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Madison Burge Weird Ghetto Nude Photoshoot of the Day

What the hell is this Madison Burge up to here… I am tired of saying “who the fuck is this person”…but it applies to most people I post… I don’t know who they are or remember them from their bullshit career choices. I only know a few celebrity sluts by face and even then I forget them often…that’s asking a lot of me to try to keep up with this garbage that is out there…it’s a too many sluts situation… Well, thanks to google….she’s straight from the mean streets of Friday Night Lights….a show that funny enough MINKA KELLY AND HER TITS WE POSTED EARLIER was also on…that I guess mattered enough for both to be putting out topless pics on the same day…how does that happen…they must be in on it together…both are competing for eyeballs on instagram doing the one thing that matters…HAVING THEIR TITS OUT… Naughty…but it’s how you get noticed… Remember when doing Playboy got these celebs paid 100k or more and you’d anxiously steal the issue when it dropped… Now they just get their tits out to anyone willing to look at them…which is all of us…even if there’s only one of us here….not to discount you Russian Robot Traffic…you’re a good friend to me and I appreciate you. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Madison Burge Weird Ghetto Nude Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Minka Kelly Got Her Tits Out of the Day

This is the most important you will see of Minka Kelly to date. I am sure when things fuck up for her officially, or when she goes officially broke….and no rich dudes will want to fuck her… There will be VAGINA… But for now…it’s tits..and tits are good enough for people like me…who don’t watch porn because the people in it are gross and it rots your brain and kills your creativity as it is all presented in front of you like some kind of buffet….for your lazy retard brands… Then again maybe we don’t want to see her VAGINA. She was engaged to Derek Jeter and he’s known to have herpes and you know that’s the gift that keeps on giving… But in her defense…everyone in Hollywood has herpes.. It’s their secret handshake so you know you’re in the club. The post Minka Kelly Got Her Tits Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lindsay Vonn Bikini for SI of the Day

Black cock loving Lindsay Vonn …seriously her last 3-4 boyfriends have been black athletes who you know destroy her skier pussy….because these female athletes and all their squatting and injuries are masochists and the only way they feel anything up inside their dull fucking high threshold for pain perverts…is with the big black cock… I don’t find Black cock loving Lindsay Vonn all that hot, or interesting…she’s old…but she’s an American Olympic hero and that works out well financially… I also grew up in Canada east coast ski country, and I was sent to the ski hill everyday where I would clean the cafeteria and I’d see those racing chicks everyday, walking around in their spandex race suits, and sometimes hard nippled in Turtle Necks….or long underwear and I’d think to myself how manly they were…of course they are horny they are muscular dudes with watermelon crushing sized legs… So maybe people find Lindsey Vonn hot…probably not racists who don’t like Snow White Turning that Milk into Chocolate Milk…. But she’s still a Hero..or is it a SHERO in this weird feminist world we are trapped in….and that is probably why Sports Illustrated has her fit…a little too fit body in bikini as she nears menopause….in what is a weird fucking fetish. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Lindsay Vonn Bikini for SI of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Super Bowl Over – Olympics On – Here are Some Naked German Olympians of the Day

The Super Bowl is over, now all the marketing dollars are being thrown into the Olympics, where we can forget our differences and watch white people compete for medals against other countries in the snow… The German team has the right idea, where they got some of their athletes Naked for some magazine…if you like seeing female athletes who thanks to modern science are basically the size of dudes….you can see this if you ever make the mistake of standing outside a Cross Fit gym…girls, like the creepy little league coach I had, who have too much muscle, her clit grows to the size of a Man’s Thumb… We’d have to ask Tiger Woods about that, you know since he’s got up and in that Lindsay Vonn…who is kinda hot…in a very muscular way….where these Germans…are a little too much what you’d expect to see from a German…if you’ve ever been to a german sex club and have been faced with a 230 pound 6 foot 5 butch named Helga…you know what I mean. The post Super Bowl Over – Olympics On – Here are Some Naked German Olympians of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lindsey Vonn Posts a Ripped Leggings Butt Shot in Squat Picture of the Day

