke (or not joke?) about her then-fiance’s d-ck size, replying that she estimated Davidson’s unit to measure around 10 inches. When erect, we assume. If that were her measurement when merely flaccid, well… there’s just no way Grande would be walking properly, even all these months later. So this sort of just became something everyone knows about Pete Davidson. The guy is funny on Saturday Night Live. He has battled substance abuse problems for years. And he’s massively hung. However, during a stand-up comedy act at Tarrytown Music Hall in New York on January 12, Davidson told attendeed that he actually would have preferred it if Grande had kept this information to herself. “I don’t like that she talked all that sh-t for my penis,” he joked to the crowd, referencing Ariana’s height and adding: “Everything is huge to her. Why would she tell everyone that I have a huge penis? So that every girl who sees my d-ck for the rest of my life is disappointed.” That’s pretty funny, we must admit. And it’s also sort of accurate: Grande stands only five feet tall. In her “Thank U, Next” music video, which indirectly addressed many of her ex-lovers, Grande added that a certain past boyfriend was “really big.” And we’re pretty sure she meant in the crotch department. Davidson, who appeared to threaten suicide not too long ago and who is hopefully doing much better these days, is obviously now using these Grande quotes for joke material. Which is his right, of course. But it does bring up something of a double standard, doesn’t it? Yes, we all laugh when Grande mentions Davidson’s impressive penis size. We all assume Davidson should just be flattered and pretty psyched that the world is aware of his status down there. However, let’s turn the tables. Let’s say a famous guy was going on and on in public about how his famous ex had giant boobs. He’d be dismissed as a sexist and a huge pig, right? Just something to consider, folks.
It’s a new year. But it’s the same old Louis C.K. Actually, that’s not even accurate: it’s a somewhat different Louis C.K. than the one who came across as mostly harmless and well-intentioned before he was outed as a serial and offensive masturbator . As you very likely have read about by now, leaked audio of a recent stand-up set by the controversial comedian went viral late last week. It featured C.K. making fun of non-binary individuals who wish to be referred to by the pronouns “they” or “them,” and it also featured the star mocking survivors of that school shooting in Parkland, Florida . A quick and horrifying refresher : On February 14, 2018, a gunman opened fire at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, murdering seventeen students and staff members and injuring seventeen others. In the wake of this tragedy, a handful of the students who survived have spoken out passionately about the country’s need for more strict gun control legislation. And C.K. apparently finds this appalling. “Testify in front of Congress, these kids, what the f-ck? What are you doing?” says C.K. in this audio clip , adding in a very strange attempt to be funny: “Cause you went to a high school where kids got shot, why does that mean I have to listen to you? Why does that make you interesting? “You didn’t get shot. You pushed some fat kid in the way and now I gotta listen to you talking?” The backlash to this lame joke was swift and savage, with many associated with the Parkland massacre speaking out on social media. “It’s a shame when you sink so low that your comeback plan is to make fun of school shooting survivors for speaking out,” Stoneman Douglas graduate Ryan Deitsch said on Twitter. He later urged folks to stop discussing this subject in order to rob C.K. of the publicity: “While I appreciate members of the press for doing their duties, I & hopefully others will decline to speak more on this subject. “This will only grant further attention to an individual whose deplorability belongs left behind as we all ascend into a brighter new year.” For a very understandable reason, however, Fred Guttenberg could not follow this advice. Having lost his 14-year-old daughter, Jamie, in the attack, Guttenberg addressed C.K. directly with a pointed message: “To anyone who knows Louis CK, please deliver this message for me. My daughter was killed in the Parkland shooting. “My son ran from the bullets. My wife and I deal with loss everyday. Why don’t you come to my house and try out your new pathetic jokes?” Elsewhere in his set, C.K. wondered why teenagers these days aren’t just getting drunk and partying and simply relaxing and having fun, just like they did in his day. Parkland survivor Kyra Parrow has the perfect response to this question. Although taking jello shots & eating mushrooms might have been ideal for you when you were 18, that is not the luxury that we have after having to see our friends and classmates in caskets because of preventable gun violence.
