Source: Jeff Greenberg / Getty Saturday Night Live Nails This Bodega Bathroom Sketch If you’ve ever been to a bodega in New York City , chances are you haven’t been to the bathroom–because nobody has. Who in their right mind would go to the bathroom in the corner store that’s 3 minutes from your own apartment anyway? On last night’s episode of Saturday Night Live , Kenan Thompson, Pete Davidson, and other cast members tackled a skit about what it’s really like in those bodega bathrooms…and the result is absolutely hilarious.
Source: Alan Schein Photography / Getty Home Depot Bomb Threat Was Just A Misunderstanding You really gotta watch what you say when you’re out in public, and this story proves just that…in the most ridiculous way possible. Police were called to a Home Depot in Wichita, Kansas after it was believed that a man was making a bomb threat while shopping in the home improvement store. The 911 audio was recently released by Sedgwick County Communications, in which the caller tells the operator that someone may have made a bomb threat, according to reports from KWCH . “We just had a customer here made what may have been a bomb threat,” the caller told the police. “He said, uh, somebody told me there’s a bomb in here and you need to leave the building. He said it three times.” Staff was alerted to the possible “bomb threat” after a person overheard the man talking in the store’s restroom. However, authorities learned later that the threat was actually just a euphemism used by a man who reeeeally had to use the bathroom. “You all need to get out of here because I’m fixin’ to blow it up,” is what the man allegedly said that tipped off fellow consumers. A fellow witness to the bomb about to be dropped in the bathroom believed it to be a joke and laughed at the man, while police were able to track the man down and clear up the serious misunderstanding. Apparently, this isn’t the first time an incident like has occurred before. Back in November, one man in New Orleans was arrested after he allegedly threatened to blow up Willie’s Chicken Shack, but claimed that he actually said he was going “blow the bathroom up” in the same way the Home Depot customer meant. Arthur Posey, the man in question, faced two charges of communicating false information of planned arson.
Look, nobody likes Derick Dillard, right? Well, like we’re sure Jill thinks he’s OK, and he has family and friends and all that. And then there are the people who are obsessed with the Duggars, who think they are a beautiful, wholesome family and all that stuff with Josh was no big deal because hey, everybody makes mistakes. But when it comes to the casual observers of this family, the people who are familiar with them and actually have some common sense? Yeah, Derick is the worst. And this is for many reasons. Of course Derick holds the same conservative beliefs as the rest of the Duggars, that’s no surprise. The difference is that Derick is just super, super outspoken about it. You probably know where this is going — remember when he thought it was a good idea to go after Jazz Jennings, a transgender teenager who also has a show on TLC? He’s done this several times, actually, but it’s always the same. He misgenders her on purpose, referring to her as “him” and “he” when Jazz has made it abundantly clear that she’s a “she,” and he believes that that her parents are abusing her by allowing her to transition. These kinds of comments got him, along with Jill, fired from Counting On. On top of that, there’s all the begging for money. Derick has asked fans for donations many, many times for their missionary trips, even though they were reality stars for most of that. Jill’s dad owns several private jets, you’d think they could afford to go to Central America, you know? Lots of people thought Derick was taking advantage of his wife’s fame to get money and to avoid getting a real job, and that’s because he was. These days, Derick is going to law school , which is cool, but he’s still not working. And that leads us (kind of) into the next thing … Which is that Derick really just seems to be a not-so-great husband. He’s taken Jill with him to class or to the library several times and called it “date night,” which is just sad. Obviously he’s busy with school, but lots of Duggar fans seem to think that he’s putting in minimal effort in his marriage. They also think he’s not putting in effort for their two sons, either. Last month, he called them a “curse” in a tweet , so that should show you how he feels about that. Derick just has lots of bad qualities, and there’s no way around that. But was he characteristically awful for Valentine’s Day, too? He actually wasn’t! As Jill explained on Instagram, “He ordered flowers last week to be sent to our house today with a note that told me to look in the trumpet on the piano.” “It had a handwritten note rolled up and placed in the end of it that he had placed there this morning!” “So very thoughtful!” she gushed. “Love my hubby!” “Ok, so funny story though,” she continued. “He hoped they would be delivered while he was at school … but when he got home this evening, the UPS truck was just pulling away and some of our neighbor’s packages were on our doorstop.” She said that their packages and their neighbor’s packages are “continually getting mixed up,” but that “when he took them over to her place, my flowers with my name were on her doorstep!” “I was distracted giving the boys baths when Derick came in,” she wrote, “so in the end it still worked out great.” “He got the flowers all fixed up and then called me in … I just love that he put so much thought into it all … so great!” She finished up her story with a sweet “Love you babe!” It’s hard to make out the note Derick wrote for her, but it begins with “When I think of all the ways the lord has blessed me, you’re at the top of my list.” Honestly, this really was sweet of Derick, right? Flowers, a handwritten note expressing love and appreciation for your spouse — it’s basically what Valentine’s Day is all about. Here’s hoping that he can keep up this same energy for a while instead of going back to the same old terrible Derick. It would be neat if he had a redeeming quality, wouldn’t it? View Slideshow: Jill Duggar & Derick Dillard Net Worth: Are They REALLY Broke?!
