Source: Maskot / Getty Many folks might be embarrassed if their mom tried to bust some moves in front of a crowd. Instagram dancer Swaii doesn’t seem to be concerned though — especially since his mom can hold it down just as well as he can. Watch King Swaii and Momma Swaii show off their skills below! And that’s only the start of their talent. Swipe through to watch the mother and son kill the most popular dance challenges. Hopefully there’s more to come from the talented duo!
Source: Pool / Getty We all miss the days of having Barack Obama in the White House. One woman’s love for 44 is so strong that she went as far as to slap all the other former Presidents. Luckily, they were just wax figures — which means we can laugh. She Slapping Presidents pic.twitter.com/u9OTCNtUyN — KollegeKidd.com (@KollegeKidd) February 15, 2018 Although we don’t condone violence, the visual itself is pretty satisfying. Seriously Obama — help.
Demi Lovato is wearing the fuck out of her bikinis, she’s like pulling out her tits every chance she gets to be titty forward, you know to not sexualize her tits, because tits shouldn’t sexualized, in an era where tits are sexualized….she’s one of the body positive, don’t sexualize me, don’t bully me, but if she sexualizes herself, it’s ok! It is empowering! Weird, but she’s some bi polar lesbian werido…and I like bikini selfies from super famous Disney Stars turned pop stars…to instagram bikini slut…> GOOD WORK! The post Demi Lovato’s Bathing Suit Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jessica Simpson, our billionaire fashion mogul, has got Hard Nipples on her monster large tits, that have carrried her through pregnancy, over eating at the Texas BBQ, life in general….They are bigger than my fucking head…. Now I like to think of these hard nipples as a memory of a simpler time…notwhen Jessica Simpson was young at hot….before that…when I was in High School… Because in High School, at 14 years old, pre porno addiction, or access…because the internet didn’t exist…this bust girl who hit puberty young and her DD size tits always had hard nipples…and I’d just fucking stare at them…so mature her tits were…so unable to control my erection my dick was…Gym class was fucking hell…her bouncing everywhere…me unsure of what was going on…but luckily I never came myself in public… I miss the days I was that easily exicted..just some hard nipples in a shirt…now I need gaping ass and throat fucking with 8 chicks and one dude ….and it has to be selfies sent directly to me, not produced porn just to even entertain the idea of “maybe I’ll jerk off”… The world…is such a sad place…RIP boners to hard nipples while looking at these hard nipples without a boner… The post Jessica Simpson Hard Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jessica Simpson, our billionaire fashion mogul, has got Hard Nipples on her monster large tits, that have carrried her through pregnancy, over eating at the Texas BBQ, life in general….They are bigger than my fucking head…. Now I like to think of these hard nipples as a memory of a simpler time…notwhen Jessica Simpson was young at hot….before that…when I was in High School… Because in High School, at 14 years old, pre porno addiction, or access…because the internet didn’t exist…this bust girl who hit puberty young and her DD size tits always had hard nipples…and I’d just fucking stare at them…so mature her tits were…so unable to control my erection my dick was…Gym class was fucking hell…her bouncing everywhere…me unsure of what was going on…but luckily I never came myself in public… I miss the days I was that easily exicted..just some hard nipples in a shirt…now I need gaping ass and throat fucking with 8 chicks and one dude ….and it has to be selfies sent directly to me, not produced porn just to even entertain the idea of “maybe I’ll jerk off”… The world…is such a sad place…RIP boners to hard nipples while looking at these hard nipples without a boner… The post Jessica Simpson Hard Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
YOU CAN SEE HER NIPPLES… Rachel Hilbert is some new recruit Vitoria’s Secret fashion model, I didn’t bother looking her up to see who her family is, or how rich they are, even though I assume that like the other recruits, she’s just another rich kid trying to validate her existence through modeling, which isn’t a new thing, it’s been going on for years…decades even…rich kids just look better and have the resources to go to all the cool parties and eventually make a career out of it, thanks to their whore mothers being hot enough to land their rich dads…you know how it is… She did Maxim, she is looking alright I guess…even if I prefer seeing spread asshole, with vagina in it, it makes me feel like I can see their soul and that I know it’s real.. But If you’re going to book one client early on in your career, VS is a good one…and prevent you from pervert spread asshole photoshoots I crave.. BUT YOU CAN SEE HER NIPPLES> TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rachel Hilbert in Maxim Lookin’ Good of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Anna Kournikova is the reason the site is alive… I’ve had three major traffic on this site, where I hit over 300,000 people in one day, the biggest day was when I was given the Farrah Abraham squirting clip promoting her first sex tape and Gawker linked it up… The second was the first 6 weeks of doing the site when Anna Kournikova was on the beach in a yellow bikini – pulling sand out of her vagina…a post that went viral before viral was a thing…it was 2004…a post that ended up inspiring at least 2-3 people I know to become big players in the internet space….a post that made me feel the need to update this bullshit for the rest of my fucking life… So thank her for ruining my life, while staring at her hot Tennis player that was barely a tennis player but is still a Tennis Player her fucks Enrique Iglesisas…. The post Anna Kournikova is Back with her Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kelly Brook is the worst…but watching her wrestle an inflatable while being a human inflatable is a fetish in and of itself… I have a love hate relationship with her, which in and of itself is fucking weird since I have never met her and will never meet her, and really I am just having a relationship with pictures on a screen, which is probably not the weirdest thing I have had a relationship with, but it is up there… She’s got these massive tits, that sometimes come with a massive everything else because she’s pushing 40 and like most girls with big tits she gets fat easily…but right now…she’s not at her fattest…. So that love/hate relationship with her is that I love big tits, they are fun. I love desperation that makes a girl pull out her tits in photos to become a titty model…and I love when it works to a certain level…because it encourages other girls to show their tits…but I hate that when they make it, they forget they are a titty model, they forget their whore roots, and think they are actual talent… I do miss the days of making fun of her miscarriage…that I am sure was an abortion that led her to America to live out the America dream…. I don’t like this implied nudity shit…come on fatty…show me labia like you used to back when you cared… The post Kelly Brook Nude and Wrestling and Inflatable of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s Courtney Stodden at Star Magazine’s Hollywood Rocks event showing off those massive boulder-sized funbags of hers. And I know there’s been a few challengers for her title over the years, but as long as Courtney keeps busting out this much cleavage, she’ll always be my #1 favorite hot nobody. And if you ask me, this might be some of her best work yet. Bravo. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
In case you missed it, Coachella kicked off over the weekend, which means a whole bunch of hipsters and celebrities ( and hotties ) descended on the valley to pretend to be hippies for a couple days. And here’s some pictures of Kendall Jenner making her annual trek. And don’t get me wrong, I dig the whole fake hippie look on Kendall, but personally, I miss the days when she’d just pretend to be a real model instead. At least that meant we had a good shot at seeing her go topless . Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
