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Here’s Who We Would Cast In An All Black Live-Action Remake Of ‘The Little Mermaid’

What is your favorite thing about Ariel? pic.twitter.com/phHfJJmr0l — The Little Mermaid (@TheDisneyAriel) January 20, 2014 Back in 1923, Walt and Roy Disney founded The Walt Disney Company and ninety-five years later it’s still going strong. In fact, Disney has been making headlines after announcing plans to reimagine The Little Mermaid as a live-action film. The animated musical fantasy is a favorite for ’90s kids, so of course all our grown behinds have intense opinions about who should star in the remake. Rumor is Zendaya and Lady Gaga are being considered for the roles of Princess Ariel and Ursula, respectively—Zendaya’s cool but Black Twitter had other ideas for Ursula, namely, she should be a BBW. We ain’t mad at that! Nahhhh, Ursula was a BBW or a drag queen. Don't try and ruin this as well. Urgh, slightly over it with the Disney live action remakes atm https://t.co/QxP7dRlM8t — Nola Marianna Ojomu (@NolaMarianna) October 16, 2018 Let’s take a look at the original cast. There’s Princess Ariel, an antsy teen who’s tired of life underwater in the kingdom of Atlantica. There’s her dad, King Triton, who lays down the law—with love; Flounder, Ariel’s adventurous but nervous BFF; Sebastian, the crab who serves as the King’s most trusted advisor; Prince Eric, the dreamy human being Ariel is willing to risk it all for; and of course Ursula, the trifling evil sea witch who tries to scam Ariel out of her voice. We have some ideas on who else could do these characters justice. Get into our list below and let us know if you agree. Princess Ariel Source: Apega/WENN.com / WENN Yara Shahidi – Can you imagine having the ever so woke Grown-ish actress swim up to the surface of the sea to reveal those curly locks and million dollar smile? We can. Source: Brian To/WENN Chloe or Halle Bailey –  We wouldn’t be mad at Disney casting either one of these gorgeous sisters for the role of Ariel. From their luscious locs to their beautiful singing voices, we think they’d be perfect. King Triton Source: Ron Asadorian / Splash News Will Smith – Who better than the Fresh Prince to play King of the Sea and father to Princess Ariel? Will Smith would not only do the original role justice, he’d add his own comedic twist to the remake and look zaddy-ish while doing so. Prince Eric Source: Dia Dipasupil / Getty Luka Sabbat – Luka plays Yara Shahidi’s Prince Charming on Grown-ish and we can’t get enough. We actually really want to see this happen. Source: Earl Gibson III / Getty Bryshere Y. Gray – Ladies love Bryshere as Hakeem Lyon on Empire— he could definitely do this role justice. Source: Tony Forte/WENN Shameik Moore – Oh heyyy Shameik…another fine brother that would make the perfect prince for Ariel. Flounder Source: John Shearer / Getty Caleb McLaughlin – This Stranger Things actor is the sweet young guy we need as Ariel’s BFF. Source: Frederic Kern/Future Image/WENN Jaden Smith – Or, maybe Ariel’s BFF needs a little edge the second time around. Jaden, you free? Sebastian Source: George Pimentel / Getty Kevin Hart – Sebastian was a key role in the animated film, playing the King’s most trusted advisor while also doubling as Princess Ariel’s sidekick and babysitter. This has Kevin Hart written all over it. Source: Leon Bennett / Getty Mike Epps – OR, would his arch nemesis Mike Epps be a more hilarious baby sitter? Ursula Source: Robin Marchant / Getty Mo’Nique – Oh man, Mo’Nique would kill this role. Hands down. Source: Getty Jill Scott – We can definitely picture a villainous Jill Scott scamming Ariel out of her voice with no remorse. Source: Splash News / Splash News Eryka Badu – People know better than to play with Erykah Badu in real life, so we’d love to see her play the villain in The Little Mermaid . Plus, look at her. [ione_media_gallery src=”https://globalgrind.cassiuslife.com” id=”4268979″ overlay=”true”]  

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Sarah Hyland Can Do Better

Sarah Hyland is going to have to work a little harder to show up Ariel Winter’s Instagram post . Sure she’s cute and better looking, but if she wants to get into the InstaModeling game, she will have to bend over and touch her toes once in a while.                  

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Super Bowl Over – Olympics On – Here are Some Naked German Olympians of the Day

The Super Bowl is over, now all the marketing dollars are being thrown into the Olympics, where we can forget our differences and watch white people compete for medals against other countries in the snow… The German team has the right idea, where they got some of their athletes Naked for some magazine…if you like seeing female athletes who thanks to modern science are basically the size of dudes….you can see this if you ever make the mistake of standing outside a Cross Fit gym…girls, like the creepy little league coach I had, who have too much muscle, her clit grows to the size of a Man’s Thumb… We’d have to ask Tiger Woods about that, you know since he’s got up and in that Lindsay Vonn…who is kinda hot…in a very muscular way….where these Germans…are a little too much what you’d expect to see from a German…if you’ve ever been to a german sex club and have been faced with a 230 pound 6 foot 5 butch named Helga…you know what I mean. The post Super Bowl Over – Olympics On – Here are Some Naked German Olympians of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ariel Winter’s Saggy Ass of the Day

I wonder what fast food chain Ariel Winter’s asshole smells like…. That’s about all I have to say about that…. The post Ariel Winter’s Saggy Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ariel Winter Sucking It In of the Day