They say no good deed goes unpunished. A Kansas man learned that lesson the hard way this week when his honorable warning to his fellow Home Depot customers was mistaken as a dangerous bomb threat. According to police, the unidentified man informed other bathroom users that he desperately needed to, um … liquidate some lumber. Unfortunately, a poor choice of words and some confusion over common fecal slang led to a very messy situation. Allow us to explain: A police report from the incident indicates that the entire store was evacuated when the man was overheard remarking: “You all need to get out of here because I’m fixin’ to blow it up.” According to a witness, two patrons laughed because they understood the man “was in a serious need to defecate, and that he was attempting to provide a polite warning to the other patrons of the bathroom.” But a third shopper clearly wasn’t in on the joke. A 911 call from a Home Depot employee reveals that at least one customer mistakenly believed the man was planning to drop a literal bomb. “We just had a customer here made what may have been a bomb threat,” the caller said. “He said, uh, somebody told me there’s a bomb in here and you need to leave the building. He said it three times.” We’re not sure why anyone thought an actual bomber would announce his violent intentions to his potential victims, but police were quick to evacuate everyone in the store, including one man who was “standing at a urinal” at the time of the incident. Fortunately, someone eventually explained to police that the bathroom bomber “meant a bowel movement” and was not referring to an actual explosive device. Unless he had recently eaten Taco Bell, in which case there’s no telling what might have happened. On Twitter, the story elicited much laughter and the use of many a smiling poop emoji. “These are very touchy times. Instead of threatening to blow up a place with a bowel movement, just do it,” tweeted Ira Kutis. Obviously, that’s great advice. If you follow it every time you deuce in the Depot, it should ensure that the only thing being evacuated will be your colon. Interestingly, it seems that Home Depot bathrooms are frequently witness to LOL-worthy chicanery. In 2013, a woman somehow Superglued herself to a toilet inside the store. Okay, we guess there are only two wacky Home Depot bathroom stories that made national headlines. But hey, that’s twice as many as Lowe’s! That may sound like a condemnation, but actually, it’s an endorsement. After all, who doesn’t like a little bathroom humor when they’re shopping for a new plunger?
Things for 90 Day Fiance stars Colt and Larissa took a somewhat scary turn after Larissa was arrested for domestic battery . Her arrest followed an argument in which she locked herself in the bathroom and begged her followers for help. Now, however, she’s out on bond, and she and Colt want to assure everyone that everything’s fine, actually . After being released on bond, Larissa put out a statement on her Instagram Story. “Hello everyone,” Larissa begins. “Thank you for the support and love,” she says. “I am safe and resting.” “The past 48 hours have been the most difficult in my life,” the 31-year-old Brazilian woman admits. “But reading the messages from all of you has made me smile,” Larissa writes. “God bless and thank you,” she concludes, promising: “I’ll update soon.” Upon her return to Instagram, Larissa changed her frantic-cry-for-help bio so that it read “survivor.” That, particularly from someone who is not a native English speaker, is very cryptic. She has since changed the profile on her still-private Instagram to something more general about how she’s a 90 Day Fiance star. Larissa also shared the above photo of her and Colt at an aquarium. “People are asking about me and Colt, sending message to him (I read everything),” she writes in the caption. Larissa affirms: “We are together and strong. We just choose [to not] expose it.” What she means by that is that they have decided to not go into detail about what went down — not yet, anyway. For his part, Colt decided to take aim at people who were trying to figure out what happened between them. “Self proclaimed internet sleuths who think they are Woodward and Bernstein,” Colt’s Instagram post begins. Colt continues: “They are simply people that spread misinformation, lies, and chaos to make themselves look important.” “They are nothing and will never be relevant,” Colt declares. He and Larissa had both posted about what had happened between them, but it looks like he didn’t care for the people who were spinning theories. Honestly, that message is a little hostile. We strongly prefer when Colt posts cat photos. As we mentioned, both 90 Day Fiance stars — who were married last June — had spoken about the fight. Larissa had claimed that she was upset with Colt for not being open about their marriage on social media. She said that he’d brought home flowers but when they continued to fight, he’d knocked over shelves. She then said that he’d deactivated her wifi and took her phone, which caused her to panic. She hid in the bathroom and used a tablet to try to convince her followers to message Colt and tell him to reconnect her. Larissa also expressed a fear that Colt would call the police. Ultimately, it looks like someone — perhaps a fan — called the police. “Larissa was arrested this afternoon,” Colt shared on Instagram over the weekend. “She suffers from high anxiety and several [sic] depression.” “She overreacted to problems that do not exist,” Colt claimed. “I proceeded to deactivate her phone to try to defuse the situation. This escalated issues and matters became worse,” he admitted. Colt realized: “She felt this action was a threat towards her and tried to reach out for help.” “Not long after her cry was posted,” he said. “The police came and knocked down the front door. They drew their guns at me and handcuffed me.” It sounds like both of them feared for their safety at one point. “The police interviewed us,” Colt said. “But not long after they decided to arrest Larissa.” “No one was hurt and I did not press charges against my wife,” Colt clarified. “However,” he explained. “It is policy in the state of Nevada that since we are in a domestic partnership, someone had to be arrested.” So that is Colt’s side of the story. Even if no one was really hurt, everything about that sounds toxic. We hope that nothing like it ever happens again. Whatever went down, we have a suspicion that 90 Day Fiance is going to want to address it on camera. View Slideshow: 90 Day Fiance: Larissa Dos Santos ARRESTED For Assaulting Husband!
