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Martha Hunt Does Jessica Simpson

According to my sources, Martha Hunt is modeling a new line of clothing from Jessica Simpson here, because I guess Jessica is getting too old to model her own clothes anymore. She’s got to be in her late 30s by now. That’s ancient in model years. Anyway, I’m glad to see a hottie like Martha take over, but it still would’ve been nice to see Jessica one last time to pass the torch Daisy Dukes.

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I’m Thankful for Britney Spears as a Cowgirl of the Day

There are so many reasons I am thankful for Britney Spears in Daisy Dukes…and midriff and a cowboy hat…showing off her old lady fit mom body….and none of them have anything to do with how her music shaped me as a person or inspired me… But I did jerk off to that Hit Me Baby One More Time Music video before I had broadband internet…I was doing that dial-up shit and MTV was an easier option…girl created fetishes early on…and continues to.. Not that her being the hot mom is really that much of a fetish, but the fact that K-Fed is set for life from fucking her a few times is…I mean I’m a mooch and can mooch and would mooch that hard…and knowing it was done to Britney is inspiring. Also, I am a cult status, into the sex cult movements…I believe that a man who can capture and captivate people to do crazy things – often times to his penis or to each other as he watches…claiming it is god’s will…blows me away, I have a hard enough time getting the girl at McDonalds to get me a damn burger I’m paying for…not that I eat McDonalds, that shit is poison and will kill you, but YOU Know what i mean…that’s power… So seeing her held captive against her will, that she doesn’t even realize she’s being held captive, just continuing to be an earner, dancing monkey for her mooch family, who made her and will work her to the bone…fascinates me… Is this a cry for help, or is she just being distracted with the though of Thanksgiving dinner – some pumpkin pie…cuz they’ve been starving her…and girl’s genuinely as excited as her meds let her..which isn’t shaving her head in manic episodes or anything…but cowboy dances…work for me. SO I’m thankful for Britney Spears…doing whatever the fuck this is. The post I’m Thankful for Britney Spears as a Cowgirl of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kara Del Toro, Solveig Mork Hansen, Simone Holtznagel And A Wannabe Model By Nepotism For Guess

I’ve been covering the modeling business for years now thanks to this site, but I know not everybody has got the same level of experience as I do. So you might look at these pictures of Kara Del Toro , Ireland Baldwin , Solveig Mork Hansen , and Simone Holtznagel modeling white shirts and Daisy Dukes and not seeing anything wrong. But just look a little closer and you’ll notice one of these hotties is not like the others. See, three of them are actually professional models, and one is only a “model” because her rich parents are famous. It’s like one of those “Spot the difference” games, only with hot topless chicks. » view all 11 photos

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More Miley Cyrus As A Sexy Cowgirl In Cosmo

Yesterday, I had video from Miley Cyrus ‘ shoot for the September issue of Cosmopolitan , but today I’ve got the rest of the pictures for you below. Including one of Miley in some seriously short Daisy Dukes. And you know, I take it all back. If this is how she’s going to dress, maybe Miley going country isn’t such a bad thing after all. Enjoy!

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Ariel Winter: Wanna Bite My Peach?

