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Lily Allen Slutty Lingerie Selfies of the Day

Posted on March 1, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

“Felt cute might delete” Into the concept of the whole cocktease on the internet…you know almost mocking the sluts by being a slut in and of yourself. A little parody or satire while getting the same results as those you’re mocking…. Not into the whole Lily Allen doing this half naked in lingerie shit…terrible..really… It’s just evidence that feeling great, doesn’t mean you’re great…like feeling cute doesn’t mean you’re cute. It is hard to hate a bitch, any bitch, of any age….who posts slutty selfies designed for people they want to fuck…not the general public who doesn’t even remember who LILY Allen is… The post Lily Allen Slutty Lingerie Selfies of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jojo On Instagram of the Day

Posted on March 10, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I wonder what message Jojo is trying to convey to her fans in this Instagram pic… Could it be “I remember when guys used to leave really aggressive sexual comments on my videos because I was 16 and on MTV and dudes fucking love that…and I fucking love that…bring that back”… Or maybe it is “I dropped out of the scene when social media started, because I had more money than I knew what to do with, so I fucked a series of black guys, their dicks are bigger”….. Or it’s “I came back and no one cared, so here’s my tits”.. Either way, it’s something….something very bulbous…and I’m not talking about her eyebrow ring….PS who the fuck has eyebrow rings…?? The post Jojo On Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Aniston in Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Posted on March 10, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jennifer Aniston did this shoot for Harper’s Bazaar that is a little theatrical, seeing as she’s holding a falcon on some very weird concept shit, in what looks like a see through lace top cupping what seems like a great tit, and the other pictures of her standing in water from afar with her reflection because two Jennifer Anistons is better than one according to Jennifer Aniston….you know it’d have to be theatrical to think that at 50 she’s still hot, or a love interest in a movie, she’s managed to fool audiences this long to think her hard nipples were actually something in their 30s….but the jig is up, her and Cameron Diaz can makeway for actually hot chicks who can play themselves in movies and TVs and who cost a fraction of the price… Sure this grandma is one of the last generations of “actors” who scammed the system and got paid a lot of fucking money without having to work or be engaging…but now…the world knows who people actually want to see – and it’s not Jennifer Aniston – unless of course she’s playing a falconeer… I still find it funny that Brad Pitt left her and that no one has ever knocked her up because she was too busy staring in bunk quality content…. I like to laugh at failures of people worth hundreds of millions of dollars…for the dumbest fucking reason to be worth hundreds of millions dollars…a reason I call FRIENDS> … The post Jennifer Aniston in Harper’s Bazaar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Krysten Ritter did Esquire of the Day

Posted on March 10, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I never knew who Krysten Ritter was, I just know she’s been around for a while, and I never found her interesting, she was like a bootleg Anne Hathaway with nothing interesting to offer, other than maybe being a GOTH, which is so trendy and cool when you’re rich and your idea of GOTH is going to Whole Foods… I was never excited by her bikini pics, or really anything she did, but then someone, let’s call her 20 year old I stick my dick in, made me watch the show she’s in, I can’t even remember the name, but I remember it’s not Deadpool…and for some reason…I was totally down with her drunken, slutty, railed by huge black guys character, that could be her real personality, acting is a fucking lie…and I was sold… So if you’re out there trying to get me to like you, get drunk, fuck black dudes, send pics…. This is a preview of her in Esquire…in a basic pic, but lookin’ hot enough for me…which isn’t saying much, one day I’ll post the things I bang…and you’ll see…I’m a hater with no grounds to be a hater other than my right to an opinion..as a very miserable person… The post Krysten Ritter did Esquire of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charli XCX Butt SHot of the Day

Posted on February 19, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve seen Charli XCX perform, it was accidental uneventful, I don’t even remember where it was or why I saw it and she wasn’t very impressive at all, not even her tits could save the hack of a performer she was…but the good news for her and I guess for us is that no one actually cares about music or art or any of that “substance” stuff that people used to be celebrated for, you know “talent”…what people care about is a girl being as slutty as possible, as naked or slutty dressed as possible attending all the relevant events like she matters – so the paparazzi take pics of her…so tits can save…and this is the proof…even though I’m more into looking at her fat ass..because showing tits is so obvious when her whole campaign is based around tits. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Charli XCX Butt SHot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gwyneth Paltrow Playing Hollywood Legends for Max Factor of the Day

Posted on July 1, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am going to assume that Gwyneth Paltrow got paid a million dollars or more to do this campaign for Max Factor cosmetics….and I got paid zero to promote it…because the world is not fair, there is an injustice and that’s ok. If you’re wondering why I am posting it, it’s because I like the arrogance, or how presumptuous it is of Gwyneth to pose as Audrey Hepburn and Brigette Bardot….I mean even if it wasn’t her idea, there is no way that this rich kid who got daddy to hook her up with work, that led to more work is ever going to be a Hollywood Classic, the reality is, if she wasn’t always talking about herself, no one would even remember her or any of her work… I can’t imagine in 40 years people masturbating to any of her work, in fact I can’t imagine anyone masturbating to any of her work now. I don’t even think Brad Pitt jerks off to memories of fucking her when he hides in the bathroom for some alone time…. THis level of obnoxious entertains me…and it is all about me people.

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Emily Ratajkowski Still Exists and She’s in GQ of the Day

Posted on June 24, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am a firm believer that Emily Ratajkowski is on the decline. I think last year was her breakout year, and pretty much gave us all she has to offer. I don’t think the attention span of the general public is really in this one for a long haul. I mean sure she’s got an interesting bird face, and massive tits, and big fake looking lips and tits, but so does every fucking lap dancing stripper I know…. She got in a viral video, people liked her tits, the mainstream media interpreted that as relevant, like they did with Tila Tequila, and now she’s just riding that wave as it comes into shore…because there are so many more interesting, friendlier, prettier, bustier, amazing girls that Emily Ratajkowski… She just pulled off a good scam, and with every scam, you eventually get cuaghter. I guess GQ is giving her one more shot, but this time next year, you won’t even remember this bitch…unless she proves me wrong, which is possible…I’m wrong all the fucking time…I mean look at my life…clearly I’ve been wrong before, like in every fucking choice I’ve made! here are the GQ pics…

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Kari Wuhrer’s Hotness Comeback

Posted on April 9, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I can’t even remember the last time I saw Kari Wuhrer anywhere, but for whatever reason, she was at NBC’s Summer Press Day looking downright foxy again. Even if I do remember her usually wearing way less clothing than this. Anyway, according to my research, Kari’s a MILF these days and is going to be in the Sharknado sequel, so here’s hoping this is just the start of a big hotness comeback for her. Because me and the Little Tuna are definitely looking forward to partying like it’s 1999 again. » view all 23 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Terrell Davis Grabs Jackie Guerrido’s Weather Woman Tit of the DAy

Posted on February 3, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Life lesson, when life gives you a busty, popular Telemundo host, who is known on the internet for having big tits, and who you probably won’t see ever again, or even remember because you don’t watch Telemundo, that’s for hispanics…you grab her fucking tits….

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Eva Longoria Is Maxim’s “Woman Of The Year”

Posted on January 7, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I wish the folks at Maxim saw these candids of Eva Longoria before they decided to make her Maxim’s “Woman Of The Year”. It’s a very odd choice considering she’s completely irrelevant now. I can’t even remember the last time I did a post on her. Nonetheless, I guess when there’s a good photographer with great Photoshop skills she can run with the best of them.

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