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Barbara Palvin Wet Photoshoot of the Day

Barbara Palvin is back at it. I just had an argument with a Barbara Palvin fan who believes she is in her late 30s…but I distinctly remember when she was just 18 and abducted from Hungary by the evil underwear brand..and used as a patsy to cover-up Miranda Kerr, who is now Snapchat’s Founder’s wife and baby momma…but was once an old underwear model hag trying to stay young with Beiber’s Sperm…which just got her fired….but put PALVIN on the map…and it wasn’t all that long ago, but it was long enough ago for her to fall off, get fat, and make a comeback by 25..this is her comeback….for a bikini company doing some hipster slutty bathing suit content….the bane of my existence because there is just so much of this content it never fucking ends… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Barbara Palvin Wet Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ashley Tisdale Crotch Shot of the Day

If you’ve read this site before, and I assume you haven’t, because if you’re a returning visitor, you’re likely only here for the pictures, and if you’re accidentally here from some random way that is probably not from google, because google has banned me and sends me no traffic, I’ll say that I used to target Ashley Tisdale for being ugly, marketed as hot, winning awards on MTV award shows, for her Disney Show she was on, and it would annoy me. She had a botched noise job and represented all that is wrong with marketing, BUT she did have a good body… I am posting this pic that she posted as a sign of progress and understanding, like she has finally realized what her best angle is. No need to hide behind purses when the paparazzi are out there… Just close up and zoom in on that pussy….a strategy many women know, but not enough optimize.

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Stephanie Pratt’s Busted Body in a Bikini of the Day

Stephanie Pratt is famous in the UK for being on their reality shows, which is a pretty weird series of events for an American reality show, but like Hasselhoff in Germany, I guess she was well liked or at least had something to leverage from being insignificant on American Tv, which allowed her to build up her existence on European TV, and now she lives the Euro life…. Now if only every American Reality star moved overseas and disappeared from existence…only to have some other culture celebrate them, so long as they aren’t here I’m good with that.. She’s in a bikini, some sites say she’s hot in her bikini, but I don’t really dig what’s going on here, but luckily for HER…because being featured on this site is “luck”…I like all bikini pics.

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Charlotte McKinney Got Them Titties Out of the Day

Charlotte McKinney is and will forever be a level of played out, overexposed, never was….tits… And despite putting rumors of her effort into targeting Women, because advertisers spend a lot more money on women who reach and influence women, forcing Charlotte McKinney re-work her strategy to try to become an influence to women.. She’s still got her tits out…because that’s really what she’s about…her existence…is based on the tits…a rich girl with tits..and there’s nothing much wrong with that….if you have an angle dudes can jerk off to, and when you have an ailment like awesome tits…fucking use them bro. I don’t know if she actually matters or not, but she exists as a life support to her tits…

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Heather Graham Bikini of the Day

Heather Graham is 100 fucking years old…but will always be the bush on Roller Girl to me…and really the tits in every big movie she did back when she was relevant – and she was very fucking relevant – these tits were EVERYWHERE.. I guess she’s trying to do a comeback, or market herself, the best way to market yourself, maybe she’s back on TV or trying to get back on TV, I cannot be too sure, I am not IMDB…and if I am it’s for the tits, documenting the tits, cuz I like tits… And tits, are the best way to get attention, other than complaining about being raped by producers to get your millionaire life…like an unappreciative whore, and these women are for the most part whores… It’s the bases if their existence and for that – I will celebrate these bikini pics The post Heather Graham Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Candice Swanepoel on the Beach in Bathing Suits of the Day

Candice Swanepoel was popping her booty out on the beach, because she’s a Victoria’s Secret model and her existence is posing in a bikini, making her booty pop, but something’s weird about the stomach, I guess she never put that IUD back in and has been taking the loads, pregnant a second time in a year…like most women you hire, just abusing the Maternity Leave, or maybe she just ate a big lunch… SO MANY VERY IMPORTANT QUESTIONS TO ASK ABOUT SWANEPOEL…a woman who barely fucking matters, but I guess matters to Victoria’s Secret because it’s the only job she’s ever really had…she looks good enough for me…for a mom….I mean…most moms in thong bathing suits are terrifying…hell most 30 year olds in thong bathing suits are terrifying, their asses and hormones all out of sync….with their uteruses begging to be impregnated…so whatever this is…it’s done good…I mean if being hot in a bikini is all that you need to be considered “good”…which to me is all you need….I don’t really worry about the actual substantial stuff like saving AIDS babies or animals in her Native South Africa, where they have a pretty high AIDS rate and who statistically she has a 67 percent chance of having AIDS, but that’s probably less from South Africa and more for keeping her clients happy…she is a model after all, like hookers…you must keep that check signer…fully satisfied. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Candice Swanepoel on the Beach in Bathing Suits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Angry Sarah Hyland of the Day

Sarah Hyland and her weird face look mad…and despite being confused by her existence, from weird child star, to weird adult, currently being K-Fedded by some sort of predator Disney looking kid with a quest to be famous, leveraging her celebrity, and her weak personality that once you break through is easy to manipulate, because she’s all fucked up from being exploited as a child… Well, she’s rich, famous, and spoiled, entitled, coddled, overpaid, thinks she’s too important…and clearly capable of being a cunt with the bitch face on – amazing. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Angry Sarah Hyland of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Stella Maxwell Lesbian of the Day

Let Stella Maxwell inspire you this day after Labor Day, where you were likely thinking to yourself “I hate working, I hate my job, I hate my life, this day off really makes me want to never go back to work”….or “I hate that I am working on Labor Day because I am the bottom wrung of the ladder, I am the one no one likes, I hate this existence”…and remember that Stella Maxwell was some hipster party model, not that hot, uneven hipster tits, useless even…one of those getting naked but you’d never look twice and never think she’d actually make it…. But then she banged a few celebs, famous chicks who were weak, lost, disasters emotionally from the fame, and worked her way in, stealing their glory, riding their coat tails…because bitch must say the right things, or eat the pussy right…but either way, she’s not top tier famous and known and hot…and all it took was strategic using of people…so even if you don’t have what it takes in anything you want to be doing…you can either fake it, or find a rich fat chick who wants to be eaten out daily in exchange for food and rent…because there are broken women everywhere… There are options… The post Stella Maxwell Lesbian of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Olivia Munn Lookin Rough Ass Flash of the Day

This is hardly an Olivia Munn ass flash, it’s more of an Olivia Munn in short shorts showing some ass cheek because it’s the style, but more importantly because the paparazzi she hired are there and she wants to give them a pic to take back to the media… You see…Olivia Munn has been trolling, calculated, and hot enough to pull it off…the whole fake your celebrity, pander to the nerds, get in their movies because you’ve convinced the producer you are their people, because they are loyal and don’t want to see you as the mean girl that you are…exploiting them, their ideologies, their existence, their passion, for her greedy, ego, and gain… The only reasons she did G4Tv was to get a nerd following, and here she is now, trying to keep riding it, despite looking 40….if you can see past her big tits in a push up bra…. It’s safe to say, this one is one of the fucking worst.. The post Olivia Munn Lookin Rough Ass Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Brooke Burke Wild On the Retirement Years of the Day

Brooke Burke was not really that big of a deal ever in her career as a plastic surgery looking playboy looking chick of the 90s who all looked like this…but I know she has a really insane fan base that spam me when I do posts on her mocking her 15 kids she’s had with at least one rich guy to support her existence…knowing she was a fetish to some mid 40 year olds back when she mattered…all fake tits, fake face, traveling the world having a good time…before ending up a mom who looks like a porn chick on Dancing with the stars, which turned into whatever the fuck it is she does now.. But I do find it interesting to watch her plastic surgery age, it’s like that science experiment in elementary school where you put a sandwich in a jar and watch it rot…the human slut version…exciting. TO SEE THE REST OF The PICS CLICK HERE The post Brooke Burke Wild On the Retirement Years of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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