ELsa Hosk is a titty model who got a job as a Victoria’s Secret model and now she’s posting strategic topless pics on her social media for her fans who have either seen her naked or half naked before as a reminder that she’s willing to get naked to get ahead because getting naked got her ahead and let that be a lesson to all the YOUTHS of today, looking for a better tomorrow…SEX work is the answer…it pays…and it gives me shit to jerk off to…but the low level strategic sampler of that sex work…is nothing but a shitty cocktease that makes me wish she was hit by a Tsunami when taking this pic as punishment for being a cocktease… That’s all I have to say about that… The post Elsa Hosk Topless on Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Barbara Palvin is pretty fucking thick, I guess this is what happens when you pull a Hungarian chick out of poverty and allow her to have access to all the great foods the world has to offer because she’s been made famous for being a titty model in lingerie for an evil brand… That is assuming her handlers in the sex trade that work with Victoria’s Secret give her any money… Or maybe this is just what happens to the hot busty 18 year old when she turns 21 or 22 or whatever NON 18 year old age this one happens to be…. It’s like when the hot chick from your high school with the titties you watched in gym glass…is no longer a teen…but a mom…that looks like a mom…who is easy to fuck to live out that High School fantasy…only you don’t want to fuck it…because of what it’s become… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLCIK HERE The post Barbara Palvin Thick Titty Grab of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Barbara Palvin is pretty fucking thick, I guess this is what happens when you pull a Hungarian chick out of poverty and allow her to have access to all the great foods the world has to offer because she’s been made famous for being a titty model in lingerie for an evil brand… That is assuming her handlers in the sex trade that work with Victoria’s Secret give her any money… Or maybe this is just what happens to the hot busty 18 year old when she turns 21 or 22 or whatever NON 18 year old age this one happens to be…. It’s like when the hot chick from your high school with the titties you watched in gym glass…is no longer a teen…but a mom…that looks like a mom…who is easy to fuck to live out that High School fantasy…only you don’t want to fuck it…because of what it’s become… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLCIK HERE The post Barbara Palvin Thick Titty Grab of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kelly Brook is the worst…but watching her wrestle an inflatable while being a human inflatable is a fetish in and of itself… I have a love hate relationship with her, which in and of itself is fucking weird since I have never met her and will never meet her, and really I am just having a relationship with pictures on a screen, which is probably not the weirdest thing I have had a relationship with, but it is up there… She’s got these massive tits, that sometimes come with a massive everything else because she’s pushing 40 and like most girls with big tits she gets fat easily…but right now…she’s not at her fattest…. So that love/hate relationship with her is that I love big tits, they are fun. I love desperation that makes a girl pull out her tits in photos to become a titty model…and I love when it works to a certain level…because it encourages other girls to show their tits…but I hate that when they make it, they forget they are a titty model, they forget their whore roots, and think they are actual talent… I do miss the days of making fun of her miscarriage…that I am sure was an abortion that led her to America to live out the America dream…. I don’t like this implied nudity shit…come on fatty…show me labia like you used to back when you cared… The post Kelly Brook Nude and Wrestling and Inflatable of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I get it, an 18 year old shouldn’t be disgusting to look at, and not because fat is in, slut shaming is out, exhibitionism is in, because slut shaming is out, and fat is in….but because at 18, even the fatties aren’t supposed to be gross to look at, even if most fatties are gross to look at…..but this one isn’t at disgustingly fat, but for some reason she might as well be…because she’s going to be dumpy, and even with the skin being 18, or just turned 19, and her barely legal marketing campaign that’s been going on the last year is closing out, she’s still dumpy to me…and that tightness, even with breast reduction made the tits much perkier…she’s still dumpy to me…and when I look at Ariel Winter…I see nothing but a pile of melted butter that’s starting to harden..just a fucking gross pile of not overly liquid diarrhea…you know.. But I know that people love her, they watched her on TV, they are creeps and think she’s amazing, they just buy into her marketing nad huge tits, and barely clothed outfits and think it’s great…probably because they are the middle americans, the masses, the walmart shoppers with no taste, who think McDonalds is a gourmet meal..and wine is for faggots…you know that group of low lives you are probably part of, who may fuck their duaghters, or who have daughters who are an ugly and fatter version of this, because your wife or whatever you fuck is a monster making this rich, on TV girl a fantasy…but now where I’m from, she’s no fantasy to me…and the only reason I follow her or post her is amazement that is is what the American people want…kind of the 2017 trend I’d say… The post Ariel Winter and her Boyfriend in Love as She Shows Off Her Gross Young Body of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