Lindsey Vonn, who I guess has hooker-like sex, because she was able to keep Tiger Woods interested in her for a period of time, probably thanks to her strong legs and ass due to Olympic skiing, and the jacked up testosterone it causes, making her a tyrant with her pussy, the kind of girl you start trying to avoid because she just wants to fuck and you can’t take it anymore…you’re all fucked out…you have other shit to do like watch TV or eat or some shit…there is such thing as a girl wanting too much sex, but maybe I only like girls who don’t like me…or having sex with me… WHO KNOWS.. What I do know is that Lindsey Vonn is on the sublte slutty in LA hustle for fans and audience by showing anus, or butt holes in her pants – because it’s not that slutty, but still slutty enough, for a slut, who was a slut for Tiger Woods… From bikini, to panty flashes, to work out porn…she’s on a mission… The post Lindsey Vonn Posts a Ripped Leggings Butt Shot in Squat Picture of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsey Vonn Olympic Ass on All Fours in a Bikini of the DAy

That is Lindsey Vonn’s powerful ass from the ski hill has made a move to LA after getting what we can assume is AIDS from Tiger Woods. That was herearly attempt to rebrand from the powerful ass from the Ski Hill to the slut that can tame a hooker fucker….and move to LA to be a slutty rich housewife…who unlike other slutty housewives – has Olympic gold… It’s an Olympic year, so she’s gotta get out there as the paparazzi will be looking at all past Olympians – bother summer and winter – for any pictures they can spin into an Olympic related story. So she’s taking her powerful ass in a skimpy bathing suit out for the paparazzi, crawling around in FUCK POSITION, which happen to be some of the best poses we can thank her training – not as an Olympic Atlhete but as a slut for creating…. We can assume, based on look and overall vibe of Lindsey Vonn, that this skier is rebranding as slut…Olympic Athlete is just not sex enough – and sex sells – it gets followers and rich husbands – while high testosterone, strong legs from a skier have always had a high sex drive but Olympic skier is up there with “she’s got a dick clit”…in terms of hot nd the only way to regulate that is to bust out them tits or ass… Good times. Olympic dreams. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Here’s her panty flash….she’s on a mission… Here’s a pull up… A video posted by Lindsey Vonn (@lindseyvonn) on Aug 3, 2016 at 9:03am PDT The post Lindsey Vonn Olympic Ass on All Fours in a Bikini of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Vonn Skiing Fame Whore of the Day

Lindsay Vonn is a pro skier, who dated TIGER WOODS after his whole publicly fucking some of the grimiest fucking hookers while married – making me think that she either identifies as a grimy hooker, or maybe she’s just into the press that comes with being TIGER’s new grimy hooker…it does well for business… They’ve broke out, but the skier, is not out in a ski suit likes she’s used to, she’s gone full deep V – athtletic tits out and shiny leggings, all made up like she’s heading to the strip club to give out lap dances, or maybe to live the life as the REAL HOUSEWIFE OF SKIN country…all trashy and down to have her face fucked – because all the fillers made her mouth numb and capable of handling the abuse… I have been around skiers for the last 25 years, I live in Canada, and every ski chick, whether a racer or an instructor is just always in the mood to fuck. Most have legs I’d be scared to fuck, a little too thick and muscular – but good when it’s bouncing on your dick….and maybe it’s becuase of the way the wind hits their clits in their spandex suits…. So I can assume, based on look and overall vibe of Lindsay Vonn, that this skier is rebranding as slut…Olympic Athlete is just not sex enough – it sounds like she’s some kind of dude and the only way to regulate that is to bust out them tits. That’s a powerful ass in the ski hill that is LA… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Vonn Skiing Fame Whore of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gisele Bundchen, Lindsay Vonn, Misty Copeland for Under Armor of the DAy

Here are some relatively unimpressive, even boring pictures of Gisele, a known athlete in the sport of underwear modeling….for Under Armor…but luckily unlike other brands, Under Armor was smart enough to recruit actual athletes for the campaign, because there is nothing I hate more than seeing models model shit that doesn’t make sense for them to model, like fitness gear, even if they’ve moved away from eating disorder to boxing or a daily pilates class, and even if they are strong or fit enough to compete, they are still fucking models, so keep them posing in panties…not functional gear…. I mean there’s very little erotic in this, but why not celebrate billion dollar bands who don’t give me money like an asshole, because American loves advertising campaigns, everything is a fucking ad for something, so why not participate and not get paid because I am a Canadian and we are non confrontational like that. The post Gisele Bundchen, Lindsay Vonn, Misty Copeland for Under Armor of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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