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Eva Longoria Swimsuit of the Day

I thought Eva Longoria was too old to be pregnant…. But it looks like she’s pregnant… Or maybe, she’s just morphing into every Mexican 50 year old at any taco stand across America…with a big belly from taking bites of all that corn all day..whilst making Tortillas… I would think most vain people would think “I’m not looking my best, maybe I’ll avoid the beach and stick to my fucking mansion and its private pool”…but I guess vanity means even when you look like shit you think you look fucking hot…or is that Narcissism…I didn’t go to school I don’t know these things but I can tell Eva Longoria knowing she’s Eva Longoria…the spoiled Mexican first generation DREAM baby who didn’t get locked up and separated by her family…but who instead was raised whiter than white, so white she’s likely racist to Mexicans….thinks she’s hot, looking hot, even when fat and lazy…cuz she’s Eva Longoria… What will always amaze me about her – is that internationally people fucking love her, she’s a huge fucking star….while in America…she’s been on one TV show and sure she’s rich and all but ultimately…who give a fuck about Eva Longoria…especially now…gut out…like a fucking lazy pig in a trailer park tanning her tits before eating a bag of chips… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Eva Longoria Swimsuit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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At The Tender Age Of 42…Eva Longoria Is Expecting Baby #1 With Hubby Jose Baston

Eva Longoria Expecting Baby #1 Eva Longoria is carrying a lil bundle for her media mogul husband of one year, Jose Baston. The actress wed Baston outside Mexico City last year , and despite having already had two previous marriages — one to Tyler Christopher and one to NBA star Tony Parker — Eva has never gone down the path of motherhood. Until now. TMZ reports that the couple is expecting a baby boy. This is 49-year-old Baston’s 5th child. Congrats to the happy duo! Getty

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Jenelle Evans: More Evidence That She and David Eason Are DONE!

Jenelle Evans is known for a lot of things: getting arrested, doing drugs, having children that she doesn't take care of. But one of the big ones, one of the most iconic Jenelle traits, is her complete inability to be single for one single second. Because of this unfortunate trait, she's been in terrible relationship after terrible relationship for years now, and it doesn't look like she'll be breaking this cycle anytime soon. Like, whenever she and David Eason get divorced, she'll be onto the next before we know it. And looking at all the things that have happened in the past week or so, it looks like that divorce is coming sooner rather than later … 1. Not a Great Sign Last week, David hopped on Facebook and changed his relationship status to “It’s Complicated,” and shortly after that, he deleted his account altogether. This is not what you want to see with a happy marriage. 2. SMH Yeah, it’s just a dumb Facebook thing, but kids these days take that stuff seriously. For David to change his relationship status from “married” to “it’s complicated” means that something went down between them, something big enough for him to threaten a breakup. 3. Oh, Kieffer … There’s a very good chance that that something that went down had to do with Kieffer Delp, Jenelle’s first true love. After all, last Monday was when The Ex Files aired, the Teen Mom special that featured all of her ex-boyfriends. David seems jealous enough as it is, so to watch a parade of guys from his wife’s past and to hear her speak kind of fondly about good ol’ Kieffer may not have gone over well. 4. Reasons for Rage David could have also gotten upset about Courtland Rogers’ remarks. Courtland was Jenelle’s first husband, and he’s been pretty open about how he still has some feelings for her, despite the whirlwind of heroin and abortions that ripped them apart all those years ago. 5. Interesting Remember the stories of David being in jail with Courtland, and how Courtland told him about Jenelle? Maybe seeing his old buddy talking about his new wife set something off in him. 6. More Signs Another interesting thing that happened was that Jenelle removed her relationship information on Facebook entirely. She also changed her profile picture from one that featured David to one of her by herself. View Slideshow

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Eva Longoria: Pregnant with First Child!!!

Eva Longoria is getting set to ring in the new year with the most exciting news possible: SHE’S PREGNANT!!!!! A rep for the former Desperate Housewives star has confirmed the blessed development, adding that Longoria is four months along and she even knows the gender of the baby-to-be. It will be a boy. And the father, of course, is Longoria’s husband, Jose Baston. The impending bundle of joy will be the first child for the 42-year old star, while Baston already has three kids. He shares children José, Tali and Mariana with ex-wife Natalia Esperón. Early last year, Longoria gushed over her then-fiance, telling Us Weekly all about his benevolent personality and how it especially shined through when it came to his kids. “He’s a very selfless person and he’s an amazing dad,” Longoria told the tabloid at the time, adding: “His children are the most important thing to him and that’s really beautiful to watch.” Baston is president of Televisa, the largest media company in Latin America. He started dating Longoria about four years ago and the two got engaged in Dubai in December 2015. They were married in May of 2016 in Mexico. Longoria, meanwhile, sparked pregnancy chatter in September when she stepped out a loose-fitting dress while on vacation in Greece. Previous to this sighting, in April of this year, Longoria laughed off other pregnancy rumors after photos of her were snapped on a board. “I saw some pictures of myself [looking] really fat on a boat,” she laughed in a Snapchat video. “I have to tell you, all I did was eat cheese. So that’s the news of the day. I’m not pregnant, just eating a lot of cheese, a lot of wine, a lot of pancakes.” Well…we’re sorry to report that Longoria won’t be drinking very much wine over the next five months. But it will all be worth it in the end. The beautiful actress was cheated on by then-husband Tony Parker many years ago and admitted to People Magazine in May that she didn’t really think she would walk down the aisle again. “It’s him,” though,” she told the publication. “He makes it all worth it.” How sweet, right?!? Hola was the first to report the news of Longoria’s pregnancy. We send our very best wishes to the couple! View Slideshow: Celebrity Babies: Who Became Parents in 2017?