So Maja Krag..may or may not be an actual model, these are all grey area things nowadays where everyone in the world, even your mom if she’s not dead, is a model, staging photoshoots for her social media, often times more clever and funny and creative than the actual models who are in photoshoots with billion dollar budgets, because they ones who actually make it are usually hacks, and the ones who work in it are usually hacks, and the ones who think it’s a joke and mock it amongst themselves are usually into doing other things… So Maja Krag, model or not real model, but she is from Denmark, the land of the Danish, Great Danes, teak furniture, and cheekbones…all nordic and shit…being half naked for attention which may not be the best naked…because it’s not coming from a wholesome, organic, you just walked in on her masturbating place…but desperation and eagerness are good qualities to have in a girl, it gets you what you want and the tactic has to be figuring out how to make them think you are part of their weird fucked up equation.. Anyway – decent pics cuz there’s nipple in it. The post Maja Krag Titty Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ashley Smith is some hipster Texan who must be 40 years old at this point, I used to interact with her on social media when she was just some hipster titty model before the whole hipster titty model thing really happened…..you know pre instagram…she’s that old… I posted this shitty shoot for Playboy making fun of them while not giving Ashley Smith her Own Post cuz she sucks ….but I like making fun of the new Playboy with the basic “they don’t do nude but everyone does nude, if anything nude is what they are known for, this is some sell out shit where advertisers control their vision, while fashion mags do nudity and still make money from advertisers, no one complains about that shit, yet Playboy, being a mens’ mag can’t pull it off”… So in being non nude, they get the bitch bare ass and hard wet t-shirt nippled…which might as well be naked…is even more “misogynisitic” if that’s what they are avoiding…in their not sexualizing women because it’s an era of not sexualizing women…and the whole thing is as frustrating as Zooey Grossman’s photos that are all the fucking same, but that get her work because people like things that are all the fucking same… Garbage.. The post Playboy Steps It Up a Little of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ashley Smith is some hipster Texan who must be 40 years old at this point, I used to interact with her on social media when she was just some hipster titty model before the whole hipster titty model thing really happened…..you know pre instagram…she’s that old… I posted this shitty shoot for Playboy making fun of them while not giving Ashley Smith her Own Post cuz she sucks ….but I like making fun of the new Playboy with the basic “they don’t do nude but everyone does nude, if anything nude is what they are known for, this is some sell out shit where advertisers control their vision, while fashion mags do nudity and still make money from advertisers, no one complains about that shit, yet Playboy, being a mens’ mag can’t pull it off”… So in being non nude, they get the bitch bare ass and hard wet t-shirt nippled…which might as well be naked…is even more “misogynisitic” if that’s what they are avoiding…in their not sexualizing women because it’s an era of not sexualizing women…and the whole thing is as frustrating as Zooey Grossman’s photos that are all the fucking same, but that get her work because people like things that are all the fucking same… Garbage.. The post Playboy Steps It Up a Little of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Frida Gustavsson is in this issue of Eurowoman Denmark whatever the fuck that is…she’s some Swedish titty model who you aren’t supposed to think is a titty model because she’s in all kind of fashion magazines making her titties non pornographic or desperate but rather art… It’s all about how you spin them tits, not that I ever get to spin tits, I once convinced a girl to put tassels on her tits and spin them…it would have been better if she wasn’t 250 pounds who thought she was a 100 pounds…those burlesque girls from the late 90s were the fucking worst..not that that has anything to do with this Frida Gustavsson and her titty modeling – you know just living…more accomplished than any of us…which is remarkable considering that based on her tits alone…which is what I base all female worth on – she’s not that great.. The post Frida Gustavsson Tits Eating Strawberries of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Sports Illustrated Swim just came out and they are touring it. I guess they need to find ways to make the advertisers pay the 200,000 dollar price tag, and a meet and greet with fans in NYC and Nashville was the answer, you know let they creepy perverts who actually care enough to get excited about Sports Illustrated, wait in line like a bunch of jobber assholes who can’t get laid, to get a fucking autograph from a model, who for the record, isn’t even a real model, but rather a Sports Illustrated low level model, to sign their fucking poster….it’s pretty pathetic…but I guess it is working well enough, I mean having the power to make these girls who only have a career because of SI, stand around on a convention floor, like a bunch of spokesmodels handing out toilet paper samples at Costco…is amazing…they aren’t even get paid for this…so really show them that you own them, put them in their bottom feeding place and make everyone watching, who isn’t the 1% of the population lame enough to get excite about this tricks… To see a bunch of the photos CLICK HERE To See the Entire Issue CLICK HERE The post A Bunch of Sports Illustrated Models at a Sports Illustrated Event of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .
