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Candice Swanepoel on the Beach in Bathing Suits of the Day

Candice Swanepoel was popping her booty out on the beach, because she’s a Victoria’s Secret model and her existence is posing in a bikini, making her booty pop, but something’s weird about the stomach, I guess she never put that IUD back in and has been taking the loads, pregnant a second time in a year…like most women you hire, just abusing the Maternity Leave, or maybe she just ate a big lunch… SO MANY VERY IMPORTANT QUESTIONS TO ASK ABOUT SWANEPOEL…a woman who barely fucking matters, but I guess matters to Victoria’s Secret because it’s the only job she’s ever really had…she looks good enough for me…for a mom….I mean…most moms in thong bathing suits are terrifying…hell most 30 year olds in thong bathing suits are terrifying, their asses and hormones all out of sync….with their uteruses begging to be impregnated…so whatever this is…it’s done good…I mean if being hot in a bikini is all that you need to be considered “good”…which to me is all you need….I don’t really worry about the actual substantial stuff like saving AIDS babies or animals in her Native South Africa, where they have a pretty high AIDS rate and who statistically she has a 67 percent chance of having AIDS, but that’s probably less from South Africa and more for keeping her clients happy…she is a model after all, like hookers…you must keep that check signer…fully satisfied. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Candice Swanepoel on the Beach in Bathing Suits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Candice Swanepoel on the Beach in Bathing Suits of the Day

Candice Swanepoel was popping her booty out on the beach, because she’s a Victoria’s Secret model and her existence is posing in a bikini, making her booty pop, but something’s weird about the stomach, I guess she never put that IUD back in and has been taking the loads, pregnant a second time in a year…like most women you hire, just abusing the Maternity Leave, or maybe she just ate a big lunch… SO MANY VERY IMPORTANT QUESTIONS TO ASK ABOUT SWANEPOEL…a woman who barely fucking matters, but I guess matters to Victoria’s Secret because it’s the only job she’s ever really had…she looks good enough for me…for a mom….I mean…most moms in thong bathing suits are terrifying…hell most 30 year olds in thong bathing suits are terrifying, their asses and hormones all out of sync….with their uteruses begging to be impregnated…so whatever this is…it’s done good…I mean if being hot in a bikini is all that you need to be considered “good”…which to me is all you need….I don’t really worry about the actual substantial stuff like saving AIDS babies or animals in her Native South Africa, where they have a pretty high AIDS rate and who statistically she has a 67 percent chance of having AIDS, but that’s probably less from South Africa and more for keeping her clients happy…she is a model after all, like hookers…you must keep that check signer…fully satisfied. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Candice Swanepoel on the Beach in Bathing Suits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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LeAnn Rimes Does Bikinis of the Day

LeAnn Rimes is interesting, but not really, because none of these girls are interesting, but she’s in a thong bathing suit, which is interesting, but not that interesting, it’s just entertaining to see a 30 something chick in a thong, especially one who was so devoted to the Church, the south, and making good old wholesome music while dressed like some like of Pilgrim or Mormon, before homewrecking, getting fake tits and turning hollywood…and doing this…and I am perfectly fine with the fall of a wholesome girl lie, for her true whore colors to shine through….because true whore colors are more fun. TO SEE SOME OF HER ASS IN A THONG CLICK HERE

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Ilary Blasi’s Awesome Bikini Hotness

I have had a pretty rough weekend over indulging in all sorts of shenanigans, the bartenders seem to over serve me wherever I go, so I thought the best way to get my head back on track was with some pictures of a really hot nobody in a crazy small bikini. Here’s some chick named Ilary Blasi showing us what a European thong bathing suit is supposed to look like. Awesome. Of course she’s with a guy wearing a Speedo … Who didn’t see that coming?

Kelly Brook’s Sexy Little Belly

I’m a little torn by these pictures of Kelly Brook , she’s hot and showing off her sexy little belly, but her outfit is pretty rotten. It looks like something a yoga instructor would wear in the early ’90s. If she’s wanted to wear a classic workout outfit she should have chosen that thong bathing suit with the bicycle shorts underneath from the 80’s. Leg warmers and all. Hot.