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Sarah Hyland is an elf from TV, which means she’s a pretty famous and well paid elf….and here she is straddling her friend because that’s what girls do when the cameras turn on….remember GIRLS GONE WILD? That’s all the proof you need to understand the woman experience….I think that’s where CAITLIN JENNER did her research when she decided to go METHOD and play a woman in life…. She’s also demonstrating her make-up and beauty tips which in and of itself is funny considering she’s so weird looking. I used to be creeped out by her looking like an adult child, but not surprised that that was her selling feature because people are perverts, who like children looking adults…because they are weird….but not as weird as her face, that shit got weirder and weirder looking….and instead of hiding in her basement from the world she’s vlogging, letting you all into her world, voyeurism, because she probably doesn’t think she’s weird looking or maybe she knows it and owns it, what choice does she really have besides killing her self, and clearly it’s not that big of a deal, people still like her she still gets paid but I can still be creeped out by her. That’s my right and not just because she pretending to be a spooky vampire in the sun with her blood soaked lipstick… Here she is straddling her “best friend”…. Here she is playing a vampire… Here she is with a face mask on… Here they are fighting over rainbows… The post Sarah Hyland is Friend Straddling Vampire of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sarah Hyland is Friend Straddling Vampire of the Day