Ariel Winter doesn’t just use Instagram to share embarrassing throwback photos — Most of the time, the photos that she shares are fresh and gorgeous. Whether she’s hanging out in daisy dukes or wearing a bikini and posing on a pizza , Ariel Winter’s entire Instagram is pretty much one elaborate thirst trap. And she’s just added some more. This time, it takes the form of an Instagram story, a skimpy bikini, and a very appropriate use of the peach emoji. So, given context and Ariel’s “before and after” caption — followed by the peach emoji, it looks like these three photos are a behind-the-scenes look at a photoshoot of hers. In the first photo, Ariel herself is off to the side. (Don’t worry, she’s featured much more prominently later) She’s wearing a super skimpy bikini. Like, the bottom is just an elaborate thong. A friend of hers or member of her entourage leans in to get a picture. (Almost upstaging Ariel with those very deliberate slashes in their own jeans — that’s a good look) Ariel is sitting down, which puts her butt at a great angle to be photographed for maximum flattery … as you’ll see below. But first, Ariel shares this photo of the kind of look that she was serving for this photoshoot. Her body is mind-blowing. Like, we already knew that, but it’s good to be reminded sometimes. We don’t know what kind of filter that pic was using, but the effect gives everything a dreamlike quality. Not like a real dream, but like how dreams look on television. The effect, with the lights reflecting in the water, makes a great backdrop. Ariel Winter’s skin is positively glowing and her hair is catching the light. Even though these are behind-the-scenes shots, she still looks amazing. And yes, it’s definitely Ariel Winter even though we don’t see her face. First of all, this story is on her  Instagram. Second of all, in that pic of her from the front, you can see what is clearly Ariel Winter’s butt tattoo . This one reads: “Love is everything and asks for nothing.” But third of all … remember when we mentioned how appropriate the use of the peach emoji was? Yep. Ariel Winter’s butt is unmistakable. It’s like a fingerprint, but better. The peach emoji, of course, represents butts. Particularly excessively shapely ones — like Ariel’s. Now, look, there is so much more to Ariel Winter than her badonkadonk. She’s a brilliantly well-spoken young woman, she’s courageously overcome so much , and she’s a talented actress. Ariel feels confident in her amazing body and clearly enjoys showing it off, on her terms. She wants people to appreciate how she looks — again, on her terms. We don’t know exactly what photoshoot this is from. We imagine that her face was cropped out of the photos that she shared in order to not spoil the entirety of the photoshoot. In fact, there might even be video taken from that night. We’ll have to keep an eye out on Ariel Winter’s Instagram page and elsewhere to see when the  official photos from that night crop up. Ariel Winter is such a gift. View Slideshow: Ariel Winter Bikini Selfies: Look at My Butt & New Boyfriend!

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Ariel Winter: Y’all HAVE to See My Embarrassing Throwback Pic!

Ariel Winter posted a photo of herself — and she’s not wearing a bikini on a slice of pizza this time. No, this throwback photo is a little less surreal than that. And, believe it or not, it is the least sexy photo of Ariel Winter that we’ve seen in a long time. Now, in addition to being a talented actress and a genuinely good person, Ariel Winter is a beautiful young woman. She’s an adult and she can show as much or as little skin as she wants. Ariel tends to show a decent amount of skin, and even flaunted a butt tattoo very recently. That’s her right. It’s also, you know, awesome for people who enjoy looking at her. Because she’s gorgeous and usually sexy. What you’re about to see is Ariel Winter’s least sexy photo, ever. Not because she looks ugly in it. Not because she has braces. (Though it’s kind of tangentially related to that) But because, when this photo was taken, Ariel Winter was just a kid. That much is obvious. We don’t just mean the braces — my family’s dentist wore braces a few years back and he’s, you know, old enough to be a dentist. But this Ariel Winter at her most baby-faced. The glitter around her eyes clearly indicates that she’s at a school dance, because no one else outside of certain weird scifi movies wears eye makeup like that. Her hair’s in an updo that screams high school event. And, let’s be real — wearing braces usually happens some time during or just after middle school. She looks absolutely adorable. She captioned the photo: “#tbt to braces and this hair tho y’all” It’s great that she’s in a place in life where she has zero hesitation about sharing old and potentially embarassing photos of her. (Nor should she — she looked precious!) And while some celebrity kids bear little to no resemblance to their adult selves … (Looking at you, ever-bustier Kylie Jenner ) … You can really see that this is, for sure, Ariel Winter. She has the same cute apple cheeks, the same eyes, the same chin, the same smile. She even has the exact same cute little button nose. She’s just not today’s Ariel Winter who parades about in daisy dukes with her boyfriend’s family. We know that Ariel Winter didn’t have a good childhood . It sucked, actually, thanks to her awful, toxic mother . That’s why Ariel got emancipated when she was still a minor. Sometimes, people who had awful childhoods end up as adults who have trouble functioning. The habits and self-preservation instincts that help you manage through the nightmare that is your early life don’t work at all once you’re free. The trick is to then find new coping mechanisms so that you can actually enjoy your new life. We don’t know how Ariel managed to adjust so well, so quickly, but we’re really proud of her. She’s a success story, career-wise, but she’s also personally successful, with a loving boyfriend and a long and happy life in front of her. View Slideshow: Ariel Winter Bikini Selfies: Look at My Butt & New Boyfriend!