Welp, that didn't take long. Chrissy Teigen just created the first viral moment of 2019. And she did it when the new year was merely a second old. Teigen appeared on NBC’s New Year’s Eve telecast on Monday evening, where she counted down to the new year with Saturday Night Live star Leslie Jones and Today‘s Carson Daly. Typically, we'd be wondering why on earth a single person would ever go down to Times Square to watch the ball drop in person around this time. However, instead of shaking our heads over the thousands of revelers in the background of the clip featured here, we're laughing our rear ends off over what transpired between Teigen and Jones. You see, when the hilarious social media user and mother of two went in to hug Jones … she was accidentally smacked in the face by Leslie's umbrella. “I'm okay!” Teigen joked on Twitter after a follower shared video from the unexpected moment, adding: “7am. Heading back out to Time's Square to find my eyeball.” Jones, who is also an expert user of the Twitter machine, chimed in as follows: “Ugh I can't believe I hit @ChrissyTeigen in face!! Lordt!! I love you boo!! So Sorry. #ThatsWhyIHateUmbrellas.” Perhaps, however, this moment was actually planned in order to serve as a distraction from the mini controversy Teigen stirred up when she mentioned vaginal steaming on the show. Yes, vaginal steaming. In response, some viewers complained that the subject wasn’t appropriate for a telecast many were watching with they’re young kids. Wrote one individual, for example: “Maybe I’m old but not that old. Watching NBC with my 12 year old 20 min before the ball drops and Chrissy Teigen starts talking about vaginal steaming. Really?! “The host of NYE…vaginal steaming? Come on…have a little CLASS. Too many families watching honey. Not cute.” Do you agree? Ponder the answer while you watch Teigen gets destroyed by the umbrella in this footage.
Miley Cyrus was on Saturday Night Live the other day, I guess it would have been Saturday, and I am only posting it now, what kind of dated blog is this, shit has happened and has been happened for three days which is a decade in the internet world….but here it is…Miley bringing the tits out for Xmas….because Miley likes bringing her tits out…it is her marketing campaign and how she leveraged going from Disney Kid to slutty mainstream pop star people care about….I am just mad she wasn’t diddling herself while giant animatronic reindeer ejaculated neon paint on her anus..the way you’d think her creative direction would go….instead we got racy Hilary Clinton…in the pant suit…and another Miley song…something we don’t need. But she needs to pay her insurance deductible on her burnt out house she is probably expoloiting to get sympathy from all to make more money…tactics! JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Miley Cyrus Tits out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
You know how Ryan Edwards just got out of a long stay in rehab and everybody had high hopes that he could actually turn his life around this time? Yeah, about that … See, Ryan's done a lot of not-so-great things over the years. Lots and lots of them. One of those things is that he made a Tinder profile and tried to hook up with girls while married to Mackenzie Standifer. He's done that a couple of times, and now? Well, it looks like he's gone and done it again. 1. Dang It, Ryan 2018 just hasn’t been Ryan’s year, let’s be honest. 2. Huh But if 2018 hasn’t been his year … what year HAS been good for him? 3. Real Talk Ryan’s always been kind of a mess, right? Nearly 10 years ago when Maci was 16 and Pregnant, we saw him be pretty rude and indifferent about everything, and not much has changed since then. 4. Yup He’s never been a super active father, he’s never gone out of his way to get along with Maci, or with anyone, really. 5. There It Is But a couple of years ago, it became increasingly clear that Ryan seemed to be suffering from some kind of substance abuse problem. 6. Awww Last year, Maci confirmed that he had a drug problem on Teen Mom OG, and while she didn’t say what his drug of choice was, she did say that she’d heard from mutual friends that things had taken a terrifying turn. View Slideshow