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Eva Longoria Old and Slutty in Some Magazine Bullshit of the Day

As a half mexican on the internet, I have a fucking deep love for all things Mexico an Mexican…from the food, to the women, to Mexico City as a whole…so seeing the Earthquake basically turning some areas into devastation and a warzone..collapsed buildings and death and destruction is a bummer…but even more of a bummer knowing that Eva Longoria wasn’t in Mexico trying to learn how to leverage being a Mexican to land more work….like the exploitative cunt she is. Sure, she is technically ninth generation Mexican-American, and it’s a good marketing hook, but girl is so whitewashed, raised like a spoiled white brat, turned Hollywood and forgot she was Mexican unless it came in handy as she struggled to communicate with her maid and garderner she underpays…because her life was about fitting in in Texas and not feeling like the immigrant her parents were…you know spoiled and out of touch like 8 generations of Mexican-Americans before her… So while I like and love all things Mexican, Eva Longoria isn’t one of them, for a reason I relate best with a story of a black friend of mine LITERALLY turning his chair around at the strip club whenever a black stripper came on stage, because he felt she was giving up on her people, she wasn’t fighting to progress as a person, she was being a cliche and thus she fucking sucked and he couldn’t stomach her… That’s how I feel about this mid 40s chick from one TV show…doing her best Kim Kardashian impression now that she’s been married to a black dude…and is thick / fat…when did fat become thick…like thick isn’t fat…and thick is good but fat is bad…I don’t know..but I know this non-Mexican Mexican is a fucking scam…. The post Eva Longoria Old and Slutty in Some Magazine Bullshit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Skin Links 9.12.17

Katya Braxton topless and hot in glasses Fleshbot Sara Sampaio braless in open lacy top  Taxi Driver Movie Patricia Manfield see-through at Venice Film Festival  The Nip Slip Wendy Williams bikini erotica of the day  Drunken Stepfather Eva Longoria frenetic boat bikini hotness  Egotastic Rachel Cook topless in black and white  Egotastic All Stars Katarina Kozy masturbates in the office  Boobie Blog Priyanka Chopra feminist who likes boys (header image)  WWTDD … read more

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Ciara, Kelly Rowland, And More Were ’50s Vintage Vixens At Serena Williams’s Baby Shower

Ciara, Kelly Rowland, Eva Longoria, and La La Anthony were a few of the friends present for Serena Williams’s 1950s-themed baby shower.

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Eva Longoria Action Shot of the Day

Eva Longoria may be one of those white bread first generation kids who forgets that her family crawled over walls and through tunnels to give her the great suburban life that allowed her to have the arrogance and confidence to become “an actor” which is hardly a real job, but some kind of joke spoiled brats take on to pretend they are more important than they are, so that they don’t have to get a real job, like people who understand the value of a dollar and who don’t have a dad to finance their LA experience while auditioning as Mexican roles….. But she still knows how to swim like she’s jumping off a raft across the Rio Grande…just look at this dive, this form, off her overpriced yacht…like a swan…and angel…undetectable by radar and other border patrol on boat..it’s the one things she’s retained in her cushy, bratty, experience.. To SEE THE REST OF thE PICS CLICK HERE The post Eva Longoria Action Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Barbara Palvin Thick Titty Grab of the Day

Barbara Palvin is pretty fucking thick, I guess this is what happens when you pull a Hungarian chick out of poverty and allow her to have access to all the great foods the world has to offer because she’s been made famous for being a titty model in lingerie for an evil brand… That is assuming her handlers in the sex trade that work with Victoria’s Secret give her any money… Or maybe this is just what happens to the hot busty 18 year old when she turns 21 or 22 or whatever NON 18 year old age this one happens to be…. It’s like when the hot chick from your high school with the titties you watched in gym glass…is no longer a teen…but a mom…that looks like a mom…who is easy to fuck to live out that High School fantasy…only you don’t want to fuck it…because of what it’s become… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLCIK HERE The post Barbara Palvin Thick Titty Grab of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Big Girl vs Big Girl the Charlize Theron / Eva Longoria Edition of the Day

Here’s a little, or should I say big, contest of who do you think would win in a Wrestling match….big girl Charlize Theron who has grown into her tall model frame, or little Mexican luchador, who for that longest time pretended she wasn’t Mexican due to being ashamed of being Mexican…unless it got her jobs….Eva Longoria… Both cultures are gnarly at best, South Africa the white people who destroyed the native black people…and Mexican who you’ve seen the drug cartels and know what they are capable of…..so it’s a toss up…. Both girls much bigger than their old self, maybe menopause, but Theron is darker, she’s got the taste of blood, her mom killed her dad…which is on another level…where as Eva Longoria grew up in Texas and just likes eating BBQ like Jessica Simpson… I figure who cares since they aren’t actually wrestling, but it’s still amazing to see how thick a bitch can get when told being thick is ok…this would have never happened 20 years ago… OR TO SEE Eva Longoria – THICK CLICK HERE TO SEE Charlize Theron – THICK CLICK HERE The post Big Girl vs Big Girl the Charlize Theron / Eva Longoria Edition of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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