I assume this Ariel Winter going out with her tits out was the motivation behind her competitor SARAH HYLAND posting those racy bathtub titty flash pics – you know to get a piece of the pie, a piece of the action, a piece of the Modern Family hype…being all like “I may not have tits like Sofia Vergara, or Ariel Winter, but who really does, she’s a freak who cuts off her tits and still has massive tits, how’s that even make sense”… FEEDING is how that happens, girl just keeps on eating, coupled with hormones being out of sync thanks to being molested, maybe not sexually, but out of sync thanks to being exploited as a child to live out her evil parents dream.. NO child star ends up normal, because it’s not normal to put a kid to work, with a huge audience at a young age…ya know. But here she is clickbaiting, because child stars love attention….it’s what fuels them, since they have all kinds of money…attention is the most important currency… More on the FORUM – CLICK HERE In other tits at an event – big CLEAVAGE – Alison Brie Cheese – Don’t Let Rat Faced Bella Hadid near her – was big tits, big cleavage at an event and I have no interest in posting a post dedicated to her, I have things to do …not really…but you know what I mean…..she’s at least a spin off more interesting than Ariel Winter… More Alison Brie – Big Cleavage CLICK HERE The post Ariel Winter Sucking It In of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Skin Links 10.17.17

More Mina Winkel nudes please Fleshbot Chloe Bennet accidental nipslip on Instagram  Taxi Driver Movie Alina Baikova braless in a see-through top  The Nip Slip Josephine Skriver does Instagram of the day  Drunken Stepfather Olivia Culpo uses her hot body to sell hair products  Egotastic Delilah Parillo nude for LUI Magazine  Egotastic All Stars Cassidy Banks is The Boyfriend Whisperer  Boobie Blog Katy Perry lends a helping hand to a lesbian couple (header image)  WWTDD … read more

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True Or False: Ariel Winter Has The Best Cleavage

Right Or Wrong, That’s Awesome Cleavage On Ariel Winter… read more

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Ariel Winter: Back in Daisy Dukes, Now With More Cleavage!

Remember how, last week, Ariel Winter went with her boyfriend and his family to some sort of Canadian rodeo event. There was drinking (but that’s legal there) and there were good times, and Ariel got to show a lot of skin. That’s where those photos of Ariel Winter in daisy dukes came from. If you were wondering. Also the photo of her appearing to be drinking Jack Daniels. But Ariel wasn’t done showing off what a good time she was having, and shared another snap in a different outfit … but she’s still sporting daisy dukes. So, Ariel Winter went up to Canada recently to visit Levi Meaden’s family. They were celebrating the birthday of his mother, Chris. Ariel seemed totally enamored with his family. Most things in Canada are pretty similar to things in the US, but a little better. (They don’t have the US’ portion-sizes, which is sadly a dealbreaker) They have single-payer healthcare, like most of the developed world. They have a lower drinking age, though alcohol is still restricted to adults. They apparently have their own rodeos, which we’ll assume are just more polite versions of what you’d get in the Wild West. And they have better weather — though it clearly still gets warm enough in July to pose wearing very little clothing out in public. To some moms, seeing their son’s girlfriend dressed like that would be a nightmare. But you know, Chris is showing a fair bit of leg herself. (Good for her!) And the costume fits the occasion. Besides, it Ariel’s body and she can show as much or as little of it as she likes. And maybe Levi’s family knows and accepts that. We don’t know what they might think of some other things. Like, for example, Ariel Winter’s comment about getting crabs . Or maybe the extent of her PDA with Levi, which included Levi Meaden slapping Ariel Winter’s butt . But this outfit, we guess, received at least a tacit endorsement. But, by all accounts, Ariel had a great time up north. She may have even been taking advantage of the drinking age in Calgary, which is 18. (She’s 19, of course) We’re not technically sure if she was actually drinking or just wanted to strongly suggest that she was, but whatever. America’s drinking laws are pretty widely recognized as being too strict. Plenty of states still limit liquor sales severely, and then there’s that drinking age of 21. You’d think that an adult old enough to date a guy a decade her senior would be deemed old enough to choose which liquids she drinks, but clearly that’s not the case in the US. Still, it looked like it was a good trip from the photos that we saw. And now we’re wondering if she’s holding onto some more “Stampede” pics and planning to space them out. Every time that Ariel Winter shares a photo, she’s making another bold statement. Part of that is body positivity, and part of that is about owning how much or how little of her body she’s going to show. No matter what Ariel Winter’s horrible nightmare of a mother says about it. And that’s how we get so many delightful pics. Thanks, internet! Of course, when she shares photos in her rodeo outfits, a lot of people comment “reverse cowgirl.” You can’t win them all, we guess. View Slideshow: Ariel Winter Bikini Selfies: Look at My Butt & New Boyfriend!

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Fat Troll Ariel Winter Meets Her Biological Father of the Day

Yes…I think Ariel Winter is as attractive as a farm animal… I know based on the emails and comments left of the site that farm animals are attractive to some of you garbage humans I can’t believe exist.. But to me, far animals are cute enough to pet at the petting zoo your single mother you met on tinder made you go to with her shitty kids you don’t really want to stepfather despite your name on the internet….but not cute enough to fuck… What I am saying is that I would assume this manure smelling monster is fine to pet or throw seeds at to see her scamper out of her cage…but I’m not the kind of farmer who fucks the meat… Who am I kidding…troll or not with a gut hanging over her pants or not…she’s still a young rich kid who is legal and from tv…to not fuck her would be gay…even gays would fuck her…to have the story….but that doesn’t mean she’s as hot as she thinks she is or acts…because she’s not…take that…Ariel Winter…girl who has done nothing to me to deserve this abuse…. The post Fat Troll Ariel Winter Meets Her Biological Father of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ariel Winter Seems To Love Her Ass

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