Source: Arterra / Getty If you’re a native New Yorker, then you’re probably use to the rat epidemic. After all, NYC is the rat capital of the world. With rodents riding the train and taking people’s pizza — they might as well start paying taxes. If you think that’s wild, just imagine how NY resident, Bari Finkel, felt when she saw a baby rat crawling out of her bathroom sink. Hi a rat baby just came out of our sink?? New York you're a literal nightmare? pic.twitter.com/cYJKLx965M — Bari Finkel (@finkelbaripie) July 14, 2018 It crawled back down the drain? pic.twitter.com/JJl24klwjN — Bari Finkel (@finkelbaripie) July 14, 2018 Getting a cat for the apartment would work anywhere else in the world, but not in NY with those thorough bred rodents. Girl you gotta go! He’s calling his boys!! pic.twitter.com/ewuZfg3VAj — Amber Nicole (@Lady_Luxury_93) July 14, 2018 If this happened to you, you moving out or nah? Hit us up on Twitter and Facebook to share your thoughts. via GIPHY
Romee Strijd looks like a good time….living her best life….bikini out for all the fathers who hid in the bathroom jerking off to their wife’s Victoria’s Secret catalog….because she is a Victoria’s Secret girl….designed to be jerked off to…
The best thing about these face injections all the girls are getting is that they all go overboard, it’s like they have such severe body dysmorphia and the injections must feel good, or make them feel hot, or whatever, that they just keep fucking going until they look like a battered up sex doll. All of these girls from Kylie to Bella Thorne have jacked their faces up so hard, too hard, to the point of being cartoon-like. We know Selena Gomez since the new organs she harvested her kidney, has been jacking up her face, but looks like she went a little too hard with it this last time, covering up her lips, knowing they are all inflated and clown like…who cares..I know…but here it is anyway – to laugh at.. I mean she is the most followed girl on Instagram you know… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Selena Gomez New Face Hiding her New Face of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Although I’ve replaced Emma Roberts as my favorite celebrity kid on my list of celebrity kids I like that I have written on my bathroom wall in semen with Johnny Depp’s kid… I still have a warm place in my hot for her, she’s skinny, she’s cute, there’s something about her that I like…probably her daddy issues…but then again, her dad is hardly a celebrity, I mean sure he’s had his Oscar win, but the movies he does now are more school projects for NETFLIX than real movie, I mean their is a camera there but based on that logic, every social media whore is a fucking movie star… She’s still got that level of entitled cunt, but with more to prove because her dad is such a fuck up, making her all the more interesting a character… To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE The post Emma Roberts is Hot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
On May 18, the world awakened to the sad news that iconic Soundgarden frontman Chris Cornell had passed away unexpectedly after performing at a concert in Detroit. At first, conflicting reports emerged regarding Cornell’s cause of death , but eventually police and medical investigators were able to arrive at a definitive conclusion about the singer’s final hours. To the utter shock of his friends, family, and fans, Chris Cornell had taken his own life . The full results of the investigation , published today by The Detroit Free Press , paint a harrowing scene of a frantic wife enlisting the aid of a bodyguard to try and save her husband’s life from several hundred miles away. Vicky Karayiannis told police that her final conversation with her distraught husband led her to the conclusion that Cornell had fallen off the wagon after several years of sobriety. Fearing the worst, she called his bodyguard from her home in Los Angeles, and asked him to check on Cornell, explaining that the 52-year-old did not sound like he was okay.” Martin Kirsten forcibly entered Cornell’s hotel room, only to find that he was too late. The singer had hung himself with the aid of a mountain climbing clip and an exercise band. “I went inside and the bathroom door was partially opened, and I could see his feet,” Kirsten told police in a sworn statement published for the first time today. The investigation answers two lingering questions regarding Cornell’s final moments – namely, was he intoxicated, and was foul play involved? According to today’s report, Cornell did have several prescription drugs in his system at the time of his death, which may have contributed to his decision to take his own life. As for foul play, investigators have concluded that there is no reason to believe any second parties were involved in Cornell’s passing. Rumors that circulated on social media this week, seem to have been the result of photos from the scene of Cornell’s death that were recently published by TMZ. The images showed blood on the floor of the bathroom where he hanged himself, which many amateur sleuths took as a sign of a struggle. However, medical experts say it is not uncommon for hanging victims to bleed from their nose and mouth. Hopefully, the new information published today will help provide a modicum of closure to the many who are still grieving the loss of one of the music world’s great talents. View Slideshow: Chris Cornell: Mourned, Remembered by Stars Everywhere