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Ariel Winter: Back in Daisy Dukes, Now With More Cleavage!

Remember how, last week, Ariel Winter went with her boyfriend and his family to some sort of Canadian rodeo event. There was drinking (but that’s legal there) and there were good times, and Ariel got to show a lot of skin. That’s where those photos of Ariel Winter in daisy dukes came from. If you were wondering. Also the photo of her appearing to be drinking Jack Daniels. But Ariel wasn’t done showing off what a good time she was having, and shared another snap in a different outfit … but she’s still sporting daisy dukes. So, Ariel Winter went up to Canada recently to visit Levi Meaden’s family. They were celebrating the birthday of his mother, Chris. Ariel seemed totally enamored with his family. Most things in Canada are pretty similar to things in the US, but a little better. (They don’t have the US’ portion-sizes, which is sadly a dealbreaker) They have single-payer healthcare, like most of the developed world. They have a lower drinking age, though alcohol is still restricted to adults. They apparently have their own rodeos, which we’ll assume are just more polite versions of what you’d get in the Wild West. And they have better weather — though it clearly still gets warm enough in July to pose wearing very little clothing out in public. To some moms, seeing their son’s girlfriend dressed like that would be a nightmare. But you know, Chris is showing a fair bit of leg herself. (Good for her!) And the costume fits the occasion. Besides, it Ariel’s body and she can show as much or as little of it as she likes. And maybe Levi’s family knows and accepts that. We don’t know what they might think of some other things. Like, for example, Ariel Winter’s comment about getting crabs . Or maybe the extent of her PDA with Levi, which included Levi Meaden slapping Ariel Winter’s butt . But this outfit, we guess, received at least a tacit endorsement. But, by all accounts, Ariel had a great time up north. She may have even been taking advantage of the drinking age in Calgary, which is 18. (She’s 19, of course) We’re not technically sure if she was actually drinking or just wanted to strongly suggest that she was, but whatever. America’s drinking laws are pretty widely recognized as being too strict. Plenty of states still limit liquor sales severely, and then there’s that drinking age of 21. You’d think that an adult old enough to date a guy a decade her senior would be deemed old enough to choose which liquids she drinks, but clearly that’s not the case in the US. Still, it looked like it was a good trip from the photos that we saw. And now we’re wondering if she’s holding onto some more “Stampede” pics and planning to space them out. Every time that Ariel Winter shares a photo, she’s making another bold statement. Part of that is body positivity, and part of that is about owning how much or how little of her body she’s going to show. No matter what Ariel Winter’s horrible nightmare of a mother says about it. And that’s how we get so many delightful pics. Thanks, internet! Of course, when she shares photos in her rodeo outfits, a lot of people comment “reverse cowgirl.” You can’t win them all, we guess. View Slideshow: Ariel Winter Bikini Selfies: Look at My Butt & New Boyfriend!

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Ariel Winter Is A Busty Cowgirl

I don’t know if these people are Ariel Winter ‘s fans, or friends and family, or maybe just normal people she hires to follow her around to make her look hotter in pictures. But whatever the case, it’s definitely working. Although the Daisy Dukes and all that cleavage certainly doesn’t hurt either. Yee-haw.

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How To Get A Baby To Clean The House

That’s right, train those little buggers young!

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Abigail Clancy Is Still A Hot Piece

Before you ask, no, I do not understand what the deal is with  Abigail Clancy ‘s belt at the  Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie world premiere in London. It’s no secret that I don’t really “get” fashion (unless it involves Daisy Dukes and/or see-through shirts). But what I do understand is that the busty Brit still managed to look super-leggy anyway, and that’s good enough for me. » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com

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